Soup Update-halloween edition (100% FAKE TF2 UPDATE) - not so shitty this time - Games

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Sjhsa.png[/img] [h2]NEW,BETTER,HALLOWEEN STILED[/h2] [h2]SCROLL DOWN TO OPEN MEMN.KO HALLOWEEN CATALOG...IF YOU DARE TO[/h2] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uhIpp.png[/IMG] [h2]Story[/h2] [B]PART 1[/B] red team in mann manor red soldier in library-hmm i wonder if theres "art of war" book somewhere or something about WAR.Well,dam this place is that boring so i could read anything just to kill time. red soldier found a book-uhh?whats that.. soldier reads: Memn Ko Halloween catalog red soldier-ooh,i really sure theres something about guns or something... soldier opened a book but theres was only 1 page other pages were lost red soldier-awww,well lets take a look red soldier looked at page 1 red soldier-HOLY COW(MANGLER)! red soldier-staff?for me?you must be kidding! i dont need magic to kill an maggot! magic is for pussies that cannot hold real man guns! red soldier-well this is little bit better than that ugly monkey head on stick... red scout-hey what are you looking at? show me that! scout took a book red scout-HUH?whats that?monkey head on stick? for me? red soldier-yeah its also looks like you red scout-OH YOU!COME HERE SOLLY IM GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON red soldier-HA HA,calm down boy! dont you mess with me because im gonna get you every bone in your body broken! red scout-UGGHH scout was going to punch soldier but medic saw it and stoped him red medic-watz happening in here? what i told you about fightz? i will not waste my medigunz power to heal you after some random fightz with teammatez. red scout-he started first! red medic-i dunt care who started firzt! just stop it keep your rage for fight with blu team medic saw a book red medic-hey,whatz dat you holding soldier? red soldier-book with halloween weapons сatalog theres only 1 page i think other pages just lost somewhere red medic-this is interesting...lets see if we can find zem [B]PART 2[/B] medic came to heavy red medic-heavy! red heavy-da doktor? red medic-havent you seen some strange looking papers somewhere red heavy-.... red medic-it have weapons on it red heavy-are talking about this? heavy took paper from his pocket red heavy-i was going to use it as toilet paper but i see you need it so here you go heavy gave paper to medic red medic-YES!Danke my friend! medic came to scout and soldier red medic-here,i found page 2! red soldier-ooh,thats good red scout-I WANNA LOOK. soldier saw hat on page red soldier-now thats a first good item for me in that catalog 10 minutes later. when soldier was walking around manor to look around he found secret entrance leading into cave under manor soldier entered cave and saw a tomb."here lay Silas Mann" red soldier:what the hell is this? then tomb glowed with a blu light and HHH appeared red soldier:OH MY GAWD for a second soldier saw page 3 under HHHorsemanns foot but then he ran away from there [B]PART 3[/B] red soldier:EVERYONE,RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! red medic:whats happened? red soldier:THERES BEAST,NO,GHOST,NO,MONSTEEER red medic:calm down and explain! red soldier:BIG MONSTER! RUN soldier ran away screaming then medic saw HHHorsemann and screamed too when HHH was defeated scout saw that he left piece of paper on the floor it was catalog page 3 [B]PART 4[/B] red demoman:uuhh im drunk,im starting to see headless horsemans running around with axe red sniper:he was real! red medic:good thing everyone iz allright red engineer:was that a legendary headless horseless horsemann? red spy:ahem,the only thing we know it's that we aren't safe in here прибежал пиро red pyro:MUMPHMPHM! red medic:what? red pyro:*mumbling* red engineer:i think he's trying to say something red heavy showed up red heavy:INCOMING!! red spy:uhh,what can be worst? HHH showed up red spy:why i even asked? *long battle* red sniper:look,HHH is cutting blu team,haha! when battle was ended red team back inside mann manor red scout:sheesh,we can relax now red heavy was going to eat sandvich but scout asked- red scout:hey fatty,can i have some? red heavy:sure,tiny man heavy gave scout olive red heavy:enjoy red scout:yeaaah,very funny red medic:so anyone seen some pages of catalog? red scout:oh yeah,i got page 3,here scout gave page to medic heavy saw page 3 red heavy:im not sure about that nose,but i'd like to have this mace. red demo:hey,i heard you looking for something that looks like catalog page? i just woke up and realized that paper was under me. take a look,maybe that's what are you was looking for. demoman showed page 4 red medic:yes,thats what i was looking for,thanks [B]PART 5[/B] 30 minutes later red soldier told to everyone about cave under mann monor and so red team decided to check it out when they was near HHH tomb-the trap activated and they all fall into dark place red pyro lighted small area with a match red scout: guys? red demo:uhh where am i? i'm still drunk? red engineer:nope. red medic:everyone is safe? whole team:yeah red soldier:anyone have ideas about lighting this place? engineer turned on his mining light red engineer:heh,and you said that hats were useless by looking around they saw that they appeared in some kind of maze with 3 entrances red medic:ok,I,heavy and soldier will go into first one sniper,scout and pyro in another. engi,spy and demo in the last one after long walking in the maze they all met in the room with many different books in it red sniper:huhh? wheres exit? pyro saw 2 books lying on the floor and piece of paper near them first one was "the meaning of life" 2nd book was "necronomicon and piece of paper was page 5 of the memn.ko catalog pyro took only page 5 then mysterious voice appeared and said: theres no exit,you all going to die because of entering my tomb! MUAHAHAHA [B]PART 6[/B] red medic saw weak wall red medic:demoman,you see that wall? red demo:YA,i do! Wanna me to blow it up? red medic:do it red demo:KABOOM!1!1 oh i love blowing up things! when wall was destroyed red team saw it was a secret treasure room with many gold-made things and big chest with 2 papers on it and key first paper was page 6 and another was page 7 of memn.ko catalog when they opened chest there were many new items and last memn ko catalog page. red scout:wow,this is pretty cool,but we not gonna survive to wear them... red soldier:really? this place is weaker than your grandma! soldier blowed ceiling under him and rocket jumped out of this place demoman sticky-jumped away too and so they both appeared near control point "C" red demoman:AYE,WE DID IT LAD red scout:HEY,HOW ABOUT US? red soldier:don't worry,i have a plan engi,throw me a rope. and then after some time passed they all got out from cave and also got a chest with a lot of hats. The end. or not... After they stole HHH chest he cursed them all and now every halloween he came out for his revenge.. now,the end. 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It takes effort to make something this bad.

