• Ask the Engineer!
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[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16288159]And "Hammer smashed face" kill icons :v: But I think he meant something like this, instead of a full-rubber hammer. [media]http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture100/shintoptool/product5.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] Yes, but [I]I[/I] mean a full rubber hammer. :smug:
[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16288199]Yes, but [I]I[/I] mean a full rubber hammer. :smug:[/QUOTE] Me too. :smug:
[QUOTE=Daimao;16288264]Me too. :smug:[/QUOTE] Dawg! [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=89131&dateline=1244967352[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=230140&dateline=1247763091[/img]
How do you feel when a building's being sapped and then destroyed?
[QUOTE=Mangled7;16288350]How do you feel when a building's being sapped and then destroyed?[/QUOTE] Angry that I have to make another.
How do you feel when you smash a Spy's head in with your Wrench?
[QUOTE=Mangled7;16288477]How do you feel when you smash a Spy's head in with your Wrench?[/QUOTE] Happy that I've killed a spy. These aren't particularly interesting questions, but I do love to answer them nonetheless.
How do you feel when a friendly Spy disguses as you?
When will central command decide to let you build/research/think aboout new tools of death? IF so, what do you prefer to have for a new toy?
So I was thinking Engi. You can make it big. I see your name in stars. Not pussy sky stars, no. I mean the sort of stars that appear when you look at a bright light from the right direction. I see you kicking ass in the next Chuck Norris film. I see you making out with Claire in the next Heroes series (We can ignore that lesbian shit). I see you burning things that should really not be cannon. I see you as the next Doctor Who. The next James Bond. The next Batman. But most of all, I see you running your own chat show, music talent show and TV series. All I need are your bank details and email password. Thanks.
[QUOTE=pawelte;16288593]How do you feel when a friendly Spy disguses as you?[/QUOTE] I'm glad, as it means that, if the Spy's using the old "act incredibly conspicuous whilst activating the dead wringer tactic", I'm less likely to be targeted, in comparison to the guy who's dancing the chacha and furiously tapping a button on his pocket watch.
Have you or any other teammate ever cooked a spy and eaten him (ever gone cannibal?) ever play pacman while your sentrys kill BLU has your dispenser ever killed somebody why does The Fact Engineer call me a baby maggots when I shoot him with rawkets and he tries to melée me? Every thought of making a tazer to incapacitate spy while you blunt him to death have you ever captured a spy or any other BLU scum and kept them prisoners of war who is gabe Newell who is robin walker who is the creater of team fortress 2?
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16288660]So I was thinking Engi. You can make it big. I see your name in stars. Not pussy sky stars, no. I mean the sort of stars that appear when you look at a bright light from the right direction. I see you kicking ass in the next Chuck Norris film. I see you making out with Claire in the next Heroes series (We can ignore that lesbian shit). I see you burning things that should really not be cannon. I see you as the next Doctor Who. The next James Bond. The next Batman. But most of all, I see you running your own chat show, music talent show and TV series. All I need are your bank details and email password. Thanks.[/QUOTE] The guy seems legit, go for it
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;16288655]When will central command decide to let you build/research/think aboout new tools of death? IF so, what do you prefer to have for a new toy?[/QUOTE] I would [I]like[/I] to have a mobile sentry/a sentry on rails. Only the original weapons are made by us, though. The rest are supplied by TF industries, more specifically, the "Mann Co." division. [editline]11:58AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dan2593;16288660]So I was thinking Engi. You can make it big. I see your name in stars. Not pussy sky stars, no. I mean the sort of stars that appear when you look at a bright light from the right direction. I see you kicking ass in the next Chuck Norris film. I see you making out with Claire in the next Heroes series (We can ignore that lesbian shit). I see you burning things that should really not be cannon. I see you as the next Doctor Who. The next James Bond. The next Batman. But most of all, I see you running your own chat show, music talent show and TV series. All I need are your bank details and email password. Thanks.[/QUOTE] OK, my- Hang on a second! SPAH ATTEMPTIN' TO SAP MAH BANK ACCOUNT!
Anyone up for some fun at the [B]engineer party[/B] server? Because it's been empty all day, and I'm running short on fun.
