• Stuff that upsets you in TF2
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[QUOTE=Donutsalad;16122902]Well for the first time ever, I played as the Medic for longer than 2 minutes last night. (Mostly due to the fact everyone was pounding [lol] their E key callin' out medic.) The medics get so many assist kills, it's just obnoxious. Oh, another thing I noticed about playing as the medic, it's the easiest job. Medics are good for a team to have, but it's the easiest job, and anyone could do it. So... I hate people who think being a medic possesses even the slightest bit of difficulty.[/QUOTE] It does.
All the people that complain and whine about the pyro.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;16117736]Foreign guys with mics[/QUOTE] [img]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3926/iratethispost.png[/img]
people who suck at scout giving good scouts like me a bad name
When medics are healing a medic, and refuse to heal anyone else.
Once again, People who lack the fucking skill to kill a W+M1 Pyro so they Baw about it on the forums. Here's some thoughts: If you see the Pyro charging you from a mile away, fucking shoot it. Maybe if the Pyro ambushed you from behind and killed you, maybe you were the worse player because you didn't turn around in time and the Pyro actually outsmarted you. It's job is to AMBUSH AND KILL SURPRISED PEOPLE. Don't fucking whine and bitch at being outsmarted in a game. Maybe if you SAW the W+M1 Pyro and it STILL killed you, then you fucking suck. If you lack the fucking skill to kill the most obvious fucking target in the world, then you deserve to die. Stop bitching to us because you suck at the game.
[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;16104358]people who bitch about pyros (this is coming from someone who plays career spy)[/QUOTE] Perfectly aware I'm quoting from 3 pages ago, but [B]THIS.[/B] Career spy and everything.
Snipers who are ridiculously skilled. Spies who seem to have found out how to get facestabs at will. Stickywhores. That no-one knows the plural word for Spy. People turning around randomly and turning me into swiss cheese.
[QUOTE=KmScMT;16130440] That no-one knows the plural word for Spy. [/QUOTE] Spies?
[QUOTE=Lolmann29;16134546]Spies?[/QUOTE] No, it's spice :pseudo:
I [b]hate[/b] american/british clanfags. If our team looses, they automatically start screaming in their mics that the entire team sucked and did not even try to help. 90% of the time they are monstrous elitists as well. I said american/british because the only ones I ever hear doing that have a british accent or they are obviously american.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;16128837]people who suck at scout giving good scouts like me a bad name[/QUOTE] Cocky Scouts that think they're good, nut lack the skills to get 100 points with nothing but the bat.
Spray-and-pray Demomen make me RAGE.
Getting autobalanced from your team when you were leading the assault. FAN's knockback, which unfortunately won't ever be removed. People who complain about sprays, just don't look at them if you're offended. And annoying but obviously fair, people who air blast my rockets back.
Force-a-nature scouts while I'm playing scout. Snipers throwing Jarate into random corners and hitting me while I'm invisible. Medics who won't heal me at all in any situation while I'm a spy, once one even watched me burn to death, although that is kind of funny.
I got one. clanfags on fun servers having buttsex with each others medigun
[QUOTE=KmScMT;16130440]Snipers who are ridiculously skilled. [/QUOTE] Sorry D:
People who target you when your in a large group because they can see the domination symbol above your head. Spies who have the Cloak and Dagger that wait in the corner when they could stop the enemy from advancing.
How it takes custom mods. I always get TF2 crashing after a few rounds when I use custom textures.
When 5 snipers or 5 spies refuse to change class. When you play spy and the other team has 6 pyros. When engies on offense must absolutely build a level 3 sentry and level 3 dispenser before building a teleporter. Medics who don't turn around.
[QUOTE=Garlickeh;16136069]When 5 snipers or 5 spies refuse to change class. When you play spy and the other team has 6 pyros. When engies on offense must absolutely build a level 3 sentry and level 3 dispenser before building a teleporter. Medics who don't turn around.[/QUOTE] i always build a sentry dispenser and teleporter before i do any upgrading. Spies you just run out in front of you and blast away when they could be sapping the sentries.
