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[QUOTE=proboardslol;16085393]Are sentries Macrohard and Microtosh?[/QUOTE] No, I made them myself. The OS on my comm. device "The REDputer" is an open-source edition of "Doors", which is Macrohard's OS. [editline]05:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=proboardslol;16085432]What is the correct procedure for a spy sappin' your sentry?[/QUOTE] Hit him with my wrench, [I]then[/I] repair all of precious machines. [editline]05:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=plokoon9619;16085449]Red Engineer is it true that your real FP account is Frontman0001 ?[/QUOTE] No, never even heard of the guy.

Your gonna have to save your plans for the super dispenser because i just caught a blue spy trying to break in your home but i killed him.

Engineer, are you familiar with the spies' watches, and how to defend against them? IE, ways of knowing the BLU spy is using the Dead ringer?

What's your asl?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16085210]Because we already caught the BLU spy, he was disguised as a pyro.[/QUOTE] Can I hug you? This butterfly knife i've got was just some loot, don't mind it.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16085671]No, I made them myself. The OS on my comm. device "The REDputer" is an open-source edition of "Doors", which is Macrohard's OS. [editline]05:09PM[/editline] Hit him with my wrench, [I]then[/I] repair all of precious machines. [editline]05:09PM[/editline] No, never even heard of the guy.[/QUOTE] do you have a foot? also, buttered toast. whats your favorite chair?

Furry 2 posts above me, don't hug him.

[QUOTE=The Un-Men;16085459]Also, is the announcer really a human? From what we've seen from Meet the Spy it's a computer shouting preprogrammed phrases. And, are you really a pioneer in AI?[/QUOTE] I'm not at liberty to discuss. And I'm more than a pioneer in it sunshine. A) I invented it in 1945 at the age of 15. B) My latest creation (which I can't tell you that much about) is [I]far[/I] smarter than most humans (but is not, and will never be self-aware). [editline]05:14PM[/editline] [QUOTE=proboardslol;16085478]Why did your update for TF2 Suck?[/QUOTE] That wasn't an update. My request for more powerful equipment got accepted by high command. [editline]05:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=proboardslol;16085532]What are you drinking in your video?[/QUOTE] I can't remember, somebody spiked it.

Better dead then red.

[QUOTE=noobcake;16085482]How does your dispenser produce metal indefinitely in a self-sufficient manner? And with you being the only other link in the chain of dispenser upgrading, why doesn't it upgrade itself yet? (What I mean is like this. Dispenser gives you metal > You use said metal to upgrade dispenser > Dispenser is upgraded. Why not change it to Dispenser uses metal to upgrade self > Dispenser is upgraded. ? )[/QUOTE] There is a small teleporter inside the dispenser, RED command sends me all the metal I need. It's faster if I do it manually, trust me on that one. :sigh: [editline]05:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=John Fisher;16085569]I hope your working on something new because i need a cloak refill.[/QUOTE] I am, trust me. [editline]05:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=GetCatTonight;16085544]So, you're shorter than everyone else. Does this ever tick you off? Have you ever throught about wearing some kind of oversized cowboy hat to make up for it? Heck maybe you could keep snacks in there too. Perhaps a new invention is in order?[/QUOTE] No, I like being short, as it gives me a greater ability repair things without ducking down.

What do you do if theres a blu demoman you cant catch and hes dropped stickies near you and who beside you is your favorite red member? Finally besides blu spy and blu demoman who is your least favorite blu member? New question what do you think is the easiest sentry target besides scout.

[QUOTE=proboardslol;16085607]Have you ever played around with the gravity gun? Have you ever met gordon freeman?[/QUOTE] No, and no.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16085788]There is a small teleporter inside the dispenser, RED command sends me all the metal I need. It's faster if I do it manually, trust me on that one. :sigh: [editline]05:17PM[/editline] I am, trust me. [editline]05:19PM[/editline] No, I like being short, as it gives me a greater ability repair things without ducking down.[/QUOTE] Alrighty.

[QUOTE=Bittersweet;16085632]Would you know if a spy was sappin yo penis? While eating shit?[/QUOTE] Yes, most people call it erectile dysfunction. But I know the truth. Me or the spy? [editline]05:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=proboardslol;16085662]Post your sentries specs[/QUOTE] Can't; classified material, partner.

