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[QUOTE=Omolong;16156364]You can't carry a dispenser, 2 teleporters and a sentry gun and duplicates of those in that tool box.[/QUOTE] Yes I can.:smug: [editline]04:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Shibbey;16156502]I vote we change this to the engineer megathread.[/QUOTE] I could change the name, but not the format. (Also, were this a GD thread I would have RU by now. :saddowns:)

do you like pizza? do you like spaghetti?

[QUOTE=alto0;16157407]Can you shoot cum blasts out of the heavy's minigun?[/QUOTE] Shut up, Cyanide.

Wy cant you get a life? First step : log on to your actual account .

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16158191]So engineer what is with you and bacon? Does the medic have a secret food fetish like Heavy, Sniper, Scout, or you? What about the other classes?[/QUOTE] It tastes good. Sausages. No. [editline]04:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LoserMan255;16162311]Do you use lube when fucking your sentries ?[/QUOTE] Do you use Ritalin for your ADD? [editline]04:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LetsGroove;16162421]Can you play through the fire and the flames on your guitar? And do you think it's very nice to hit your sentry with a wrench? They have feelings too.[/QUOTE] Yes. It's perfectly acceptable. Bo they don't. [editline]04:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=morrowindsky;16162438]I have an original question: Does your Dispenser have any sort of artificial intelligence?[/QUOTE] No. [editline]04:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Cidem;16162578]Why are you running for president? Or was it just a hoax, who am i kidding, youre too fucking stupid to be [i] President [/i]...[/QUOTE] I'm not. It was. I'm not. [editline]04:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Combine_Z;16163827]do you like pizza? do you like spaghetti?[/QUOTE] Yes. Yes. [editline]04:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LoserMan255;16163857]Wy cant you get a life? First step : log on to your actual account .[/QUOTE] Why can't you stop being so jealous of the attention I'm getting? :smugdog:

[QUOTE=DrTirD;16158621]What makes you cry?[/QUOTE] .

I found a Pie recipe in the Intel. Do the papers that fall off the briefcase have weird content?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16163884] I am announcing that i am running for president. Engy '12! [/QUOTE] This just in! Political newcomer [i] The Red Engineer [/i] runs for president!

Dear Enginner, how's your realationship with the BLU Spy?

Dear Engineer, do you got a fucking life? posting as a dude from tf2 on forums. /golfclap

Have you ever tried to make a two way teleporter?

[QUOTE=callea;16168331]Dear Engineer, do you got a fucking life? posting as a dude from tf2 on forums. /golfclap[/QUOTE] Ironically, /golfclap is an emote from World of Warcraft

Action filled engineer screenshots! (from my server) [media]http://imgkk.com/i/VhEH8Bl.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/ZJXFiylI.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/BjwdT0TQ.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/BlU5GvB8.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/MW36OLZK.jpg[/media] Gravelpit fun :3:

[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16169146]Action filled engineer screenshots! (from my server) [media]http://imgkk.com/i/VhEH8Bl.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/ZJXFiylI.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/BjwdT0TQ.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/BlU5GvB8.jpg[/media] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/MW36OLZK.jpg[/media] Gravelpit fun :3:[/QUOTE] That was awesome, we should try to get 24 engineers at once or something sometime, though getting a level 3 sentry in 4 seconds was pretty cool.

wtf my player name in tf2 is hydro

[QUOTE=DrTirD;16164387].[/QUOTE] Spys sapping my sentries. [editline]03:38AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Cidem;16165933]This just in! Political newcomer [i] The Red Engineer [/i] runs for president![/QUOTE] Where the fuck did I post that? :confused: [editline]03:39AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dronaroid;16166574]Dear Enginner, how's your realationship with the BLU Spy?[/QUOTE] I going to kill that bastard. [editline]03:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=callea;16168331]Dear Engineer, do you got a fucking life? posting as a dude from tf2 on forums. /golfclap[/QUOTE] Dear Callea, are you some retard who doesn't even put capital letters on his thread titles? /obviously true [editline]03:41AM[/editline] [QUOTE=GamerKiwi;16168618]Have you ever tried to make a two way teleporter?[/QUOTE] Yes, it sucked.

Who is Saxton Hale and how do you think about him?

[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16169146]Action filled engineer screenshots! (from my server) [media]http://imgkk.com/i/VhEH8Bl.jpg[/media][/quote] We set that up in under a minute (discluding the dispensers) [quote] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/ZJXFiylI.jpg[/media][/quote] We couldn't fit another building on that! [quote] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/BjwdT0TQ.jpg[/media][/quote] We're also all great dancers! [quote] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/BlU5GvB8.jpg[/media][/quote] Is there anything we can't build on? [quote] [media]http://imgkk.com/i/MW36OLZK.jpg[/media] Gravelpit fun :3:[/QUOTE] No, there isn't, we went on to build on the skybox! [editline]03:46AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Revilo101;16172571]Who is Saxton Hale and how do you think about him?[/QUOTE] He's a great guy! I hope I get the weapons I requested!

Too bad I didn't get any screenshots of our skybox journey, But here, have a shock image. [media]http://imgkk.com/i/iJRF4MnZ.jpg[/media] :q:

That Red Engineer is a spah!

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16172588] He's a great guy! I hope I get the weapons I requested![/QUOTE] How do you feel about those theories buzzing around that his name is actually an anagram for Hot Anal Sex?

[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16172632]Too bad I didn't get any screenshots of our skybox journey, But here, have a shock image. [media]http://imgkk.com/i/iJRF4MnZ.jpg[/media] :q:[/QUOTE] ARGH! That's when we were all forced on BLU, and I stayed on for a minute to complain about it!

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16172652]ARGH! That's when we were all forced on BLU, and I stayed on for a minute to complain about it![/QUOTE] Why doesn't it let us keep our colours but just swap the roles?

What do you do with the spy equipment you collect from dead spys

[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16172632]Too bad I didn't get any screenshots of our skybox journey, But here, have a shock image. [media]http://imgkk.com/i/iJRF4MnZ.jpg[/media] :q:[/QUOTE] Why the Red Engineer is a Blu Engineer? The answer? It's a SPAH. And if that don't work, use more SPAHS.

[QUOTE=Revilo101;16172645]How do you feel about those theories buzzing around that his name is actually an anagram for Hot Anal Sex?[/QUOTE] That's probably true, but I'm not worried. [editline]08:24AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Shibbey;16172772]Why doesn't it let us keep our colours but just swap the roles?[/QUOTE] You mentioned that, but then you'd need two seperate maps, one with the BLU scum attacking, and one with us glorious REDs attacking. [editline]08:25AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16173831]What do you do with the spy equipment you collect from dead spys[/QUOTE] I smash it to bits and harvest the metal to add to my arsenal.

What do you think of the Destroy 4 command?

[QUOTE=xpod1;16176449]What do you think of the Destroy 4 command?[/QUOTE] Don't know what it does.

[sounds like a kid] Mr. Engineer, explain it, pleeease! [img]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/3/31/Engyequation.PNG[/img]

Mr.Engineer, how many hits does it take to make a level 3 sentry?