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What caliber do your second level sentry guns utilize?

[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;16086329]How does your dispenser heal people? Does the Medigun use similar technology to the Dispenser? Why does hitting your stuff randomly with a wrench repair and upgrade it?[/QUOTE] Classified. Yes. Mine is weaker, though. My technology, my rules.

What is your pet turtle's name?

Can you send me your teleporter schematics?

[QUOTE=Blu Engineer;16086340]Why is the RED team such a buncha' whiny sissies?[/QUOTE] [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/11419/622376-eng_super.jpg[/img] [B]Get your own thread you pansy-ass BLU![/B]

When was the last time you shaved?

Read that in his voice. God damnit

[QUOTE=Yobdren;16086362]What caliber do your second level sentry guns utilize?[/QUOTE] Contrary to any previous statements made by third-parties, 5mm the level 1 sentry uses 15mm.

Usually, when you die, you respawn. Have you been the main brain/co-worker behind this technology, and how does it work?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16086404][img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/11419/622376-eng_super.jpg[/img] [B]Get your own thread you pansy-ass BLU![/B][/QUOTE] I think not. [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3487/meetspy5.png[/img]

[QUOTE=scout1;16086501]I think not. [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3487/meetspy5.png[/img][/QUOTE] Hold up, that's a red spy. Why would he do harm to a red engineer?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16086404][img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/11419/622376-eng_super.jpg[/img] [B]Get your own thread you pansy-ass BLU![/B][/QUOTE] Aha! But you fail to realize that pansies are [i][b][highlight]Suprisingly Resilient![/highlight][/i][/b]

[QUOTE=Bittersweet;16086394]What is your pet turtle's name?[/QUOTE] Sheldon; cliched, but cool.

[QUOTE=Yobdren;16086509]Hold up, that's a red spy. Why would he do harm to a red engineer?[/QUOTE] I couldn't find a good picture of the blu spy holding his revolver toward you. :ssh:

Did you invent any other weapons seen in team fortress except for your buildings?

[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;16086398]Can you send me your teleporter schematics?[/QUOTE] No.

can you send me a pic of your tities?

Why do you have such amazing AI technology and building abilities, that you stay within the range of dispensers and sentries and whatnot. Why not take it to the next level, like a satellite dish that blows up the enemy base, or a stealth teleporter that can capture the enemies intel without moving a muscle?

[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;16086407]When was the last time you shaved?[/QUOTE] Last night, in your moms bathroom. (I was having sex with her, just in case that was too subtle.)

[QUOTE=scout1;16086533]I couldn't find a good picture of the blu spy holding his revolver toward you. :ssh:[/QUOTE] [media]http://cdn.solidfiles.net/i/6j7S.png[/media] i did not give this :ssh:

[QUOTE=Elexar;16086474]Usually, when you die, you respawn. Have you been the main brain/co-worker behind this technology, and how does it work?[/QUOTE] Yes I did invent it with the help of the medic. In short, cloning, When off the battlefield, all clones are destroyed. [editline]06:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=scout1;16086501]I think not. [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3487/meetspy5.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/11419/622376-eng_super.jpg[/img] Back the fuck out of my thread, before I start shooting. [editline]06:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pleather;16086541]Did you invent any other weapons seen in team fortress except for your buildings?[/QUOTE] Yes, I help most of the classes with the upkeep and creation of their weapons. I also am in charge of the ballistic missile project.

Are there any other people in RED that look like you? Not just vague resemblances but exact appearances that are called Engineers as well? What's your opinion of them?

[QUOTE=Ghost_Zero;16086564]Why do you have such amazing AI technology and building abilities, that you stay within the range of dispensers and sentries and whatnot. Why not take it to the next level, like a satellite dish that blows up the enemy base, or a stealth teleporter that can capture the enemies intel without moving a muscle?[/QUOTE] For some strange reason the Administrator keeps denying my requests to deploy such devices.

Alright, you and your 8 other team mates are standing around, with you in the center of a circle, and your other team mates in a circle around you, with no openings in it. a demo man shoots a grenade above the crowd and nobody notices, at which team mate do you throw the grenade?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16086579] [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/11419/622376-eng_super.jpg[/img] Back the fuck out of my thread, before I start shooting.[/QUOTE] Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly. [img]http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/17730-550x-spy.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Alba Meira;16086667]Are there any other people in RED that look like you? Not just vague resemblances but exact appearances that are called Engineers as well? What's your opinion of them?[/QUOTE] They're my clones. You need to pay more attention to the thread. They're all destroyed after the fighting.

Have you ever considered Sentries with Incendiary ammo, like in L4D2?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16086695]They're my clones. You need to pay more attention to the thread. They're all destroyed after the fighting.[/QUOTE] Then, the big question is. Are YOU a clone?

[QUOTE=Alba Meira;16086706]Then, the big question is. Are YOU a clone?[/QUOTE] If he were a clone, he wouldn't be here since he's clearly not typing in the middle of a battlefield. Therefor, his clones were destroyed. Therefor, no, he is not.

[QUOTE=scout1;16086689]Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly. [img]http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/17730-550x-spy.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Looks like an old friend beat me to it! Spah sappin' mah image!