[QUOTE=Ehanced_AI;16085669]Did you ever screw the scout's mum, like your own spy did?[/QUOTE] Getting tired of repeating myself.

[QUOTE=Ehanced_AI;16085669]Did you ever screw the scout's mum, like your own spy did?[/QUOTE] No, but I filmed it. It's on grayvee somewhere. [editline]05:23PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;16085701]Engineer, are you familiar with the spies' watches, and how to defend against them? IE, ways of knowing the BLU spy is using the Dead ringer?[/QUOTE] Yes. But I never know which watch he's using, and the Dead Ringer is damned covincing. [editline]05:23PM[/editline] [quote=renamon;16085714]can i hug you? This butterfly knife i've got was just some loot, don't mind it.[/quote] spah!

Post your sentries specs

When's the last time you had sex?

[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;16085729]do you have a foot? also, buttered toast. whats your favorite chair?[/QUOTE] Yes. Tasty. One of the ones in the war-rooms. [editline]05:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=nrgata;16085781]Better dead then red.[/QUOTE] Your opinion is invalid because you confused "then" with "than". [editline]05:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Fusilero1;16085823]What do you do if theres a blu demoman you cant catch and hes dropped stickies near you and who beside you is your favorite red member?[/QUOTE] Run for my life. Pyro.

What's in the box?

[QUOTE=proboardslol;16085910]Post your sentries specs[/QUOTE] Already said no. [quote=Red Engineer]Can't; classified material, partner.[/quote] [editline]05:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Fusilero1;16085823]What do you do if theres a blu demoman you cant catch and hes dropped stickies near you and who beside you is your favorite red member? Finally besides blu spy and blu demoman who is your least favorite blu member?[/QUOTE] BLU Soldier. [editline]05:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=IdiotStorm;16085922]When's the last time you had sex?[/QUOTE] Last night, with yo' moma. [editline]05:31PM[/editline] [QUOTE=The Gambler;16085979]What's in the box?[/QUOTE] Sentry, teleporter and dispenser parts.

What's your favourite map? [editline]01:32AM[/editline] Where do the boxes come from, how many do you have?

[QUOTE=The Gambler;16086022]What's your favourite map? [editline]01:32AM[/editline] Where do the boxes come from, how many do you have?[/QUOTE] I like 2fort. With the help of the Pyro I can get down into the enemies intel and set up a good nest. I have one. I bought it from my local garage. There's nothing special about it.

Do you have a Mechanically enhanced Brain that allows you to locate the exact place and time your sentry is being sapped? What democratic posistion did you hold in High school if you did. What's your favorite Movie? How many times do you need to recharge your sentry a day?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16086083]I like 2fort. With the help of the Pyro I can get down into the enemies intel and set up a good nest. I have one. I bought it from my local garage. There's nothing special about it.[/QUOTE] do you like cheese nips?

Is your teleporter contraption linked with Aperture Science technology, supplied by either TF or Spytech industries?

How can you tell a cloak and dagger spy is not behind you and have you ever tried a way to avoid your own sentry betraying you and killing you?

[QUOTE=FeartheMango;16086123]Do you have a Mechanically enhanced Brain that allows you to locate the exact place and time your sentry is being sapped? What democratic posistion did you hold in High school if you did. What's your favorite Movie? How many times do you need to recharge your sentry a day?[/QUOTE] No, I have a PDA, with a wireless link. I didn't. My high-school had ten people in it, so there was no need for that. Dr. No. Whenever I feel like a shit I just go in there. That's what fuels it. [editline]05:45PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;16086164]do you like cheese nips?[/QUOTE] No. [editline]05:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Elexar;16086171]Is your teleporter contraption linked with Aperture Science technology, supplied by either TF or Spytech industries?[/QUOTE] No, they make shower curtains. [editline]05:48PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Fusilero1;16086174]How can you tell a cloak and dagger spy is not behind you and have you ever tried a way to avoid your own sentry betraying you and killing you?[/QUOTE] Because I just fired my shotgun twice over my shoulder. Standing on top of it, sentries can't look directly up. :smug:

How does your dispenser heal people? Does the Medigun use similar technology to the Dispenser? Why does hitting your stuff randomly with a wrench repair and upgrade it?

Why is the RED team such a buncha' whiny sissies?