Whats the stupidist thing you've done with the console? - Games

I was fooling around in singleplayer with cheats on and some bots, and after a few kills I randomly typed "re" in the console which brought up "resetplayerstats" in the prediction menu. I thought to myself "Cool, I can reset everyone's stats for this round". That's not what that command does.

I had some fun my server, kinda spamming Shake in the console, pissing of all 9 of red/blu snipers. I then banned for 10 minutes, left sv_cheats on, and told tthem to be nice. 1 minute later, I opt' out of my own ban, came back in, and BAM. Spy crabs ubering themselves. (Didnt know there was uber command. Musta been a script) noclippers bot spamming 11 yr olds who dont know why godmode was removed from commands People playing dirty crap. Animated porn sprays. The works. I joined spectator then 4 seconds later, everything stopped, (Except the spy crab drowning himself, and the idiot 11 yr old) My firend had a mod that allows playable spectators, Pretty much they look like the annoucer from the OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME comics, and I spawned on the 2 fort bridge. *Silence* player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) Only a rave guy, dead crab, and idiot kid (Who doesnt know I turned off cheats when I joined), where still there. This all happened this morning. [editline]07:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Joppari;16833693]One server had sv_Cheats 1 on, no one didn't even know it, so I made myself as a prop and was hiding somewhere and killing people with point_hurt, and when I was bored I banned everyone with console.[/QUOTE] Who exaclty, do you become a prop? I've seen a youtube vid of a spy acting as a sentry, but not a prop.

unmute Did'nt think it would work, but an asshole on addicted to gaming's payload server muted me for no reason... So then im like if i cant talk i wont play, so i went medic and played violin in the spawn... He banned me lil shit... He need to be a less arrogant admin really.. He could learn a lot form civilized people :eng101: no he is not :fuckyou: EDIT: A question is there a way to say Help! With your player saying it without using the menu? Do i have to bind a key? if so to what? Pm me it...

Noclip on Balloon race as pyro. Flying around airblasting the enemy off of their ship.

rcon sv_cheats 1 sm_cvar tf_scout_air_dash_count 2000 My friend can spawn objects around the map with some rcon command. He hasn't told me but I've seen him spawn the spires from badlands in spawn rooms.

[QUOTE=BJK;16831233]sv_cheats 1[/QUOTE] All sorts of shit breaks loose when I enter that in L4D

Great! Keep them coming!

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;16841573] My firend had a mod that allows playable spectators, Pretty much they look like the annoucer from the OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME comics [/QUOTE] Really? Do tell. :allears:

What's impulse 203?

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16850625]What's impulse 203?[/QUOTE] Same thing as ent_remove.

[QUOTE=KmScMT;16850614]Really? Do tell. :allears:[/QUOTE] I shoulden't its sopossed to be a little server only secret... all well.... You play in third person, and can instantly view a player by clicking them.The can not pick up intel, and can not attack. Ur animationing are simular to the Garrys mod ones when unarmed. Bullets go through them, and you cant run into or nudge them like with teammates. My firned is working on the annocer skin changing to a simular one, but with the pissed off look is the OVERTIME comics, of course, when we leave the server with the broken overtime bug. I should stop, because this is a quite a big thing for him, a breakthrough in his terms.

[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16830771]I wouldn't really call it stupid, but I always like to check if a server has sv_cheats on. If so, I give the server admin a friendly reminder to turn it off (ent_fire player ignite, impulse 203, kill *playernamehere*)[/QUOTE] Killing players forces them to disconnect.

+attack +left +forward That's what cool people do. :c00l:

choose heavy class walk near ammo cabinet +attack +left leave computer come back to find teammates amassed staring at you

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;16841573]I had some fun my server, kinda spamming Shake in the console, pissing of all 9 of red/blu snipers. I then banned for 10 minutes, left sv_cheats on, and told tthem to be nice. 1 minute later, I opt' out of my own ban, came back in, and BAM. Spy crabs ubering themselves. (Didnt know there was uber command. Musta been a script) noclippers bot spamming 11 yr olds who dont know why godmode was removed from commands People playing dirty crap. Animated porn sprays. The works. I joined spectator then 4 seconds later, everything stopped, (Except the spy crab drowning himself, and the idiot 11 yr old) My firend had a mod that allows playable spectators, Pretty much they look like the annoucer from the OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME comics, and I spawned on the 2 fort bridge. *Silence* player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) player was left the game. (dissconnect by user.) Only a rave guy, dead crab, and idiot kid (Who doesnt know I turned off cheats when I joined), where still there. This all happened this morning. [editline]07:29AM[/editline] Who exaclty, do you become a prop? I've seen a youtube vid of a spy acting as a sentry, but not a prop.[/QUOTE] There is a console command for that, and I shall not tell it to you. [editline]08:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=cerious;16850168]rcon sv_cheats 1 sm_cvar tf_scout_air_dash_count 2000 My friend can spawn objects around the map with some rcon command. He hasn't told me but I've seen him spawn the spires from badlands in spawn rooms.[/QUOTE] It's not rcon command, you can do it yourself with sv_Cheats 1 on.

Ent_remove and create_hairball or whatever.

sv_crash

Who remember's when l4d was in beta? Nearly every sever had sv_cheats. I had my mousewheel bound to spawning various infected. Every time the camera panned down to see the survivors, there would be a brand new kind of chaos, and lot's of times the player's already being dead. Not to mention walking around with "boom" and "fire" was awesome.

another thing I did was unbind all when I was in an important game :(

Sometimes when playing with my friends I use mat_wireframe 1. Hehu

Hi guys, I'm a stupidist, this is a new religion :Dawkins102:

''Killserver'' '''killvector'' :buddy:

alias switchspazz "lastinv; switchspazz" switchspazz Crashed :(

Tf64 [editline]10:41AM[/editline] [QUOTE=conman420;16857189]alias switchspazz "lastinv; switchspazz" switchspazz Crashed :([/QUOTE] alias switchspazz "lastinv; wait 3; switchspazz"

create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball Crash, what the hell is the point in the hairball?

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16857243]create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball create_hairball Crash, what the hell is the point in the hairball?[/QUOTE] creating huge lag :D

Ent_fire !self kill on our community server. I don't know why I did that, I knew what would happen.

alias win "+attack;wait 5+jump;wait 5;-jump;wait 5;+jump;wait 10;-jump;wait 5;+right;wait 30;-right;wait 5;+left;wait 60;-left;wait 5;+right;wait 30;-right;wait 5;+jump;wait 5;-jump;wait 5;-attack;wait 5;win" and then "win" in console

In tfc (sorry :P) someone said to type disco 1 in the console. I type VERY fast, so i didnt see that disco became disconnect and then 1 and then enter. :saddowns: i fell for it.