How the hell did they predict the boot hat?
They clearly have latent psychic powers.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;30839265]Why aren't the new items in the store
fuck[/QUOTE]
Some as Australian Christmas. For a few days crates will be the only way to get them, then they'll be added to the store.
This update is like the lovechild of the Halloween update (no gameplay changing items, weapon skins, some themed hats) and the Christmas update (crates, lotsa new hats).
It's ok, I guess. I just want the Valve made summer items.
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;30827671]Kinda humorously related, this was posted like 1 and a half weeks ago
[img]http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/534[/img][/QUOTE]
This comic is full of shit.
Cosmetic acessories nobody really cares about?
You're not fooling anyone saying that :v:
in other news, Flip flops make the scouts feet look feminine. That might be the most specific complaint ever.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22376999/flipflops.png[/img]
They look odd.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;30839265]Why aren't the new items in the store
fuck[/QUOTE]
Honestly. I hate having to deal with PEOPLE to get this stuff. I'd rather buy my stuff pain-free from good ol' Saxton Hale himself.
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;30839242]I just like a little more creativity to em
fo instance, I like the Merryweather, cause that's a vintage Fireman's helmet from ages ago, I like the Pyromancer's cause that has a cool fantasy aspect to it, but like, the traffic Cone, and this, are just odd.[/QUOTE]
the pyro is supposed to be represented as a maniac, I think it fits his personality to have random shit on his head like boots and cones
I mean, at least it's better than oversized googly eyes.
They're funny, but they make no god damn sense. Did he get them custom made for his eyeholes or something?
Clearly the boot was fished up, by the Pyro using the fishing rod melee someone saw in the F2P video.
[QUOTE=Chilean;30839334]I mean, at least it's better than oversized googly eyes.[/QUOTE]
I think I have to accept that any shamble of a once bleeding corpse that could've been TF2's artstyle, has been thrououghly mauled and beaten.
I mean, the game looks fine neck and under. :v:
[QUOTE=SgtWoodsy;30838943][img]http://i.imgur.com/XNSrj.png[/img]
Awwwwwwwwww shit.[/QUOTE]
Hot damn.
That's gorgeous.
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;30839301]in other news, Flip flops make the scouts feet look feminine. That might be the most specific complaint ever.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22376999/flipflops.png[/img]
They look odd.[/QUOTE]
That is the most homosexual thing I have ever seen on Facepunch. And I've seen lots of dongs here.
So, can someone tell me the list of ALL the new items?
[QUOTE=The Baconator;30839386]That is the most homosexual thing I have ever seen on Facepunch. And I've seen lots of dongs here.[/QUOTE]
How would the scout even run as fast as he does in Flippy floppies
the only good things those Flip Flops might produce is a few stale Lonely Island references
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;30839356]I think I have to accept that any shamble of a once bleeding corpse that could've been TF2's artstyle, has been thrououghly mauled and beaten.
I mean, the game looks fine neck and under. :v:[/QUOTE]
I mean, don't get me wrong, I agree that the artstyle has been ruined, but I find it very odd that you specifically think this one is so horrible, when we've seen much much worse.
Plus, these will be pretty rare, unlike the much uglier hats. (gibuslol)
[QUOTE=Chilean;30839418]I mean, don't get me wrong, I agree that the artstyle has been ruined, but I find it very odd that you specifically think this one is so horrible, when we've seen much much worse.[/QUOTE]
I dunno. Personally I just think this is the worst.
Story time, children!
A long, time ago, in my school library, I was fucking about when I found a book on Video games and art. I cracked it open, and found a spread on what game? Team Fortress 2. It ooh'd and aahh'd at how cool TF2 looked.
This book was published in 2007.
I want to know if published in 2011, would TF2 be there? More food for thought.
I like this update solely for the Ork teef, it's the 100% truth. A good while back when they were doing more and more promos, Retribution was about to come out, I said I'd flip a shit if they ever gave someone some Ork teef or the Pyro an Ork-y flamethrower with some racing stripes and shiny bits on it. They gave me my teef, shit was flipped.
[QUOTE=Chilean;30839418]I mean, don't get me wrong, I agree that the artstyle has been ruined, but I find it very odd that you specifically think this one is so horrible, when we've seen much much worse.
Plus, these will be pretty rare, unlike the much uglier hats. (gibuslol)[/QUOTE]
I think this is the worst. Towels, sandals, flower hats. Valve basically added the spurs, turtle neck, cop glasses, and heavy jaw to make sure people don't rage as much as they would have. I still feel like Valve is shitting on this game.
[QUOTE=Yardbomb;30839467]I like this update solely for the Ork teef, it's the 100% truth. A good while back when they were doing more and more promos, Retribution was about to come out, I said I'd flip a shit if they ever gave someone some Ork teef or the Pyro an Ork-y flamethrower with some racing stripes and shiny bits on it. They gave me my teef, shit was flipped.[/QUOTE]
Where's the full list of shit added? I don't have TF2 access.