Getting 1 shot critted after putting an enemy on red health.
I usually go for a sentry-dispenser-exit, but they're all level1. Dumb ammo-box-whoring engies >_>
When someone gets a lucky crit melee hit on you, and you die.
People that are better than me.
FaN scout / Backburner pyro
Getting autobalanced to defense as I die, leaving the final capture point 99% captured :bang:
People who get their buddies to raid when they are banned for porn sprays, claiming it is "art." Scoutscoutscoutscoutscoutscouts. People who can't counter stuff that is really fucking easy to counter (Pyros, Stickies.) while claiming they are "pro" and it shouldn't stop them. Snipers who think that, when 20/24 players are dancing atop dispensers, it is perfectly fitting to try and kill them all.
FUCKING PYROS! I am dead serious if you are so fucking DELUSIONAL as you cannot see how the pyro is a balance issue I swear I will hit you in the kneecaps with a fucking mallet! Yeeeaaaagh! Also! People who chase spies! Usually it's funny because I can STAB YOU IN THE SPINE with NO ONE AROUND TO SAVE YOU but some times they catch and kill me and it FUCKING SUCKS! SPIES WHO BACK STAB YOU THAN DIE! Your existence is meaningless except to piss off one particular person and you are nothing to your team! You may as well go pyro than your skill free flailings will bring some results you god damned sped! A HORDE OF SNIPERS WHO CANNOT HIT SHIT BUT KEEP GOING BACK! You're worthless and you get torn in half by anyone with half a brain! fuck you and go back to pyro you rejects! PEOPLE WHO ABANDON THE FIRST POINT! this is the BEST WAY to LOOSE HORRIBLY! Don't fucking DO IT! AMBASSADOR NERFING! yeeeargh! At least make it do default revolver damage so as to balance the fact you can only get one crit in! Occasionally!! THE FORCE OF NATURE IS FOR RETARDS WHO WOULD RATHER USE A MELEE WEAPON THAN BE ABLE TO HOLD UP A FIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE OUT TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY AND RUN AWAY THAN PLAY SPY YOU FUCKING REJECTS! [QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16136192]I usually go for a sentry-dispenser-exit, but they're all level1. Dumb ammo-box-whoring engies >_>[/QUOTE] FURFAGS TRYING TO PLAY TEAMFORTRESS TWO LIKE IT IS SECOND LIFE Go back to your fetid hole, you disgusting freaks of nature, everyone in the world hates you. PEOPLE WHO HAVE SWEAR FILTERS ON THEIR FUCKING SERVERS! IF you want to play a mature rated game than you can damn well listen to me explain the finer details or killing and disposing of a hookers fucking filthy corpse and you will fucking LIKE IT. [editline]02:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16130031]Once again, People who lack the fucking skill to kill a W+M1 Pyro so they Baw about it on the forums. Here's some thoughts: If you see the Pyro charging you from a mile away, fucking shoot it. Maybe if the Pyro ambushed you from behind and killed you, maybe you were the worse player because you didn't turn around in time and the Pyro actually outsmarted you. It's job is to AMBUSH AND KILL SURPRISED PEOPLE. Don't fucking whine and bitch at being outsmarted in a game. Maybe if you SAW the W+M1 Pyro and it STILL killed you, then you fucking suck. If you lack the fucking skill to kill the most obvious fucking target in the world, then you deserve to die. Stop bitching to us because you suck at the game.