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[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16138932]If I can convine Magician to host a dedicated server, then we're set.[/QUOTE] I'll try doing that, pretty new to hosting tho. ((magician here))

[QUOTE=Hakita;16139064]How can the scout doublejump? Does he land on his ego and jump again?[/QUOTE] He hits the air so hard and fast that it acts like a solid. Trufax.

try connecting 88.195.211.70:27015 I have no idea if it works. [tab] Utorrent port checker says that the port works, try for yourselves[/tab]

Do you listen to Elvis? If it's still the 60's, how are you posting this?

[QUOTE=ScorchedMoose;16139510]Do you listen to Elvis? If it's still the 60's, how are you posting this?[/QUOTE] Read the thread next time. [editline]11:32AM[/editline] [QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16139319]try connecting 88.195.211.70:27015 I have no idea if it works. [tab] Utorrent port checker says that the port works, try for yourselves[/tab][/QUOTE] Doesn't work unfortunately.

Engy! Engy! What does [highlight]BAN[/highlight] stand for?

[QUOTE=Akita;16139720]Engy! Engy! What does [highlight]BAN[/highlight] stand for?[/QUOTE] You got banned?! Those moderators will feel the full force of mah sentreh!

[QUOTE=Akita;16139720]Engy! Engy! What does [highlight]BAN[/highlight] stand for?[/QUOTE] Bananas And Noodles?

I took a teleporter, however I am now trapped in a room with a box and a cat, thankfully I was carrying my computer, but what is with the lead box and cat?

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16140965]I took a teleporter, however I am now trapped in a room with a box and a cat, thankfully I was carrying my computer, but what is with the lead box and cat?[/QUOTE] Oh, hey. Im that cat. [editline]10:56PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Red Engineer;16139741]You got banned?! Those moderators will feel the full force of mah sentreh![/QUOTE] Yeah, I fucked up a thread :3:

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16140965]I took a teleporter, however I am now trapped in a room with a box and a cat, thankfully I was carrying my computer, but what is with the lead box and cat?[/QUOTE] It seems that those diabolical blues have taken the most common (and basically only (apart from quarks in pocket one)) physics joke, and ran with it. They've obviously made a makeshift failsafe exit for RED team teleporters. The cat is both alive and dead, therefore so are you. Use your ghost powers to get out of the box. [editline]12:58PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Akita;16141297]Oh, hey. Im that cat. [editline]10:56PM[/editline] Yeah, I fucked up a thread :3:[/QUOTE] Looks like it was already fucked up.

[b]IM DEAD!?[/b] :gonk: Makes sense, my avatar is all grey-ish.

[QUOTE=Akita;16141355][b]IM DEAD!?[/b] :gonk: Makes sense, my avatar is all grey-ish.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, you're also alive at the same time.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16141379]Don't worry, you're also alive at the same time.[/QUOTE] Phew, thats a relief. Wait, what?

[QUOTE=Akita;16141385]Phew, thats a relief. Wait, what?[/QUOTE] i dunnolol

QUICK! Use your ghost powers to get out of the box. BUT WAIT! It is a lead box! You cannot get out because you were radioactively half-killed. [i]Mostly[/i] Dead. Thereby, your powers are inert.

[QUOTE=xpod1;16141419]QUICK! Use your ghost powers to get out of the box. BUT WAIT! It is a lead box! You cannot get out because you were radioactively half-killed. [i]Mostly[/i] Dead. Thereby, your powers are inert.[/QUOTE] Fucking xpod! Always ruining my plans!

There is still escape!

So... How do I get out alive? Get it? [i]ALIVE![/i] Hahahaha! ... :frown:

Use what of your powers to travel to the Forbidden Realm and find the Eldritch Abominations! They will help you from there. Make sure you find the Elder One. [editline]04:08PM[/editline] Wow, where was I going with this? Ah, wait. Put the Elder Thing on the line, I'll tell Him.

[QUOTE=Akita;16141521]So... How do I get out alive? Get it? [i]ALIVE![/i] Hahahaha! ... :frown:[/QUOTE] Try opening the lid.

He is a cat. He has no thumbs. I am also tearing this thread apart by the fibers.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16141552]Try opening the lid.[/QUOTE] What lid?

[QUOTE=Akita;16141591]What lid?[/QUOTE] The lid to the lead box.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16141609]The lid to the lead box.[/QUOTE] I dont see it.

[QUOTE=xpod1;16141577]He is a cat. He has no thumbs. I am also tearing this thread apart by the fibers.[/QUOTE] The box has no latch, just hinges. [editline]01:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Akita;16141624]I dont see it.[/QUOTE] Just push on the roof.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16141649]Just push on the roof.[/QUOTE] Its too heavy.

Do you have a penis?

Come ooooonnnnn, the Forbidden Realm isn't THAT bad. And the Elder Thing is always, like, right there.

[QUOTE=Akita;16141672]Its too heavy.[/QUOTE] Get Shibbey to help you. He's still in there. [editline]01:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=pimp_kewkie;16141688]Do you have a penis?[/QUOTE] vereh funneh Yes.