Don't know whether to rate dumb or artistic

good thread

[QUOTE=Zadrave;32702294]Don't know whether to rate dumb or artistic[/QUOTE] we need an autistic rating :v:

take a look at it before rating it,sheesh

this is pretty good, some of the items have really interesting stats

oh god this is pro

flutter hair.builder mask.This is a hole.Go die in it. [IMG]http://stumbles.org.uk/John/rec/holes/Kimberley_Big_Hole_1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=LukeyxD;32702313]we need an autistic rating :v:[/QUOTE] Because that's not offensive at all. Seriously, what's with the bullshit autism jokes all of the sudden.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;32702342]flutter hair.builder mask.This is a hole.Go die in it. [IMG]http://stumbles.org.uk/John/rec/holes/Kimberley_Big_Hole_1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] thanks,but..no

[QUOTE=LukeyxD;32702313]we need an autistic rating :v:[/QUOTE] there's even an icon for it. [IMG]http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/67/sonichu.gif[/IMG] Do it garry.

I'd love a controllable ghost. Everything else is jacked up crazy.

I know is bad but I like alot the Cthulhu eye idea :v:

genius

It's threads like those that make me want to slap garry in the face for removing the :frog: emote. :v:

Why did you make another one? Was the first one REALLY popular enough to warrant a sequel?

I'm not sure if this is serious or not. Just asking because there is people dumb enough to trully think than this would be an excelent idea.

[QUOTE=Spycrab_Toaster;32702372]thanks,but..no[/QUOTE] The fuck did I dig that hole for then?

i smell another banned thread sigh..

this actually has some good ideas hidden in it

[QUOTE=Malvodion;32702562]I'm not sure if this is serious or not.[/QUOTE] this is not serious at all just a joke mkay

[QUOTE=NeoDement;32702593]this actually has some good ideas hidden in it[/QUOTE] you mean the fluttershy hair right

[QUOTE=NeoDement;32702593]this actually has some good ideas hidden in it[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.freepspwallpapers.net/psp-wallpapers/24/Funny/Cant-See-Captain.jpg[/IMG] [sp]before you ask, this is not a macro. It has never been popular.[/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image Macro" - rilez))[/highlight]

Flutterhair? Come on...

what is this shit well i have to thank you for reminding me of the incoming halloween update yayy

The Almost Two Eyed misc is a nice idea, as is the Hand-Hooks for Heavy

You actually spent time to draw all of this shit? Shit, man. You're special. Have a heart.

I can actually see some of this stuff in game with a few tweaks and the two eyed cyclops was pretty funny

[QUOTE=Mr MP;32703001]You're special.[/QUOTE] "speshul" :downs: I don't mean to offend anyone. It's just the way I read your post.