[/QUOTE] ONE POINT FOUR SECONDS IS THE TIME IT TAKES A PYRO TO KILL YOU FROM FULL HP TO DEAD, He moves at default speed meaning he can run just as fast as a spy or demoman and he will FUCK YOU UP EVERY TIME in a CLOSED ENVIRONMENT meaning you will ALWAYS LOOSE to him. If I was a fucking sniper and had the luxury of sitting on my ass waiting to be backstabbed I would shoot him, But as a participating player I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE ASSHOLES. And they FUCKING SUCK. [editline]02:45PM[/editline] [QUOTE=hexpunK;16106391]Things that annoy me? I could go on for days... People such as the OP who are ignorant to the fact that every class requires skill to play at a good level. The OP for being ridiculously dumb and bandwagoning. The FaN (cheap kills? Yes please!) The Sandman (more cheap kills you say? My dreams came true!!11!!1) Spies who only focus on me just becuase I have one building up, even if it isn't a hinderence yet. People who take the game seriously. Small children with mics. eGo as their logic fails. Scouts who call for medic then run AROUND you instead of standing still so you cna latch onto them. Elitists. Snipers who think they desrve a medal for such a simple task. Unbalanced mapping. 70% of the community as they are whiny butches who call for unnecesary buffs and nerfs (*cough*FaN) cp_orange_[insert shitty edit here]. Medics who ignore your calls as they have a Heavy who is perfectly fine to heal. Bad Pyros who do literally run into Walls from their W+M1'ing The list could go on, trust me.[/QUOTE] HYPOCRITE! Blaaaa! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Rusty100))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Turrngait;16136662]FUCKING PYROS! I am dead serious if you are so fucking DELUSIONAL as you cannot see how the pyro is a balance issue I swear I will hit you in the kneecaps with a fucking mallet! Yeeeaaaagh![B]Pyros are easy to counter, you just suck[/B] Also! People who chase spies! Usually it's funny because I can STAB YOU IN THE SPINE with NO ONE AROUND TO SAVE YOU but some times they catch and kill me and it FUCKING SUCKS![B]So you're complainin about how much you suck? ok.[/B] SPIES WHO BACK STAB YOU THAN DIE! Your existence is meaningless except to piss off one particular person and you are nothing to your team! You may as well go pyro than your skill free flailings will bring some results you god damned sped![B]So they shouldn't die at all? You're just raging because you suck.[/B] A HORDE OF SNIPERS WHO CANNOT HIT SHIT BUT KEEP GOING BACK! You're worthless and you get torn in half by anyone with half a brain! fuck you and go back to pyro you rejects![B]You're mad about easy kills?[/B] PEOPLE WHO ABANDON THE FIRST POINT! this is the BEST WAY to LOOSE HORRIBLY! Don't fucking DO IT![B]True.[/B] AMBASSADOR NERFING! yeeeargh! At least make it do default revolver damage so as to balance the fact you can only get one crit in! Occasionally!![B]True.[/B] THE FORCE OF NATURE IS FOR RETARDS WHO WOULD RATHER USE A MELEE WEAPON THAN BE ABLE TO HOLD UP A FIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE OUT TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY AND RUN AWAY THAN PLAY SPY YOU FUCKING REJECTS![B]Cry some more. Just counter them as soldier or engy.[/B] FURFAGS TRYING TO PLAY TEAMFORTRESS TWO LIKE IT IS SECOND LIFE Go back to your fetid hole, you disgusting freaks of nature, everyone in the world hates you.[B]Agreed.[/B] PEOPLE WHO HAVE SWEAR FILTERS ON THEIR FUCKING SERVERS! IF you want to play a mature rated game than you can damn well listen to me explain the finer details or killing and disposing of a hookers fucking filthy corpse and you will fucking LIKE IT.[B]Agreed.[/B][/QUOTE] . [quote]ONE POINT FOUR SECONDS IS THE TIME IT TAKES A PYRO TO KILL YOU FROM FULL HP TO DEAD, He moves at default speed meaning he can run just as fast as a spy or demoman and he will FUCK YOU UP EVERY TIME in a CLOSED ENVIRONMENT meaning you will ALWAYS LOOSE to him. If I was a fucking sniper and had the luxury of sitting on my ass waiting to be backstabbed I would shoot him, But as a participating player I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE ASSHOLES. And they FUCKING SUCK.[/quote] If you get killed by a short-range ambush class that is ambushing you at a short range, not only is he doing his job well, but he outsmarted you too. And you bawwww.
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