• Fit for a King - TF2 Blog Post
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Good thing I'm going to Comic Con. :smug: Free items, here I come!
NO FUCKING AMMO REQUIRED WHAAAAAAT
Good fucking luck being a medic "STAY BEHIND ME DOCTOR" "WHY" Fuck you valve, I think you finally broke you're fucking game with this, piercing weapons just made being a medic pointless.
oh my god i need that pipe
Damnit this was everything I fucking feared. None of these fit at-fucking-all.
Remember before the War Update where mostly everyone thought the Soldier was the most balanced class and was fine without unlockables? Look at him now. Honestly, I don't have a problem with this pack because it looks awesome, compared to community crap they've constantly been throwing at him.
Someone earlier said they would fit best with the engie and I agree. What also sucks is not only do they screw the engie over during the Uber update, now they screw him over with a sentry disabling weapon.... Engineers get no love....Teddy is sad....
First off , the 2ndary laser: Doesn't shoot pellets like a shotgun, so its hit or miss. The rocket launcher probally has no splash and hits slow.
[url]http://tf2tp.com/trade.php?trade=2324044[/url] What the fuck
I don't mean to get anyone excited, but it seems the Rocket Launcher has paintability. Seems it's for team colors, but it's quite interesting.
This company is fucking amazing [url]http://www.drgrordborts.com/dr-grordbort-s-infallible-aether-oscillators-where-science-meets-violence/[/url] They make these guns FOR REAL. Though the coupon is for a virtual one, you can buy actual full size replicas of the weapons.
[QUOTE=Smashman;31238785][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c6/Righteous_Bison.png[/img] :barf:[/QUOTE] Reminds me of those custom Nerf guns :v:
[i]Why[/i] Futuristic weapons that scream ENGINEER... and the SOLDIER, of all people, gets them? The pistol would work with the Engi, so you can't say "It was designed for the soldier." Even the HATS would work for the Engi! I would've been more satisfied if these went to the HEAVY, but seriously, the SOLDIER? WHY? I will enjoy playing around with these, as they seem like worthwhile unlock ideas, but seriously, more soldier stuff?
Right so a gigantic rocket launcher shaped thing fits the Engineer. Nice logic there people. -snip-
WETA Workshop <3
FUCK, I forgot to register for Comic-Con this year too. Now it's all sold out. Great.
[QUOTE=Spirit_Breaker;31238838][url]http://tf2tp.com/trade.php?trade=2324044[/url] What the fuck[/QUOTE] Welp. There goes my chance at ever getting that hat.
whats the crafting recipe?
I would say that some of the cons are no Rocket Jumping, splash damage, basically a laser canon.
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;31238806]WHY? These fit the engineer so much![/QUOTE] They don't fit [I]anyone.[/I] If engineer had a sort of jurryrigged energy weapon with a more realistic look I'd tolerate it but this is just pants on head retarded.
Oh yeah so eventually Valve's gonna strike a deal to sell replica TF2 items...for $300.
GREASY UNFORTUNATE: Please sir...may I have a weapon? ROCKETTE MANNE of LEISURE: Ah-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and TEXAN. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of ROCKETTE LAUNCHERS. His BLACKE COMPANIONE: I have maney weapons also but did not have enough room in my melee slot for them.
so the soldier gets weapons for engineer and the demomans taunt from his own meet the team video. gj valve.
3 page comic too. Half assed valve, seriously.
>Valve complains that there are no good models fpor Engi weapons >A third party makes weapons that look sweet and fit the Engi's personality >Valve gives them to Soldier Wat.
[QUOTE=Smashman;31238785][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c6/Righteous_Bison.png[/img] :barf:[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/born_to_see.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Randdalf;31238848]Right so a gigantic rocket launcher shaped thing fits the Engineer. Nice logic there people. Also, you can't rocket jump with the cow mangler, so there's the missing downside.[/QUOTE] Yeah, a laser pistol SO fits the soldier.
Good thing they updated today so I can drop them tomorrow, last time on polycount they updated when my drops were all over so I had to wait 1 week before getting the new weapons
I hope someone makes a more cartoony texture for them. The ones on them seem too... real.
recipes Rocket Launcher: Black Box + Reclaimed Pistol: Battalion's Backup + Reclaimed Pretty fair
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