Achievements 2.0 - It's not the 5 second generator crap! - Games

[QUOTE=Banjo7J;30779077] [B]General[/B] War never changes - Why 2161? Seems rather arbitrary.[/QUOTE] I'm guessing Fallout reference.

[b]Psycho Power[/b] Wearing the Team Captain, kill 7 enemies in a killing spree fuelled by either Rage, Uber or Steak. [b]Know How To Pick'Em[/b] As a Medic using the Solemn Vow, kill 5 enemies with less then 2 melee hits or 10 needles. [b]Sharing Is Caring[/b] As a Medic, get 3 assists with 3 different members of your team in a single round.

It's silly to tie achievements to hats, i mean, they shouldn't be a part of gameplay, and achievements are gameplay.

[release] [b]Blind Faith[/b] Get telefragged. [/release]

[release][b]Chop chop![/b] Kill an enemy scout with the Three-Rune Blade.[/release] [release][b]But... how?[/b] Kill an enemy, unassisted, by bludgeoning him to death with the Fan o' War.[/release] [release][b]I hear you![/b] Heal 1200 points with the Concheror, all together [sp]making fun of Asian accent[/sp][/release] [release][b]Mr. Volcano[/b] Kill 250 enemies with the Sharpened Volcano Fragment[/release] [release][b]Ba dum tisch![/b] Charge at an enemy, shieldbash him, then blow him up with the Ullapool Caber. [sp]Ba being an onomatopoeia of charging, dum being one of the enemy getting hit and tisch being one of the enemy blowing up[/sp][/release] [release][b]Rise of the Machines[/b] Kill 125 enemies with the Fists of Steel[/release] [release][b]Slow and Steady[/b] Kill 25 Scouts with the Brass Beast[/release] [release][b]Quick Draw[/b] Kill 25 Engineers with the Tomislav[/release] [release][b]Beat you like a rented mule, boy![/b] Kill a Scout who has damaged your buildings in the last 10 seconds with your wrench[/release] A few of mine. :v:

[QUOTE=wari65;30787390][release][b]So Real[/b] - Survive being hit with a bleed effect weapon[/release][/QUOTE] More like [b]Surreal[/b]. :v:

Hmm. Thought we had died there a few days ago. Not bad! In non-generator news: I've sent a mail to Gaben about this, but replies are a little slow. (sent around 5 days ago) What'd be the best way to get this pack out there?

[b]The Medical Emergency[/b] Heal 5 team mates who are in the red to full-hp using a single Quick Fix uber. Info: Just completely heal 5 teammates who are dying with the uber. Easy. Has to be done in a single life with the same ubre. [b]Stand Your Ground[/b] Prevent your heal target being knocked around with the Quick Fix's uber. Info: When a FaN scout attacks or you come across a pyro, use the uber. [b]Follow-Up Shot[/b] Get 3 assists with a Scout using the Quick Fix, healing him for all 3 kills. Info: This is a reference to the Medic achievement where you have to get kills with an ubered scout. Has to be done in one life, 3 in a row. [b]Status Confirmed[/b] Cure 50 team mates of status-impairments. Info: 1 "cure" consists of healing someone until their status effect goes away. Can be done over multiple lives. [b]Persistant Patching[/b] Keep healing for 180 seconds total when in the face of certain death. Info: Basically even when you have red health and have been jarate'd, you keep healing. Doesn't have to be done all in one go or life. [b]Fight and Flight[/b] Use the Overdose to escape with a full charge, killing an enemy on the way. Info: So when you have 100% charge and you have no nearby team mates, you kill someone and run away to your team.

[QUOTE=Fedly;30910115]More like [b]Surreal[/b]. :v:[/QUOTE] Do you even get the joke?

These are actually pretty cool.

Needs moar Freezecam Achievments, I'm thinking about one with the Shaudenfreude and your victim's body appearing in the same freezecam, but I can't name it.

