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Why do people still vote in these things? They prove nothing.

I don't care either, mainly because I am still in possession of some common bloody sense. I know who would win that fight.

To be honest, if Heavy vs Roxas ever happened and the two fought, Roxas would actually win, heavy weapons guy would start shooting at him, Roxas would hit triangle and bullshit his way over to heavy (Like, Roxas can suddenly run on bullets or something, don't question it, Sora cut a fucking building in half with a blunt object) then have a series of quick time events leading to heavy's death, it wouldn't be fair at all.

Roxas looks like a faggot.

[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;19998772]Roxas looks like a faggot.[/QUOTE] And he sounds like one, too.

[QUOTE=Sift;19998769]To be honest, if Heavy vs Roxas ever happened and the two fought, Roxas would actually win, heavy weapons guy would start shooting at him, Roxas would hit triangle and bullshit his way over to heavy (Like, Roxas can suddenly run on bullets or something, don't question it, Sora cut a fucking building in half with a blunt object) then have a series of quick time events leading to heavy's death, it wouldn't be fair at all.[/QUOTE] Sorry Japanese story law 8 the enemy of the hero has to win and let him go but seeing as this is heavy he won't let him run to momma

Sub Zero is winning the next poll. Maybe he'll beat Roxas. I like KH and all, but when Roxas went "lol, I am a ghost thingy people call a NoBody, cuz I has no real body, so Ima go merge with Sora so I don't have to fight the final boss, k." I was disappointed.

I think I'll just hop on the bandwagon and insult Kingdom Hearts because the Heavy lost.

[QUOTE=Fusilero1;19998456]Am I the only one that doesn't give two fucks about these which character can win polls?[/QUOTE] Heavy Weapons guy, does not need puny little baby poll to win! He has BARE HANDS, Sasha, and SANDVICH! Yes. It is moist and delicious ha ha.

Sucks that Heavy lost to goddamn Roxas, but oh well. On the plus side, we still have that victory over Mario with Gordon Freeman. :dance: It still counts for something, right?

[QUOTE=Lite :3;20000683]Sucks that Heavy lost to goddamn Roxas, but oh well. On the plus side, we still have that victory over Mario with Gordon Freeman. :dance: It still counts for something, right?[/QUOTE] Yeah, but Gordon Freeman always wins, i mean he kills everything with a grav gun and a crowbar, hes that awesome.

HEAVY LOST NOOOOOO!!! I swear if Gordon Freeman loses to Peach. . .

[QUOTE=Sift;19998769]To be honest, if Heavy vs Roxas ever happened and the two fought, Roxas would actually win, heavy weapons guy would start shooting at him, Roxas would hit triangle and bullshit his way over to heavy (Like, Roxas can suddenly run on bullets or something, don't question it, Sora cut a fucking building in half with a blunt object) then have a series of quick time events leading to heavy's death, it wouldn't be fair at all.[/QUOTE] Or, as soon as match starts and they are facing each other, Heavy uses Pow taunt. Little gay boy is sent flying , lulz are had by many. Fuck. How is Luigi better than Meta Knight.

This is GameFAQs, in the end, the winner is guaranteed to be some Nintendo giant. [editline]08:03AM[/editline] This is GameFAQs, in the end, the winner is guaranteed to be some Nintendo giant.

[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;20003391]Or, as soon as match starts and they are facing each other, Heavy uses Pow taunt. Little gay boy is sent flying , lulz are had by many. Fuck. How is Luigi better than Meta Knight.[/QUOTE] More like Cure spell and then using the drive system and turn into some fucking stupid drive. Through i always thought Dark form was awesome.

[QUOTE=mars7a;20000974]HEAVY LOST NOOOOOO!!! I swear if Gordon Freeman loses to Peach. . .[/QUOTE] Unfortunately, that will happen, she is a female, and is also part of the shitty company fanbase. She couldn't do something, if she got kidnapped dozens of times, maybe hire some SECURITY AND STAY AT FUCKING HOME, OR UNDERGROUND. Besides, if it was a realistic battle, Freeman would beat her easily, and that plumber failure fatass.

[QUOTE=PVTdrone536;20003568]More like Cure spell and then using the drive system and turn into some fucking stupid drive. Through i always thought Dark form was awesome.[/QUOTE] You know too much about gay game. Out of thread, please.

