• Ask the Engineer!
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[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;16108562]Mr. Red engie, could you show me on the doll where the Blu spy touched you?[/QUOTE] Nowhere, I'll show you on the doll where I wrenched him. *Points to head and groin.* [editline]06:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Musicfreak59;16108820]What's the one phrase you never want to hear from another teammate that's not an engy or engy-related?[/QUOTE] "Incoming!" [editline]06:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ashxu;16108744]Yes it does.[/QUOTE] No, it goes where Hakita says it does.
Why do you have all kinda weird things in that annoucer-table thing (dracula missing, ect..)
Dracula is a codename for something, isnt it?
[QUOTE=DrTirD;16109015]Why do you have all kinda weird things in that annoucer-table thing (dracula missing, ect..)[/QUOTE] In case we lose Dracula. [editline]06:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hakita;16109066]Dracula is a codename for something, isnt it?[/QUOTE] Yes, it's a codename for Dracula.
[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16109121] Yes, it's a codename for Dracula.[/QUOTE] Oh, you're a vice guy, eh?
What happens if you put a teleporter up to a wall and then you teleport into the wall?
[QUOTE=Hakita;16109168]Oh, you're a vice guy, eh?[/QUOTE] Am I?
Engineer, have you ever considered that you respawn after being shot to death? Does this have anything to do with cloning?
How many sentries can you fit in 2fort?
[url]http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=131867092393&__a=1[/url] Whaddya think about this? RED Hevy and RED Spy fighting?
What do you put in your car when it smells bad.
[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16109121]In case we lose Dracula.[/QUOTE] Following up on that, has anybody on RED ever found Dracula?
[QUOTE=Alba Meira;16111047]Following up on that, has anybody on RED ever found Dracula?[/QUOTE] Well how many maps take place at night. Pipeline doesn't count.
[QUOTE=Yobdren;16111062]Well how many maps take place at night. Pipeline doesn't count.[/QUOTE] He could be sleeping. Or have an incredibly strong sun-lotion. Yeah.
Can you shoot cum blasts out of your sentry?
Did you fix the same announcement being posted three times in your fan club?
Do you know that you dont actually exist ?
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;16109747]Engineer, have you ever considered that you respawn after being shot to death? Does this have anything to do with cloning?[/QUOTE] For the hundredth time, yes. [editline]02:37AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hakita;16108424]And howcome you know so much? [b][i]ARE YOU AN ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE!?[/i][/b][/QUOTE] No, all the question are Engineer related, and I'm an Engineer. [editline]02:39AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ZestyLemons;16109183]What happens if you put a teleporter up to a wall and then you teleport into the wall?[/QUOTE] I end up in the wall, and a me shaped chunk of wall comes out of the entrance. [editline]02:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=-The_D-;16109784]How many sentries can you fit in 2fort?[/QUOTE] I can only fit one in at a time. But it's directly propotionate to the amount of Engineer Clones: n = Number of engineers, x = Number of sentries. X=n [editline]02:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zuimzado;16110724][url]http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=131867092393&__a=1[/url] Whaddya think about this? RED Hevy and RED Spy fighting?[/QUOTE] Attention seeking. :rolleyes: Ignore them. [editline]02:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Yobdren;16111005]What do you put in your car when it smells bad.[/QUOTE] A scent-tree. [editline]02:44AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Alba Meira;16111047]Following up on that, has anybody on RED ever found Dracula?[/QUOTE] Of course they have, how could we lose it if we haven't found it. (Dr. McNinja is loosely employed by both RED and BLU teams.) [editline]02:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Yobdren;16111062]Well how many maps take place at night. Pipeline doesn't count.[/QUOTE] He was on the moon. [editline]02:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Achilles123;16112782]He could be sleeping. Or have an incredibly strong sun-lotion. Yeah.[/QUOTE] No, he has anti-UV glass on his moon-base. [editline]02:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=alto0;16114265]Can you shoot cum blasts out of your sentry?[/QUOTE] [B]No, hang on... Are you Sgt. Cyanide? Because if so, your joke was [I]even less[/I] funny and original.[/B] [editline]02:48AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Shibbey;16114797]Did you fix the same announcement being posted three times in your fan club?[/QUOTE] Yes, turns out it was caused by refreshing the page, just after posting. [editline]02:48AM[/editline] [QUOTE=LoserMan255;16115978]Do you know that you dont actually exist ?[/QUOTE] Of course I do. I type, therefore I am. :smug:
Do you like soup?
Invalid, everyone likes soup.
Then what is his favourite soup?
[QUOTE=Samiam22;16117839]Do you like soup?[/QUOTE] Yes. [editline]06:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=xpod1;16117871]Invalid, everyone likes soup.[/QUOTE] Perfectly valid, many of my friends don't. [editline]06:31AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Shibbey;16118068]Then what is his favourite soup?[/QUOTE] Minestrone (Everybody likes minestrone, even if they don't like soup :buddy:)
Tell me Engineer, why is 2fort so popular despite it's flaws?
[QUOTE=Nekomata3;16118485]Tell me Engineer, why is 2fort so popular despite it's flaws?[/QUOTE] Because most of the clones just like to fight, and that's what 2fort's all about.
disregard that i suck cocks
Backwards, pally. BLU engie got killed my RED Spy.
Don't you hate it when you put a very good teleporter at a very tactical place and then somebody destroys the entrance?
about your goggles, do thay do any thing or do thay do nothink?
[QUOTE=NomadicNinja;16118517]BLU Spy shot you in the head and sapped your Level 3 Sentry, during Meet the Spy. How did you survive and what do you think of him.[/QUOTE] No, that was RED spy shooting a BLU engineer, so I feel very happy about that. :rolleyes: Fucking ninja'd by ex-"BLU team scum".
[QUOTE=xpod1;16118543]Backwards, pally. BLU engie got killed my RED Spy.[/QUOTE] olo i had a brain fart
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