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[QUOTE=xpod1;16096598]Why is this the most popular thread here? [editline]10:08AM[/editline] That was a general question, anyone answer it.[/QUOTE] I will. Why the fuck not? You're just pissed because your attention seeking tactic of being a [quote=xpod1] mentally insane poster[/quote] isn't working anymore... Partner. :smug: [editline]07:11AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Achilles123;16096626]How hard was it to teach your teleporter to talk, and why did you feel it necessary to do so?[/QUOTE] I was joking, I was wondering who it was, but was afraid of it admitting it was a spy. [editline]07:12AM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;16096628]Are you a backstabbing scumbag.[/QUOTE] No. Are you? [editline]07:12AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lighting;16096629]Because everybody loves the Engineer. :love:[/QUOTE] Thanks, partner! :love:

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16096619]No, that's perfectly normal. If you see a lead box and a cat, sorry, that was my fault, I crossed the streams.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=DrDaxxy;16096615]Seeing that you're a Medic... I assume that he built some protection in his teleporters to avoid people moving or building dispensers onto them and that interferes with your healing stuff in your backpack.[/QUOTE] That answers my doubts. I shall stay away from the thread now. Vielen Dank und Auf Wiedersehen!

How old are you?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16096640] No. Are you? [/QUOTE] Stop lying i know your true identity.

[QUOTE=Lighting;16096696]That answers my doubts. I shall stay away from the thread now. Vielen Dank und Auf Wiedersehen![/QUOTE] No problem, partner! [editline]07:20AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jessey;16096702]How old are you?[/QUOTE] 25. My comm. device has a small spacetime distortion device in it. Acording to this you guys are in 2009. [editline]07:22AM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;16096717]Stop lying i know your true identity.[/QUOTE] Yes, it's the engineer. We caught the BLU spy yesterday.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16096640]I will. Why the fuck not? You're just pissed because your attention seeking tactic of being a isn't working anymore... Partner. :smug:[/QUOTE] Not what I meant. Still didn't give me an answer, Engie.

[QUOTE=xpod1;16096826]Not what I meant. Still didn't give me an answer, Engie.[/QUOTE] Well what did you mean then?

I WANT ANSWERS! As to why this is the more popular thread. Is it just because it was made first? Is it because you're the only one that makes sense?

Why don't you carry around sappers?

Whats your next unlocks?

[QUOTE=xpod1;16097239]I WANT ANSWERS! As to why this is the more popular thread. Is it just because it was made first? Is it because you're the only one that makes sense?[/QUOTE] Probably. :downs: [editline]08:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;16097265]Why don't you carry around sappers?[/QUOTE] Why would I? [editline]08:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DigitalySane;16097333]Whats your next unlocks?[/QUOTE] No idea, depends what RED command sends me. [editline]08:39AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DigitalySane;16097333]Whats your next unlocks?[/QUOTE] No idea, depends what RED command sends me.

What unlocks would you want to have if you could choose them?

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16097450]Why would I?[/QUOTE] Well an engineer such as yourself would find sappers useful for getting rid of the other team's sentry. Come to think of it, where does the spy get sappers from? The Swiss?

[QUOTE=Careld;16097602]What unlocks would you want to have if you could choose them?[/QUOTE] A mobile sentry gun with a teleport platform on the back. That's all I want for Christmas. [editline]08:51AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;16097717]Well an engineer such as yourself would find sappers useful for getting rid of the other team's sentry. Come to think of it, where does the spy get sappers from? The Swiss?[/QUOTE] Why would that be useful to me? I'd be shot before I could get close. He makes them himself. I help with construction.

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16094745] 14th April 1930. [/QUOTE] You're 79 years old? HOLY FUCK.

[QUOTE=Dlaor;16097796]You're 79 years old? HOLY FUCK.[/QUOTE] No, pay more attention. [quote=Red Engineer]25. My comm. device has a small spacetime distortion device in it. Acording to this you guys are in 2009.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Dlaor;16097796]You're 79 years old? HOLY FUCK.[/QUOTE] Age doesn't show much in the engineer.

Your sentry beeps frequently, which gives away it's position and also the enemy knows that it's there. Who decided to put that on there? And why? Seems it wouldn' be necessary for your teammates to know where it is.

[QUOTE=Red Demo;16097856]Age doesn't show much in the engineer.[/QUOTE] Ignorance shows a lot in unoriginal people.

I have a question. How do you stop one mean mother hubber from tearing you structurally unsound?

[QUOTE=StarWarsMan;16098084]Your sentry beeps frequently, which gives away it's position and also the enemy knows that it's there. Who decided to put that on there? And why? Seems it wouldn' be necessary for your teammates to know where it is.[/QUOTE] I did, I keep forgetting where I left, the beeping helps me find it again. [editline]09:23AM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jake;16098229]I have a question. How do you stop one mean mother hubber from tearing you structurally unsound?[/QUOTE] Use a gun, and if that don't work use more guns. I see what you did there! :rolleyes:

What is your relationship (friends, unfriendly) with the RED Scout?

Why not set up an engineer fan club? You seem to have a lot of fans here.

Why do you guys build your bases so close to each other?

I solve metaphysical problems.

Oi, engi, what is beauty?

[QUOTE=Invulnerable;16098948]What is your relationship (friends, unfriendly) with the RED Scout?[/QUOTE] He keeps stealing using the teleporter [I]just[/I] before the Heavy does, and that pisses me off, but apart from that he's OK. He invites me to his house parties, and I steal stuff from his house. He probably knows about it, but he doesn't care. The only reason I steal stuff is because I'm too lazy to ask him where he got it.

He solves practical problems.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16099021]Why not set up an engineer fan club? You seem to have a lot of fans here.[/QUOTE] I think I'll do that! The Steam Group will be ready soon! [editline]10:38AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Person557;16099127]Why do you guys build your bases so close to each other?[/QUOTE] The way it usually works out, is that one of us finds a great place to build a nest, the others agree that it's a great place, but all secretly wish that ech other's sentries are destroyed for extra kills. [editline]10:39AM[/editline] [QUOTE=BizarroEngineer;16099300]I solve metaphysical problems.[/QUOTE] Clone gone rouge! Kill it, kill it! [editline]10:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Blu Sniper;16099383]Oi, engi, what is beauty?[/QUOTE] See Xpod1's comment. [editline]10:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=xpod1;16099445]He solves practical problems.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/tick.png[/img]

Do you have a wife? Kids? Why not have the red spy place a teleporter into the Blue spawn? Do u know the announcer? Ever think about a flamethrower sentry? Also if u help invent the sapper for the red spy why not borrow some of his and find a reverse solution to unsapping your sentry?