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;30923255]Needs moar Freezecam Achievments, I'm thinking about one with the Shaudenfreude and your victim's body appearing in the same freezecam, but I can't name it.[/QUOTE] [b]Comedy = Tragedy + Time[/b] ANY Be seen laughing at an enemy's corpse in a freezecam of the enemy you just killed. That any good? [b]Bop'em Sock'em Robots[/b] HEAVY As a Heavy using the Fists of Steel, get 20 kills on other heavies using the Fists of Steel or enemy buildings. [b]Doc Block[/b] ENGINEER As an Engineer, kill a Medic ready to uber a pyro, soldier, heavy and demo who is near your sentry. [b]Vile Denial[/b] SCOUT As a Scout, steal 5 medkits from enemies who then die from afterburn or bleed. [b]R&D Department[/b] ENGINEER AND MEDIC As an Engineer, get ubered so you can save your sentry from being destroyed. Alternatively, uber an Engineer to prevent his sentry from being destroyed. [b]Go Go Uber Rangers![/b] MEDIC As one of three or more medics, use an uber at the same time as the other medics where every medic is using a different Medigun. [b]Extensive Training[/b] ANY CLASS Use knockback to kill 3 enemies with a train. [b]Boot Camping[/b] SOLDIER Kill 2 enemies with the Mantread's stomp feature in the same area. [b]From Ashes To Ashes[/b] PYRO Get dominated by someone, yet get revenge with afterburn while dead. [b]You Must Recover![/b] SCOUT As a Scout, make it back to solid ground after being airblasted off by a Pyro, then kill said pyro. [b]Uber Und Unter[/b] MEDIC Get 10 kills with a Syringe Gun where you are either above or below the victim. [b]Consecutive Clinical Concussion[/b] MEDIC Uber someone who gets 3 melee kills. [b]Munich Munchin'[/b] HEAVY Give 100 sandviches to your Medic. [b]Milk and Cooked-ies[/b] PYRO AND SCOUT As a Scout, throw milk on someone who's been ignited. As a Pyro, ignite someone who's covered in milk.

[release][b]Bushman's rules[/b] - Win a round only using your bushwacka and kill three enemies.[/release] [release][b]Fireworks[/b] - Set 3 enemies on fire with the detonator at the same time.[/release]

[B]The Five Loaves and Two Fish[/B] Dominate two people in a single round with the Holy Mackerel.

[release][b]Kry Some More![/b] - Dominate an enemy player and kill them 10 more times, without letting them get revenge on you.[/release]

[B]I Fart in Your General Direction[/B] - Airblast ten people from behind.

[b]Against All Odds[/b] ALL Win a game with unbalanced teams in the enemy's favour. [b]The Turnaround[/b] ALL Be autobalanced onto the losing team, then help them win a match. [b]Persuasion By Force[/b] ALL Kill the highest scoring enemy player and have him autobalanced onto your team. [b]Urine My Sights[/b] SNIPER Cover 3 enemies in Jarate using the Sydney Sleeper at the same time. [b]Euro-peeing[/b] SNIPER Cover a Demoman, Medic and Spy in Jarate in one life. [b]Hitchin' a Ride[/b] SCOUT As a Scout, escort a Medic healing you with the Quick Fix to safety. [b]Snapshot[/b] ANY Have 50 pictures of you taken in killcams. Sorry if any of these were done already.

[B]12 Explosion days[/B] - Get 12 Kills with each Rocket launcher up to date.

