For when the battle is over, do you have any idea how the Dead Ringer works? Also, do spies who carry it ever have problems with airport security since they're apparently lugging a dead body around in their suit?
[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16085353]The teleporter exit dissapears. It usually turns up several months later in a lead box, in the form of a cat (with that RED glowy shit seeping out of it (no one knows what that stuff is)).[/QUOTE]
The correct answer is You don't. You don't put a teleporter exit on top of a teleporter entrance. You can, but you don't.
[editline]08:57PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;16085449]Red Engineer is it true that your real FP account is Frontman0001 ?[/QUOTE]
It's frontman001. And I don't like this engineer. He doesn't know his stuff. He is not the BLU spy, the BLU spy was caught. HE MUST BE THE RED SPY DISGUISED AS A RED ENGINEER JUST TO DICK WITH US. CAUGHT YA YOU BASTARD!
[editline]08:58PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=The Un-Men;16085459]Also, is the announcer really a human? From what we've seen from Meet the Spy it's a computer shouting preprogrammed phrases. And, are you really a pioneer in AI?[/QUOTE]
The announcer is the snipers wife. No really. No she really is.
[editline]09:02PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=noobcake;16085482]How does your dispenser produce metal indefinitely in a self-sufficient manner? And with you being the only other link in the chain of dispenser upgrading, why doesn't it upgrade itself yet? (What I mean is like this.
Dispenser gives you metal > You use said metal to upgrade dispenser > Dispenser is upgraded.
Why not change it to
Dispenser uses metal to upgrade self > Dispenser is upgraded.
? )[/QUOTE]
The dispenser changes energy into matter (metal) and it creates energy using plasma fusion, a smaller version of what is in the center of the nucleus map. If the dispenser upgraded itself, then what is to stop it from upgrading into a super massive dispenser that can take over the world, huh? Ya we don't want that. He'll handle the upgrades.
[editline]09:40PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ghost_Zero;16086712]If he were a clone, he wouldn't be here since he's clearly not typing in the middle of a battlefield.
Therefor, his clones were destroyed.
Therefor, no, he is not.[/QUOTE]
Technically he is a clone. The original died a long time ago during the very first battle. Unless he sends out clones to fight for him, and he never even fights a battle.
[editline]09:43PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zombii;16086787]What company creates and deploys the sentry, dispenser and teleporter kits?[/QUOTE]
Reliable Excavation Demolition.
doesn't your work ever get dull? putting up a dispenser a sentry upgrading them, and just sit by whacking your buildings with the wrench if they get damaged, killing spies and other engineer stuff.
but still you are credit to team.
Have you ever encountered a rare endangered Crab Spy?
[img]http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/crabspy.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16092320]Have you ever encountered a rare endangered Crab Spy?
[img]http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/crabspy.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Yeah, I give 'em the old chop-chop.
Danke schön my hard hatted friend!
hey medic, why don't you have a thread? it seems everyone else has one. (except demoman, soldier, and scout)
Hey overalls, you seen my ball?
Did you notice the Red spy fucked your mother?
Yo don't frickin' mention that. I'll get that shapeshiftin' scumbag one of these days.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;16092793]hey medic, why don't you have a thread? it seems everyone else has one. (except demoman, soldier, and scout)[/QUOTE]
Because I am a Fachmann! I hast nitch time to make silly Threads vhile there es Heilung to be done.
[QUOTE=Blu Scout;16092928]Yo don't frickin' mention that. I'll get that shapeshiftin' scumbag one of these days.[/QUOTE]
Wait, aren't [i]you[/i] the red spy?
[editline]08:01AM[/editline]
Oh fuck.
Nah, damn pyro already spychecked me twice, frickin' mute don't realize that frickin' hurts.
Friendly fire server i guess.
[QUOTE=Teh man;16093006]Friendly fire server i guess.[/QUOTE]
Actually, the flamethrower doesn't work on teammates with FF on.
Where were you born, engineer?
[QUOTE=Blu Scout;16092994]Nah, damn pyro already spychecked me twice, frickin' mute don't realize that frickin' hurts.[/QUOTE]
Anyone that thinks you are a spy is a twat. No spy can match your speed, am I right?
[editline]01:27AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dlaor;16093123]Where were you born, engineer?[/QUOTE]
He was born in Bee Cave, Texas.
[quote=red medic;16092958]because i am a fachmann! I hast nitch time to make silly threads vhile there es heilung to be done.[/quote]
Medic! I need healing!
Hey engie, i watch your sentry while you go get some more metal.
Ze scout is a spy!
[QUOTE=DigitalySane;16093919]Ze scout is a spy![/QUOTE]
I shall let the aforementioned clone do the job and slip away unnoticed. :ninja:
[b]PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE[/b]
/caps
[quote=grn scout;16094015][b]protect the briefcase[/b]
/caps[/quote]
green scoot get back into fortress forever.
Did fortress forever even have a green team?
How does hitting your contraptions with a wrench translate to building and repairing them?
[QUOTE=Afro7hundr;16094053]How does hitting your contraptions with a wrench translate to building and repairing them?[/QUOTE]
It probably is the same process as dealing with my sappers. The Wrench detects and repairs problems.
His all-mighty Wrench will not save him from my knife, though! Hahaha!
[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16094036]Did fortress forever even have a green team?[/QUOTE]
It did. Had a Yellow team aswell.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;16094191]It did. Had a Yellow team aswell.[/QUOTE]
How sad.
[QUOTE=BLU Spy;16094200]How sad.[/QUOTE]
Let's end this fast.
Yeah, you and me Duel.
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