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[QUOTE=OutOfExile;16101048]Joined :D We should play dustbowl together sometime. (Ignore my spy avatar)[/QUOTE] Smooth, you just got the last insta-promotion.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101113]Smooth, you just got the last insta-promotion.[/QUOTE] Thanks :D

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101113]Smooth, you just got the last insta-promotion.[/QUOTE] Or... Insta-upgrade? :smugdog: [editline]08:14PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101006]The yellow chamber has a jarate in it, endowing the medigun [highlight]KRITICAL POWER![/highlight][/QUOTE] Of course, the Jarate itself causes crits, but, how does it stop the patient from being the crit magnet?

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16101220]Or... Insta-upgrade? :smugdog: [editline]08:14PM[/editline] Of course, the Jarate itself causes crits, but, how does it stop the patient from being the crit magnet?[/QUOTE] No, he's not a sentry. The medigun uses it's beam to coat all of the bullets in jarate (which is buffed by the magic of the medigun). The healing beam and the kritz beam seperate upon touching the body.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101318]No, he's not a sentry. The medigun uses it's beam to coat all of the bullets in jarate (which is buffed by the magic of the medigun). The healing beam and the kritz beam seperate upon touching the body.[/QUOTE] Nono, you've got it wrong, it works exactly like jarate, except the polarity is reversed. God damn polarity is a tricky thing.

[QUOTE=Blazehmr;16101401]Nono, you've got it wrong, it works exactly like jarate, except the polarity is reversed. God damn polarity is a tricky thing.[/QUOTE] Nono, you've got it wrong, you're not the engineer, polarity is not reversed. God damn disobedience is a tricky thing.

Mr engi, Did you just whore 10 hours on the forums?

[QUOTE=Jessey;16101520]Mr engi, Did you just whore 10 hours on the forums?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SC0eC4aK3E[/media]

[QUOTE=Lighting;16099998]Thank you Engineer! BTW my name is Private Cockburn.[/QUOTE] Oh, that reminds me of when I went to Thiepval in Northern France last year. There was an actual soldier who had gone missing in WWI called W. Cockshott.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101318]No, he's not a sentry.[/QUOTE] It was a pun. :< [B]EDIT[/B] My automerge!

[QUOTE=Jessey;16101520]Mr engi, Did you just whore 10 hours on the forums?[/QUOTE] No, I just spent 10 hours owning spies, GRN team, and answering the questions of the community, all at the same time.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16101571][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SC0eC4aK3E[/media][/QUOTE] It was a serious question smart one. And the Above question was the answer

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16101588]It was a pun. :< [B]EDIT[/B] My automerge![/QUOTE] A bad one, because he's not a sentry. : smug: [editline]12:35PM[/editline] Also, sentries don't upgrade themselves. [B][U]HAHA, Disregard that, I suck pyro's- I mean... I suck cock.[/U][/B] [editline]12:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jessey;16101628]It was a serious question smart one. And the Above question was the answer[/QUOTE] It was a hilarious answer you pansy-ass traitor! Whose side are you on?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101630]A bad one, because he's not a sentry. :smug: Also, sentries don't upgrade themselves.[/QUOTE] You upgraded his status to admin, you being an engineer.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16101687]You upgraded his status to admin, you being an engineer.[/QUOTE] Oh snap! Sorry man, I never noticed that, thanks. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=230140&dateline=1247763091[/img] :respek: [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=220325&dateline=1246208423[/img]

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101615]No, I just spent 10 hours owning spies, GRN team, and answering the questions of the community, all at the same time.[/QUOTE] All while building a fucking sentry. Shall I ever catch you in-game, engie? What did I misspell? WHAT?

[QUOTE=xpod1;16101816]All while building a fucking sentry. Shall I ever catch you in-game, engie?[/QUOTE] BRB, you are no longer BLU scum, and I must edit the OP to accomadate. You may now join the steam group where you are guaranteed to see me ingame.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16085064] [highlight]ATTENTION:[/highlight] :siren:[B]That does not include xpod1 because [u]he is no longer[/u] BLU scum.[/B]:siren:[/QUOTE] [img]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_106/11662480548iDmlc.jpg[/img] Gaahhh, can't find the Group page.

Are those teleporters powered by witchcraft? And are you only on the RED Team because it's unusual that the sterotype of a Texan being thick is quashed, as you seem to be such a genius?

[QUOTE=xpod1;16101906][img]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_106/11662480548iDmlc.jpg[/img] Gaahhh, can't find the Group page.[/QUOTE] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/red_engineer_fanclub[/url] [editline]12:51PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Memobot;16101914]Are those teleporters powered by witchcraft? And are you only on the RED Team because it's unusual that the sterotype of a Texan being thick is quashed, as you seem to be such a genius?[/QUOTE] No. No, it's because it's been ~#.\HeLLa/.#~ quashed, by me being a SUPER-GENIUS.

Awesome. I can try to change my avatar to RED, but I enjoy the cold colours of blu. And spelling like a brit, that's fun too. I am now a RED Soldier riding on a frog.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16101513]Nono, you've got it wrong, you're not the engineer, polarity is not reversed. God damn disobedience is a tricky thing.[/QUOTE] Nono, you're wrong, I am an engineer, and I'm a [b]better[/b] engineer... You know why...? [b]MY SENTRIES ARE MOBILE[/b]

[QUOTE=xpod1;16101816]All while building a fucking sentry. Shall I ever catch you in-game, engie? What did I misspell? WHAT?[/QUOTE] Sorry, I think accidentally clicked on it when I was clicking off of Steam. [editline]12:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Blazehmr;16102083]Nono, you're wrong, I am an engineer, and I'm a [b]better[/b] engineer... You know why...? [b]MY SENTRIES ARE MOBILE[/b][/QUOTE] No you're not, and no they're not. [editline]01:04PM[/editline] [QUOTE=xpod1;16102041]Awesome. I can try to change my avatar to RED, but I enjoy the cold colours of blu. And spelling like a brit, that's fun too.[/QUOTE] Exactly, the colours are cold. You know what else is cold Russia. You know what Russia is [I]right now?[/I] Commies. Therefore you're a commie. Now that you've changed your avatar you are "capitalist pig dog". I'm so proud! And yes it is. Because British people aren't commies.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16102101]No you're not, and no they're not. [/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY2gqvAEys0&fmt=18[/media] Pretty sure that was bizarro pyro I killed.

Fhdgfhjzgfdd, ninja edit.

Wheres YLW team?

[QUOTE=Blazehmr;16102411][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY2gqvAEys0&fmt=18[/media] Pretty sure that was bizarro pyro I killed.[/QUOTE] You're not an Engineer, you're some monster that stolen a clones skin. You know what we call them? SPYS! *Blasts face off with shotgun.* [editline]01:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheForeigner;16102449]Wheres YLW team?[/QUOTE] They don't exist, neither does GRN team.

[quote=red engineer;16102469]you're not an engineer, you're some monster that stolen a clones skin. You know what we call them spys! *blasts face off with shotgun.* [editline]01:11pm[/editline] they don't exist, neither does grn team.[/quote] thars no friendly fire here.

[QUOTE=Blazehmr;16102658]thars no friendly fire here.[/QUOTE] No, you're a BLU spy. Comply or GTFO, you pansy-ass BLU.

Hey Engy, wouldn't shark teeth look really cool on a sentry? A bit like this: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/A10Shark.jpg/800px-A10Shark.jpg[/img]