[release][B]Died Trying[/B] - Kill an enemy and yourself at the exact same time. [sp]{Kill and Explode Commands Disabled!}[/sp][/release] [release][B]Call of Dooty[/B] - Fail to iron sight with the SMG.[/release] [release][B]Kinky![/B] - Be very naughty. [sp]{Hit an demoman while he's/she's doing the ScoRes taunt in the ass with the Disciplinary Action.}[/sp][/release] [release][B]Double Bogey[/B] - With the Nessie's Nine Iron, kill an enemy who too has a Nessie's Nine Iron.[/release]

[B]"Ice Burn"[/B] [I]"Kill a Pyro with fire without playing Pyro yourself."[/I] (No other options except Sniper :V) [sp]Huntsmen with pyros lighting their arrows.[/sp] [B]"Cossacks Chase"[/B] (Heavy) [I]"Kill a Scout that has hurt you previously in one life."[/I] [B]"Eyexecutioner"[/B] [I]"Decapitate one enemy player of each class in one life"[/I] (Demoman) [sp]Use the Eyelander, Nessie or Headtaker to kill all 9 classes in one life.[/sp] [B]"Vegetarian"[/B] (Any) [I]"Kill 100 heavies that are under the Buffalo Steak's effects."[/I] [B]"Meat Boy"[/B] (Heavy) [I]"Run into a sawblade while under the effects of a Buffalo Steak."[/I] [B]"Master's On"[/B] (Multi-class) [I]"Kill the same player with the Fire Axe, Half-Zatoichi and Force-a-Nature."[/I] [sp]Look at the achievement name very closely and you get the reference.[/sp] [B]"Wailing Waltz"[/B] (Demoman) [I]"Do a 360 degree rotation with the Splendid Screen while charging as a Demoman"[/I]

I don't like the idea of Hat Achievements.

[b]Got it all on camera[/b] (Any class) Provide an enemy with a killcam of you taunting with the Director's Vision over their corpse.

[QUOTE=MrFii;30959759] [release][B]Call of Ignorance[/B] - Fail to iron sight with the SMG.[/release][/QUOTE] How about you change it to Call of Dooty instead?

Duty Calls - Kill a spy who had full health using the SMG after he broke your razorback [sp] Wait for it... a serious achievement would be cutting off everything after SMG[/sp]

[release][B]RAMIREZ[/B] - As a soldier, frag one of each class in one round[/release]

A lot of them are either. 1. Far too easy 2. Ridiculously hard 3. Incredibly easy farmable. [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] Now that I said that. "Do Love Harm" - Kill 100 people with the Solemn Vow

[B][I][U]Demoman[/U][/I][/B] [B]Accidentally Amazing[/B] - Blow up a player with your stickybombs 50 Feet Away from you, out of your vision, and 10 Feet Away from a Control Point/Intelligence/Payload/Etc. [sp]I say away from objectives because you could simply blow up a player just as the objective is triggered, thus meaning it was not accidental.[/sp] [B]Hit 'em Hard[/B] - Use your Shield to Charge into another Demoman charging with his shield. [B]Grenadier[/B] - Use the blast from a Grenade to launch yourself into the air. [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] [B][I][U]The Free Update[/U][/I][/B] [B]Call of Dooty[/B] - As a free-to-play Player, Repeatedly right click in an attempt to aim down sights. [B]wer dee asault riflez????[/B] - As a Free-to-play Player, Spend more time in total as a sniper using your SMG then the total time combined for all other classes. [B]pr0 n0-sc0per[/B] - As a Free-to-play Player, fire Ten shots at your enemies while unscoped. [B]omg haX[/B] - As a Paid Player, directly one minute after killing a Free Player, the player you killed says "hax, hack, hacks, etc." [B]how spreent?[/B] - As a Free-to-play Player, repeatedly press Shift in an attempt to sprint. [B]The gift of giving[/B] - As a paid player, give a Free player 4+ Weapons. [B]Santa's coming early[/B] - As a paid player, give a Free player a hat. [B]Lifelong Memories[/B] - As a paid player, give a Free player a Promo Item, or Unusual hat. [B]Is zer a point to your lives?[/B] - As a paid player, get dominated by a Free player who is playing as a medic. [B]Odd One Out[/B] - As a paid player, Enter a server FULL of free players.