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[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16099456]I think I'll do that! The Steam Group will be ready soon![/QUOTE] Great! I never knew you were on steam Engy.

Why don't your 'elmet protect against my bullets?

[QUOTE=Cheeseist;16099550]Do you have a wife? Kids? Why not have the red spy place a teleporter into the Blue spawn? Do u know the announcer? Ever think about a flamethrower sentry? Also if u help invent the sapper for the red spy why not borrow some of his and find a reverse solution to unsapping your sentry?[/QUOTE] No, no. He doesn't understand the intracacies of the construction. Yes, as a matter of fact I progr- met her at the RED Christmas party... Yes, I thought it sounded crap. That would mean swithcing the Sentry to a mechanical/clockwork.

[QUOTE=Blu Sniper;16099668]Why don't your 'elmet protect against my bullets?[/QUOTE] He doesn't make them.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16099571]Great! I never knew you were on steam Engy.[/QUOTE] Yes, I most certainly am!

[QUOTE=Blu Sniper;16099668]Why don't your 'elmet protect against my bullets?[/QUOTE] High Caliber bullet vs Mining Helmet. Think about it. Engi you need to upgrade your helmet!

I look forward for the Steam Group!

What do u think about the civilian? Would u trust the Red spy to defend your sentry? Have u ever been accused of being a clone? Have u ever eaten heavy's sandvich?

[QUOTE=Blazehmr;16099726]High Caliber bullet vs Mining Helmet. Think about it. Engi you need to upgrade your helmet![/QUOTE] I know, but the Administrator keeps denying my requests for armour-plating. The reason she gave was "balancing", but I have no idea what she means by that. [editline]10:59AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Blu Sniper;16099668]Why don't your 'elmet protect against my bullets?[/QUOTE] It's a hard made of plastic, not tungsten. :downs: [editline]11:00AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lighting;16099734]I look forward for the Steam Group![/QUOTE] [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/red_engineer_fanclub]Steam group goin' up![/url]

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16099882]I know, but the Administrator keeps denying my requests for armour-plating. The reason she gave was "balancing", but I have no idea what she means by that. [editline]10:59AM[/editline] It's a hard made of plastic, not tungsten. :downs: [editline]11:00AM[/editline] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=773369]Steam group goin' up![/url][/QUOTE] Haha, it just goes to page one again. :buddy: Also, perhaps by "balancing" she means that BLU could get a hold of it, and she is making a small sacrifice to keep your snipers effective.

[QUOTE=Cheeseist;16099818]What do u think about the civilian? Would u trust the Red spy to defend your sentry? Have u ever been accused of being a clone? Have u ever eaten heavy's sandvich?[/QUOTE] The actual civillian, or those pansy-ass scouts, snipers and heavies that desert their posts to stand on each others head and run 'round in circles? Yes, definitely. Yes, on this very thread. But that idea was swiftly shot down in the very next post. Yes, he gives them out to the team after we win!

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16099882][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=773369]Steam group goin' up![/url][/QUOTE] Thank you Engineer! BTW my name is Private Cockburn.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16099947]Haha, it just goes to page one again. :buddy:[/quote] Shit, my bad. [QUOTE=Shibbey;16099947]Also, perhaps by "balancing" she means that BLU could get a hold of it, and she is making a small sacrifice to keep your snipers effective.[/QUOTE] Yes, that sounds about right... I hope.

The actual civilian the on u used to know on maps like hunted? Also what has happen to him was he spy checked to many times?

How does that new doomsday device work?

Have you ever built a Not-dying-Machine?

[QUOTE=Cheeseist;16100038]The actual civilian the on u used to know on maps like hunted? Also what has happen to him was he spy checked to many times?[/QUOTE] No, I prefer the payload. No, he sold his image to a well known bobblehead manufacturer. [editline]11:18AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Yobdren;16100050]How does that new doomsday device work?[/QUOTE] It's actually a super-sizer machine. Simply place something inside it, and it becomes [highlight][u]SUPERSIZED[/u][/highlight]. The capture point was originally the size of nickel. [editline]11:19AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt.Kiddles;16100137]Have you ever built a Not-dying-Machine?[/QUOTE] No, seeing as it's impossible. :smug:

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16100006]Shit, my bad. Yes, that sounds about right... I hope.[/QUOTE] -snipthatthere- Found you and your club, using your portrait as an avatar too. I always did wonder how everyone has the same technology on both sides.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16100264]-snipthatthere- Found you and your club, using your portrait as an avatar too. I always did wonder how everyone has the same technology on both sides.[/QUOTE] How did the romans and greeks have the same technology?

Made it as # 4 baby Yeah! [editline]02:30PM[/editline] What other hats do u have at your house? Have u ever thought about having 3 non upgradable sentrys for an unlockable?

[QUOTE=Yobdren;16100454]How did the romans and greeks have the same technology?[/QUOTE] Because the Greeks were smart, and the romans [B][U]WERE BLU SCUM![/U][/B]

Hi, RED Engineer. I would like to ask you some questions: -Does the Green Scout piss you off? -Have you ever encountered BLU Heavy in face2face situation? -Why your mining hat's flashlight doesn't want to work?

[QUOTE=Cheeseist;16100478]Made it as # 4 baby Yeah! [editline]02:30PM[/editline] What other hats do u have at your house? Have u ever thought about having 3 non upgradable sentrys for an unlockable?[/QUOTE] I have several, I am a hat entusiast. If that crafty spy hadn't beaten my to it, I'd be wearing one of these. [img]http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=70479[/img] Yes, but then I remembered how desperately I wanted a moblie sentry with a teleport platform on the back. [editline]11:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=NOD Engineer;16100600]Hi, RED Engineer. I would like to ask you some questions: -Does the Green Scout piss you off? -Have you ever encountered BLU Heavy in face2face situation? -Why your mining hat's flashlight doesn't want to work?[/QUOTE] [highlight]YES, FUCKING YES.[/highlight] Yes, I shot him in the stomach and ran. Home-made nuclear batteries. I had to take them out after I went bald. I wear it for senti-mental reasons.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16100608]I have several, I am a hat entusiast. If that crafty spy hadn't beaten my to it, I'd be wearing one of these. [img]http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=70479[/img][/QUOTE] Go another one better. [img]http://alphastudiossoftware.nl/weldingmask.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16100764]Go another one better. [img]http://alphastudiossoftware.nl/weldingmask.png[/img][/QUOTE] Yes, I did notice that, and couldn't pass up the offer.

Has the RED medic ever confronted you or attempted to destroy your dispenser out of jealousy?

[QUOTE=DanRatherman;16100930]Has the RED medic ever confronted you or attempted to destroy your dispenser out of jealousy?[/QUOTE] No, he's got an ubercharge, and any Heavy would pick his butt-buddy over my dispenser.

Yeah, and how the Kritzkrieg works?

[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;16100978]Yeah, and how the Kritzkrieg works?[/QUOTE] The yellow chamber has a jarate in it, endowing the medigun [highlight]KRITICAL POWER![/highlight]

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16099882][url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/red_engineer_fanclub]Steam group goin' up![/url][/QUOTE] Joined :D We should play dustbowl together sometime. (Ignore my spy avatar)