[editline]1st July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;30839479]I think this is the worst. Towels, sandals, flower hats. Valve basically added the spurs, turtle neck, cop glasses, and heavy jaw to make sure people don't rage as much as they would have. I still feel like Valve is shitting on this game.[/QUOTE]
I want to rate you agree a lot
[QUOTE=HyperTails;30839388]So, can someone tell me the list of ALL the new items?[/QUOTE]
[url]wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/July_1,_2011_Patch[/url]
In other news, I asked Brandon about the weapons that share stats with older weapons, he said they're experimenting with stuff and that they intentionally had them share older stats as a means to test the waters to find out if it's worth it to do that. Experimentation :science:
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;30839479]I think this is the worst. Towels, sandals, flower hats.[/QUOTE]
vs frankenheavy, a skull, a voodoo hat and a knife in the head
vs antlers for soldier AND pyro, lights on the engineers hat and a tree on the head
nah.
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;30839267]How the hell did they predict the boot hat?
They clearly have latent psychic powers.[/QUOTE]You have no idea, man. [url=http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/227]The same comic also made a gag about golden wrenches the Christmas before an Engy update was even [i]teased[/i][/url].
[QUOTE=Chilean;30839586]vs frankenheavy, a skull, a voodoo hat and a knife in the head
vs antlers for soldier AND pyro, lights on the engineers hat and a tree on the head
nah.[/QUOTE]
The skull was cool, you've gotta admit. And it works perfectly with that new heavy jaw, which imo, was the only good misc, besides the glasses, of this update.
Knife was barely noticable. The Franken heavy was bad.
Antlers aren't that bad for solider. Nor pyro. Lights on the engie fit. The tree sucks dick though. It should burn in a fire.
A girly backpack like that for scout? Ew. Valve wants scout to turn into a female. And those sandals? Horrendous. What happened to his toenails? And that girly hat.. Jesus.
Would you like to think about something pants shittingly terrifying?
In a recent update, Essential Accessories became paintable.
In a future update, we will have 2 misc slots. Before you know it, that will become 3. The community will nag.
Simply put, we're fucked.
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/35i5fg2.jpg[/img]
Friends, this image [b]IS SLOWLY BECOMING A REALITY. AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT.
SCOUTS, WITH DAY GLOW SOCKS AND SEVERED BUNNY HEADS SHALL ROAM THE EARTHS.
SOLDIERS, WITH DR. SEUSS HATS AND DRESS UNIFORMS, AND EARBUDS, PROPEL INTO OUR SKIES
PYROS WITH BOOTS ON HEADS, PORTAL PINS AND MOUSTACHES ON THEIR FACE
WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE[/b]
The Pyro boot hat is a reference to the "Your Arguement is Invalid." thing.
also, Spies with Fancy Fez, Le Party Phantom, Camera Beard = Spy face fucker.
[editline]1st July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Chilean;30839586]vs frankenheavy, a skull, a voodoo hat and a knife in the head
vs antlers for soldier AND pyro, lights on the engineers hat and a tree on the head
nah.[/QUOTE]
Oh, those were awful too. I complained about those, but more in silence.
hey commander
hey
we get it
you don't like this update
now shuddapa yo face
-snip- nevermind
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;30839702]Would you like to think about something pants shittingly terrifying?
In a recent update, Essential Accessories became paintable.
In a future update, we will have 2 misc slots. Before you know it, that will become 3. The community will nag.
Simply put, we're fucked.
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/35i5fg2.jpg[/img]
Friends, this image [b]IS SLOWLY BECOMING A REALITY. AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT.
SCOUTS, WITH DAY GLOW SOCKS AND SEVERED BUNNY HEADS SHALL ROAM THE EARTHS.
SOLDIERS, WITH DR. SEUSS HATS AND DRESS UNIFORMS, AND EARBUDS, PROPEL INTO OUR SKIES
PYROS WITH BOOTS ON HEADS, PORTAL PINS AND MOUSTACHES ON THEIR FACE
WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE[/b][/QUOTE]
:frog:
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;30839702]Would you like to think about something pants shittingly terrifying?
In a recent update, Essential Accessories became paintable.
In a future update, we will have 2 misc slots. Before you know it, that will become 3. The community will nag.
Simply put, we're fucked.
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/35i5fg2.jpg[/img]
Friends, this image [b]IS SLOWLY BECOMING A REALITY. AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT.
SCOUTS, WITH DAY GLOW SOCKS AND SEVERED BUNNY HEADS SHALL ROAM THE EARTHS.
SOLDIERS, WITH DR. SEUSS HATS AND DRESS UNIFORMS, AND EARBUDS, PROPEL INTO OUR SKIES
PYROS WITH BOOTS ON HEADS, PORTAL PINS AND MOUSTACHES ON THEIR FACE
WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE[/b][/QUOTE]
now all I need is two misc slots and a max head and I can patrol around like scout number 2.
[QUOTE=The Calzone;30839744]hey commander
hey
we get it
you don't like this update
now shuddapa yo face[/QUOTE]
I'm trying to SAVE US ALL! Don't blame me when the pink shoed Scouts wearing their towel backpacks invade your homes.
It's not exactly Valve's fault for that happening, "actual" TF2 isn't filled with pink colored socks, bunnies and the like, the team however added it in for the sake of variety to accommodate people's tastes. If there's anyone to blame for TF2 looking like a pink clashing mess, then blame the people that actually wear that stuff, for the "lol so random XD" or for actually being retarded enough to think they are economically rich in tf2 and that, that shit will someday be valuable.
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