[QUOTE=Red Pyro;16094218]Let's end this fast.[/QUOTE]
This will be the last time you see me.
*cloaks away*
Have you ever built a Metal Gear, or something like that?
If he did, I'd sap it.
[b]I hear a... GHOST![/b]
[QUOTE=Red scout?;16093909]Hey engie, i watch your sentry while you go get some more metal.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=BLU Spy;16093980]I shall let the aforementioned clone do the job and slip away unnoticed. :ninja:[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Grn Scout;16094015][b]PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE[/b]
/caps[/QUOTE]
Burn.
engie doesn't seem to be here, i better go check his sentries
[QUOTE=Red Pyro;16094449]Burn.[/QUOTE]
You don't exist in meet the spy.
[QUOTE=Opayk;16086815]How many acres of land did your dad own[/QUOTE]
None above ground, a part from our garden.
Unfortunately, as I stated before, Bee Cave is one of the few places in America where there's a "u" in humour. This also means we use metric. My father owned 720,000m^3 underground. I had built a war-room in there by the age of ten.
[editline]03:37AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kaliber;16086820]What the fuck is inside that toolbox?[/QUOTE]
Sentry, dispenser and teleporter parts.
[editline]03:39AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=jltan89;16086933]Where / when did you learn your taunt dance?
And when was the first time perform that dance?
Have you tried putting your wrench up your ass?[/QUOTE]
At school, the high school dance.
See above.
No.
Have you ever contemplated a sentry that could dare say... Fire your own shit at people? Just for a quick laugh?
[QUOTE=jltan89;16087031]where is the best sentry placement for Dustbowl?
In this order:
1st Area 1st Cap
1st Area 2nd Cap
2nd Area 1st Cap
etc... etc
(best if you can provide visuals)
Damn it! 1 min late[/QUOTE]
I can't provide you with visuals, as I'm not there, I'm on an entirely different mission.
1st Area, First cap - Inside the hut, facing the door which leads to the path towards the main BLU entrance.
1st Area, Second Cap - Next to the grain silo facing towards the cap.
2nd Area, First Cap - Inside the building that the cap's on, facing down the stairs (this only works if I have a clone engineer covering the other door that leads out onto the cap.
2 Area, Second Cap - Up against the wall of the building that the cap faces.
3rd, Area First Cap - On the stairs, facing the cap.
3rd Area Second Cap - In the building, to the left of the cap.
[editline]03:55AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=proboardslol;16087093]Dear god, now i have to figure out how to map so that i can make a map based off of this post, it will include a custom skin of all the blues[/QUOTE]
Go for it, proboardsman!
Engi, whatabout the cloning devices?
How do you like me stabbing you and then sapping all your stuff?
[QUOTE=Yobdren;16087647]Who runs RED?[/QUOTE]
The Administrator, who is definitely [B]not[/B] the same Administrator that runs BLU! How dare you you suggest that?!
Are they sisters? If so, that'd probably explain your wars. Sibling rivalry gone nuts, I assume?
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;16094712]How do you like me stabbing you and then sapping all your stuff?[/QUOTE]
You don't even have a mask! Get off Team Unassigned!
Hmmph mmmphm mhmphing hmpou?
[QUOTE=frontman001;16090042]Pal the BLU spy is not your worst enemy. If you are any good of an engineer, and have a sixth sense for spies, they should be target practice. The REAL enemy is the god damned BLU Demoman. That mother fucker thinks it's hilarious to stick his bombs all over your precious sentry.[/QUOTE]
He's second on my hit list. I'm the age-old enemy of the Spy, he's been my enemy since my 22nd sense developed.
[editline]04:00AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;16088283]I'll let the legion of retards take over for me for the rest of the night until the guy playing Red Engie comes back tomorrow morning[/QUOTE]
Thanks for trying, partner.
[editline]04:02AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Unregistard;16088604]So whats your opinion on them medics?[/QUOTE]
Provided that they're not healing me, and they are on my team, then they're incredibly awesome.
[editline]04:03AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=StarWarsMan;16088618]Hey, I think I found a picture done up by one of yours friends, Mr. Engy. I think you'll like it.
[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a245/loverdog/Job_Satisfaction_by_Kibbies.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That has actually happened. (Apart from the bit about hating my job, and the bit about falling for a Spy's disguise.)
[editline]04:05AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;16090081]Why no facebook eh?[/QUOTE]
Full of illiterate scum!
[editline]04:07AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=frontman001;16090513]The correct answer is You don't. You don't put a teleporter exit on top of a teleporter entrance. You can, but you don't.
[editline]08:57PM[/editline]
It's frontman001. And I don't like this engineer. He doesn't know his stuff. He is not the BLU spy, the BLU spy was caught. HE MUST BE THE RED SPY DISGUISED AS A RED ENGINEER JUST TO DICK WITH US. CAUGHT YA YOU BASTARD!
[editline]08:58PM[/editline]
The announcer is the snipers wife. No really. No she really is.