I told you no one goes to that server it's not fully funninized yet
[QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16288740]Have you or any other teammate ever cooked a spy and eaten him (ever gone cannibal?) ever play pacman while your sentrys kill BLU has your dispenser ever killed somebody why does The Fact Engineer call me a baby maggots when I shoot him with rawkets and he tries to melée me? Every thought of making a tazer to incapacitate spy while you blunt him to death have you ever captured a spy or any other BLU scum and kept them prisoners of war who is gabe Newell who is robin walker who is the creater of team fortress 2?[/QUOTE] I have cooked a Spy, yes. Yes. Yes, I dropped it on them once. Because you are. No, that would hardly be sporting. The fake leader of VALVe. The real leader of VALVe. VALVe is. TF2 is just a ruse to get people to control the clones, but instead they pay us! [editline]12:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16288823]Anyone up for some fun at the [B]engineer party[/B] server? Because it's been empty all day, and I'm running short on fun.[/QUOTE] I can't. My brother is playing on L4D, and I've got no chance in hell of getting him off.
[QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16288843]I told you no one goes to that server it's not fully funninized yet[/QUOTE] What does it lack? It's got presents, engy-only and multiple buildables? [B]How could it be more fun?[/B] Also, durr, sv_helms_deep_serious [B]Also[/B], I'd crawl through SMod plugins, but the website is slower than a snail going backwards at the speed of dark.
[QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16288843]I told you no one goes to that server it's not fully funninized yet[/QUOTE] Is it your server?
Mr engineer, ever thot of making your own cloak? (true cloak, optical illusions cloak, or radar cloak) ever thought of putting the scout in a wheelchair? Ever thought of giving the heavy vodka? (I am Russian)
[QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16288898]Mr engineer, ever thot of making your own cloak? (true cloak, optical illusions cloak, or radar cloak) ever thought of putting the scout in a wheelchair? Ever thought of giving the heavy vodka? (I am Russian)[/QUOTE] No. Why? He would move far slower and would only have one hand free. No. From past experience I know that Heavy and alcohol do [B]NOT[/B] mix.
And no it's not my server and it's not lacking anything that I can think of but maybe advertise on tf2 engineers forums
[QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16288948]And no it's not my server and it's not lacking anything that I can think of but maybe advertise on tf2 engineers forums[/QUOTE] Well then you can't tell me what to do! You're not my [I]real[/I] dad! Heh, not my descision.
So it's not fun enough, but you can't say what it lacks either? And feel free to advertise the server, not like people having fun would hurt me in any way.
Just thought of something you can only be engineer maybe make it's engi spy medic and pyro since spys could be easily killed but fun to play and pyro is melée range and scouts are weak [editline]07:14PM[/editline] Maybe add some non vanilla servers although I don't know what vanilla is the only maps the server plays are the regular maps maybe add rtd and rtv
Well, scout would be possible _maybe_ but then it wouldn't be engy party :/ Red Engineer is the mastermind behind all this, so I'd like to have his opinion on everything before I go ahead and change stuff.
Maybe take aways sappers from spys and you Got a Spengineer party [editline]07:19PM[/editline] The admins always choose scout heavy or medic so it's not a engineer party :\
[QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16289006]Just thought of something you can only be engineer maybe make it's engi spy medic and pyro since spys could be easily killed but fun to play and pyro is melée range and scouts are weak [editline]07:14PM[/editline] Maybe add some non vanilla servers although I don't know what vanilla is the only maps the server plays are the regular maps maybe add rtd and rtv[/QUOTE] Good for you. No. Ok, but it's Magician's descision. :downs: Nope. We have meridian, convoy and GLACIER (FUCK YEAH!). Roll the dice is gay. Rock the vote is useless, we already have map voting. [editline]12:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16289055]Well, scout would be possible _maybe_ but then it wouldn't be engy party :/ Red Engineer is the mastermind behind all this, so I'd like to have his opinion on everything before I go ahead and change stuff.[/QUOTE] It's not an Engy party if you have those dumb-ass Scouts running around all over the place! [editline]12:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sasha Sandvich;16289081]Maybe take aways sappers from spys and you Got a Spengineer party [editline]07:19PM[/editline] The admins always choose scout heavy or medic so it's not a engineer party :\[/QUOTE] That sounds even LESS fun. Only Magician does that.
Since it's engi party maybe add a disco ball and some party music maybe add HATS
[quote]Only Magician does that[/quote] :rolleyes: [quote]Since it's engi party maybe add a disco ball and some party music maybe add HATS [/quote] Birthday mode is already on (party hats!) and people micspam occasionally. I AM KING OF TE- PAGE 25!
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