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Dear engineer, how does the soldier rocketjump without exploding into tiny pieces?

[QUOTE=Hakita;16121181]Dear engineer, how does the soldier rocketjump without exploding into tiny pieces?[/QUOTE] Sun Tzu taught him to do that. In a farm

Welding mask or mining light?

[QUOTE=LoserMan255;16121271]Sun Tzu taught him to do that. In a farm[/QUOTE] I wonder how its done...

Rocket shoes. The weapon doesn't actually hurt him, he has gunpowder glued to his feet. It explode, propelling him up. That's why there's fire under his feet.

[QUOTE=Hakita;16121181]Dear engineer, how does the soldier rocketjump without exploding into tiny pieces?[/QUOTE] Weak rockets.

Thank you for this wonderful information xpod. [editline]05:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Red Engineer;16121534]Weak rockets.[/QUOTE] How come they blow others in to tiny pieces, then? :smugdog:

I do that.

[QUOTE=xpod1;16121390]Rocket shoes. The weapon doesn't actually hurt him, he has gunpowder glued to his feet. It explode, propelling him up. That's why there's fire under his feet.[/QUOTE] That too. [editline]10:06AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hakita;16121535]Thank you for this wonderful information xpod. [editline]05:05PM[/editline] How come they blow others in to tiny pieces, then? :smugdog:[/QUOTE] Not that weak. :smugdog: [editline]10:07AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Daimao;16121289]Welding mask or mining light?[/QUOTE] Welding Mask, but I'd probably alternate.

assuming what you say is true[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16096879]The comm. device I made has a small spacetime distortion device in it.[/QUOTE] how do you feel about everything your team has done being turned into this. [url]http://agoners.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/team_fortress_2_group_photo.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Zdragon;16121629]assuming what you say is true how do you feel about everything your team has done being turned into this. [url]http://agoners.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/team_fortress_2_group_photo.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] It wasn't turned into a game. You see, your computer has a small spacetime distortion system in it too. When you join a server, that activates, and you're given control of one of the clones.

That reminds me. If Scoot isn't banned, I'll see what he can do about a Bonk Brigade Group. I just run around with a bat dominating people. Literally.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16121673]It wasn't turned into a game. You see, your computer has a small spacetime distortion system in it too. When you join a server, that activates, and you're given control of one of the clones.[/QUOTE] thats a hell of a way to fight a war. did you invent the system? or was it these guys with your technology? [url]http://www.valvesoftware.com/[/url]

That reminded of me. How does the bonk work? Why is there a trail after the scout?

[QUOTE=Zdragon;16121876]thats a hell of a way to fight a war. did you invent the system? or was it these guys with your technology? [url]http://www.valvesoftware.com/[/url][/QUOTE] VALVe is the result of the corporate takeover RED performed against BLU. [editline]10:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hakita;16121907]That reminded of me. How does the bonk work? Why is there a trail after the scout?[/QUOTE] Mutation. Heat Distortion.

Do you always find new spots for sentry guns? Or do you stick to old classics? Hows the work on your own Mr Whirly going?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16121673]It wasn't turned into a game. You see, your computer has a small spacetime distortion system in it too. When you join a server, that activates, and you're given control of one of the clones.[/QUOTE]So basically you could do the same thing and no-one would notice, that it isn't really you? Play team fortress, I mean

I lost the article I wrote yesterday...

[QUOTE=Red Soldier;16124037]I lost the article I wrote yesterday...[/QUOTE] Oh, my. Welcome, Soldier sir!

Engineer, I thought you lost your Scent-Tree? [img]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/Seancho/TeamFortress/20080317.jpg[/img] [editline]02:39PM[/editline] This was included in Today's Article... [editline]02:39PM[/editline] In the "Comics" Section...

Hmm, the soldier on facebook called himself "Red Rocketman."

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16122006]Do you always find new spots for sentry guns? Or do you stick to old classics? Hows the work on your own Mr Whirly going?[/QUOTE] The classics. The wheels are done. [editline]01:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DrTirD;16123307]So basically you could do the same thing and no-one would notice, that it isn't really you? Play team fortress, I mean[/QUOTE] Yes, but I don't need to "connect to a server", seeing as I'm actually there. [editline]01:31PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Red Soldier;16124068]Engineer, I thought you lost your Scent-Tree? [img]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/Seancho/TeamFortress/20080317.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Yes.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16124834]The classics. The wheels are done.[/QUOTE] I tend to find my own spots, stops other engineers from building next to you, and no one guess they are there. I love building sentries behind a row of snipers, they seem oblivious to [I]Whiiiiiiiiir, clank clank.[/I] Tell us when it's finished.

How are you posting now? Shouldn't you be dead?

[QUOTE=Soren;16125487]How are you posting now? Shouldn't you be dead?[/QUOTE] He is alive and well.

[QUOTE=Red Soldier;16125722]He is alive and well.[/QUOTE] You're both so stupid, you'd be dead. And very old. And the world would of been DESTORIED by you idiots fighting. Thanks alot, I'm dead.

Im a cat.

[QUOTE=Hakita;16125757]Im a cat.[/QUOTE] You're a magecat.

My name is SUN TZU for your information, MAGGOT.

[QUOTE=Hakita;16125806]MAGGOT.[/QUOTE] Maget, as stated by The Engineer.