[editline]09:02PM[/editline]
The dispenser changes energy into matter (metal) and it creates energy using plasma fusion, a smaller version of what is in the center of the nucleus map. If the dispenser upgraded itself, then what is to stop it from upgrading into a super massive dispenser that can take over the world, huh? Ya we don't want that. He'll handle the upgrades.
[editline]09:40PM[/editline]
Technically he is a clone. The original died a long time ago during the very first battle. Unless he sends out clones to fight for him, and he never even fights a battle.
[editline]09:43PM[/editline]
Reliable Excavation Demolition.[/QUOTE]
Are you the RED engineer? No, you're not, sunshine!
[editline]04:08AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;16092062]doesn't your work ever get dull? putting up a dispenser a sentry upgrading them, and just sit by whacking your buildings with the wrench if they get damaged, killing spies and other engineer stuff.
but still you are credit to team.[/QUOTE]
No, it's infinitely rewarding.
And thank you.
[editline]04:08AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16092320]Have you ever encountered a rare endangered Crab Spy?
[img]http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/crabspy.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Yes, shot the bastards in the face.
[editline]04:09AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Blu Scout;16092866]Hey overalls, you seen my ball?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, here it is. *Smashes ball through Scout's head.*
[editline]04:12AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dlaor;16093123]Where were you born, engineer?[/QUOTE]
14th April 1930. Oh sorry, I thought you said when. Bee Cave, Texas.
[editline]04:15AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=BLU Spy;16094127]It probably is the same process as dealing with my sappers. The Wrench detects and repairs problems.
His all-mighty Wrench will not save him from my knife, though! Hahaha![/QUOTE]
Correct.
And wrong.
[editline]04:17AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16094402]Have you ever built a Metal Gear, or something like that?[/QUOTE]
Yes, accidentally. The ballistic missile launch pad I was building inadvertantly grew dual mounted RPGs and had minigun strapped to it's legs.
[editline]04:18AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16094485]You don't exist in meet the spy.[/QUOTE]
You don't exist at all! :iceburn:
[editline]04:19AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nekomata3;16094582]Have you ever contemplated a sentry that could dare say... Fire your own shit at people? Just for a quick laugh?[/QUOTE]
It already does. I only used it when I run out of ammo, though.
[editline]04:20AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16094710]Engi, whatabout the cloning devices?[/QUOTE]
What about them, Fakey McFakefake?
[editline]04:21AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;16094712]How do you like me stabbing you and then sapping all your stuff?[/QUOTE]
I don't like how you're trying to be incredibly original by saying "imma sap ur sentrey lwl".
[editline]04:24AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16094729]Are they sisters? If so, that'd probably explain your wars. Sibling rivalry gone nuts, I assume?[/QUOTE]
Yes, let's go with that shall we. [B]And definetely [highlight]NOT[/highlight] the same person.[/B] [highlight]Absolutely [u]NOT[/u] the same person.[/highlight]
[editline]04:24AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16094730]You don't even have a mask! Get off Team Unassigned![/QUOTE]
Get off your imaginary team.
[editline]04:24AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=The GRN Pyro;16094731]Hmmph mmmphm mhmphing hmpou?[/QUOTE]
You too, twerp.
I thought I could sap your automerge. Argh.
[QUOTE=BLU Spy;16095173]I thought I could sap your automerge. Argh.[/QUOTE]
Hoo-ee!
Grn is no imaginary team, it is FF team.
How come the Administrator is sending out so few hats as of now? They can't be all that hard to make. All yours has is a headlight attached to it.
[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16095243]Grn is no imaginary team, it is FF team.[/QUOTE]
FFx10^9883 < Team Fortress 2
[editline]05:00AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Achilles123;16095253]How come the Administrator is sending out so few hats as of now? They can't be all that hard to make. All yours has is a headlight attached to it.[/QUOTE]
The administrator doesn't send them out, we're encouraged to bring our own hats to work. I brought my mining flashlight that I wore when I was a child.
FYI: FF = Fortress Forever, If you don't even know the difference between a picture and text I gotta explain it to you.
[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16095353]FYI: FF = Fortress Forever, If you don't even know the difference between a picture and text I gotta explain it to you.[/QUOTE]
I know that. I was saying that Team Fortress 2 is greater than Fortress Forever times ten to the power of nine-thousand, eight-hundred and eighty-three. :downs:
While playing on 2fort this morning I swear I saw TWO red engineer. Are you working on a cloning machine?
Ever take a shit off the balcony in 2fort?
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16095448]What does the dispenser dispense? And what does it contain?
It makes me scared.[/QUOTE]
An infinite supply of ammo, health and metal. Don't worry, there's nothing sinister about it. The dispenser has 3 small teleporter inside it, the entrance is at the bottom of a large scrap pile (metal), a large pile of armanents (ammo :downs: ), and an electrical circuit (wich powers the healing beam).
[editline]05:30AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Shadekill;16095504]While playing on 2fort this morning I swear I saw TWO red engineer. Are you working on a cloning machine?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I've addressed this several times throughout the thread. Multiple clones are made before going into battle.
[editline]05:30AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;16095523]Ever take a shit off the balcony in 2fort?[/QUOTE]
Frequently.
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