[QUOTE=Sift;19998769]To be honest, if Heavy vs Roxas ever happened and the two fought, Roxas would actually win, heavy weapons guy would start shooting at him, Roxas would hit triangle and bullshit his way over to heavy (Like, Roxas can suddenly run on bullets or something, don't question it, Sora cut a fucking building in half with a blunt object) then have a series of quick time events leading to heavy's death, it wouldn't be fair at all.[/QUOTE] the kingdom hearts board is that way <--- oh wait we dont have one heavy has 300 hitpoints a minigun that deals about 50-100 damage/second on long range vs a kid with a key that i bet wont even deal 50-80 damage hit, and a key that size is heavy and he wont be able to swing it very fast. he would be turned into a bloody puddle before he haven't scored one hit on the heavy. /fight

[QUOTE=mars7a;20000974]HEAVY LOST NOOOOOO!!! I swear if Gordon Freeman loses to Peach. . .[/QUOTE] Gordon Freeman would just start 1UP raping her :q: hehehe

These match ups have no fucking mean. Phoenix Wright v.s. Jecht A lawyer from a Nintendo DS game against some random FF faggot. Someone please explain how this works?

[QUOTE=Highwind017;19995274]No way in hell did the Heavy loss to a pansy like Roxas... O_O' Yo! Sub Zero! Kick his arse when you get the chance![/QUOTE] I guarantee 98% of that the people on that website don't even know who Sub Zero is. Or anyone from the 90s who wasn't a Nintendo/Final Fantasy character, for that matter.

[QUOTE=Left4Meds;20004956]These match ups have no fucking mean. Phoenix Wright v.s. Jecht A lawyer from a Nintendo DS game against some random FF faggot. Someone please explain how this works?[/QUOTE] That's actually a pretty hard call. Phoenix Wright's... well, he's Phoenix Wright. Either you like the Ace Attorney series or you don't (although if you don't it's probably because there's not enough shooting things to hold your attention). On the other hand, Jecht calls Tidus a fag.

[QUOTE=Left4Meds;20004956]These match ups have no fucking mean. Phoenix Wright v.s. Jecht A lawyer from a Nintendo DS game against some random FF faggot. Someone please explain how this works?[/QUOTE] *puts on ZP cap* Well, the 8th annual Character battle from gamefaqs involves choosing a different amount of heros, villians, and retards as well. Although most of the time they include shit from FF, Nintendo, and Microsoft's Halo. Occasionally, wait, scratch that, all the time, we get shit like WCC or the l block from tetris which isn't really a character at all, unless you are that desperate. It works in the worst way in the internet via voting by fanbase, which involves the heavy hitters like the Heavy weapons guy getting beaten up by a l block or a little child from a shitty japanese game(not really calling all of them shitty, being sarcastic), and the final battles are usually 2 Nintendo shits, 2 FF shits, or a plumber fatass beating a supersoldier that could easily beat the living shit out of the fatass plumber. Although, the only time the usual didn't happen was at gamespot when Valve asked their members and people to vote for Freeman and actually beaten the fatass plumber, and Freeman actually beaten someone who was from MGS, and that guy who had to rescue his princess from herself, about 20 thousand fucking times and also beaten that plumber, who surprise surprise, had to rescue his girl from herself as well. Long story short: Shitty thing gamefaqs has, the usual winners are from FF, Nintendo, or well, thats it. Not even MGS got it, or Freeman.

Thus it is decided. Since heavy did not win, we are duty bound to vote for the dumbest character in the poll. any suggestions.

Sub-Zero, I've played nearly every Mortal Kombat game that has been made for the Sega Genesis, and I still have the games too :smile: But yeah, seriously, what the fuck... everyone on that list sucks except for The Heavy, Niko, and Sub-Zero. GameFAGs can go to hell for all I care.

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[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;20003696]the kingdom hearts board is that way <--- oh wait we dont have one heavy has 300 hitpoints a minigun that deals about 50-100 damage/second on long range vs a kid with a key that i bet wont even deal 50-80 damage hit, and a key that size is heavy and he wont be able to swing it very fast. he would be turned into a bloody puddle before he haven't scored one hit on the heavy. /fight[/QUOTE] Did I ever say I liked Roxas? Sorry that I know the game is retarded with reaction commands and if you hit triangle you instantly win. I think he won because faggots can't live without there personality deprived character. Then again the contest image banner has squall hugging a companion cube so it's kind of expected

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;20009882][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2r6hdup.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I agree with this one. Ratchet and Clank are awesome games.

What the crap is a roxas?

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;20009748]Thus it is decided. Since heavy did not win, we are duty bound to vote for the dumbest character in the poll. any suggestions.[/QUOTE] Missingno You know you fucking want to. [editline]06:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TurbisV2;20012717]What the crap is a roxas?[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://www.kh2.co.uk/assets/kh2/artwork/roxas.png[/img_thumb] I Googled his name and this was the first result.