I have a habit of blowing up stickies in random corners while I'm running to the battlefield, and often this reveals (and gibs) shitty C&D spies.
Sometimes it ends up being an admin and he bans/kicks me for "hacking".
Motherfuckers.
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[QUOTE=latin_geek;20084575]
please explain how to kill someone with the sandman's ball.[/QUOTE]
It does like 30 damage.
It can take out someone on the verge of death.
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Stupid "4chan" like post, sorry mates; tried to be funny; I wasn't; I've learned something, thank you :)
Me and 5 other friends being demoman in a highlander server.
was nice we all got perma'd
Ban reason : LOL hax
[QUOTE=WuWei;20085238]Everytime I get killed, I write : "HAX", "HAX0R" or "HAX0RX"; just for the lulz and hearing how the people completly RAEG into their mic :D[/QUOTE]
go back to 4chan
I pulled a 40 killstreak on 2fort with the assistance of a friend playing medic, he got accused of hacking because they thought he was building ubers too quickly.
what was actually happening was the idiots would stand halfway across the room shooting me, and I'd stand there and take it so the uber would build faster, just pop into cover for a split second if it gets to much.
Edit: Didn't help when the server started allowing premium slots, where premium medics would build an uber in about 20 seconds... Without actually having to heal anyone.
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;20090872]go back to 4chan[/QUOTE]
Or he could just kill himself, whichever comes first.
Not in TF2, but I was getting a huge killstreak in CSS Gun Game and this little kid was like: "WTF GAIZ VOTEBAN HIM HE HAKING"
i'm not good enough to be accused of hacking :saddowns:
i wish there was a mediocrity hack
Once upon a time I jump shotted a BLU Soldier as a RED Soldier and he accused me of killing him by touching him because "the missle went nowhere near him".
Also, on Left 4 Dead one time I dodged a charge by like half an inch and the dude spent the rest of the game yelling that I was a hacker and that my team should kick me.
When I use the huntsman and I'm baked my aiming is very twitchy, I don't try to follow I just calculate where I need to shoot before hand and just go straight there. I got accused by someone for aimboting with the huntsman, and they spectated me and totally believed it. I got kicked from my favorite server cause of that.
Today I was playing on a "pay2win" server. I decided before blacklisting it I'd at least make use of it, and tried the "preview". I was running around killing people left and right and I think I heard something about speedhacks. It was grand.
I got banned from my favorite server for ddosing it... I didn't do it, in fact, I got DOS'd myself.
I had my friend be a spectator on a 2Fort map and he would relay information on where invisible cloaked spies were. I was a pyro. Several spies accused me of hacking, including my teammates. Oh, it was a fun night.
I have been accused of using aimbots before. I just reply "Maybe I am a better player than you" and that usually shuts them up. I have never been ban/kicked for hacking. I don't believe in using hacks.
The first point of second stage dustbowl is a hunting ground for spies after blu caps the first point. You can easily weave in and out of the buildings, grabbing ammo and health, and attacking from above. Couple that with the normal invisibility watch and you can go absolutely mad on anyone coming from blu spawn, dodging in and out before jumping from above for a backstab, cloak, run one way, become fully cloaked, do a 180, and get behind them again. I got called out for "hacking" while doing this because I managed to kill so many people only seconds apart with each kill.
Y'know, only recently have I seen an actual hacker.
There was no disputing it either, he was an Engineer moving at insane speeds and had permanent criticals. I'm sure I've encountered people wallhacking or using aimbots at some point, but I always like to give people the benefit of the doubt in that regards.
This thread is from November. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN FIND IT
I got called a hacker when I reflected a sniper's arrow by luck and headshotted a soldier.
It's was awesome.
When I found Bill's hat 3 months after L4D2 came out, I was unable to play TF2 up until then because my old motherboard fried.
[QUOTE=Jund;20096294]I got called a hacker when I reflected a sniper's arrow by luck and headshotted a soldier.
It's was awesome.[/QUOTE]
It's funny because you can't deflect arrows.
[QUOTE=Doomish;20097324]It's funny because you can't deflect arrows.[/QUOTE]
Just because [i]you[/i] can't doesn't mean others can't. Surely Valve wouldn't have added a completely new kill icon showing a deflected arrow if it couldn't be done...
Besides, there's a little thing called Youtube that completely seals that particular deal.
Never got accused in my entire life...
I get accused of aimbotting quite often, sometimes indirectly like "mate that is fucking impossible.." or directly like "nice aimbot you got going on here". Either way my E-Peen gets harder and bigger everytime someone says that to me :smug:
I've only been banned for the usual: the occasional good kill streaks. I MUST BE HACKING!
The only thing that stands out is the first day of the WAR update. The classes kept screwing up, so I became a Scout holding the Direct Hit awkwardly, while the other arm just hung there. The Direct Hit with Scout speed is great :D
On one modded deathmatch Call of Duty server (the original, not Modern Stupidfare) I set up an MG-42 on bocage in a narrow hallway with one entrance. It was also a spawn point. I started massing up kills, I was called a hacker. They started a kick vote, and the shit passed.
Never happened in TF2, though. I'm pretty bad at TF2 so they would only suspect me of using a suicide hack.
Dominating 3 spies as a heavy in the 2Fort sewers was fun.
All were pretty bad, didn't realise I could hear their footsteps and see the water droplets off their cloaked bodies, that brought up some rage from all 3 of them. Best time was when all 3 attacked almost at the same time, and I slaughtered them all as they flailed hopelessly, trying to get my back. Never before has being called a fucking lame hacker been so satisfying.
I found a few obovious hackers the otehr day. They fricken changed the vertical gravity... Jumping/ just being in midair made you fly all the way to a corner of a map.
EDIT:
but... No one their even knew there was a voteban and i had to explain it, And even after i did and he got banned.THE GRAVITY DIDNT FIX ITSELF. We had to get an admin to reset the server.
[QUOTE=Doomish;20097324]It's funny because you can't deflect arrows.[/QUOTE]
Yes you can what are you talking about
On a friend of mine's server there was an aimbotter, headshotting everyone and bugging the players. so what does my friend do? instead of banning him he dominates him as sniper [i]then[/i] permaban's him from the server.
quite a funny story whenever we bring it up.
I've also been accused of hacking because I can jump with 4 stickies and live. People were all, "That douchebag's hacking somehow!" I was all, "Isn't this how people normally stickyjump?
i was accused for hacking because i was exploiting a glitch that let me become invisible as heavy
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