'Dancing with Eternity' - Who knew The Sniper could write? - Games

[QUOTE=minilandstan;32443618]Now all we need is an official TF2 novel.[/QUOTE] Lloyd Mundy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were spies in the battlements. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for minutes. His warnings to the pyro were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Lloyd was a snoipah for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the camper vans and he said to dad "Hmmm...Have a gander at this little beauty." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SPOIS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the 2fort base of the RED he knew there were spies. "huddah huddah huh" the radio crackered. "Huuuuddaaaaaaaaa!" So Lloyd gotted his jar of piss and went out of spawn. "gentlemen, I do believe HE GOING TO KILL US" said the spies "DERP DERP I WIL SHOT ENFORCAR" said the combat spy and he fired the bullet-missiles. Lloyd peed at him and tried to crit him up. But then the round ended and he was trapped in his spawn in humiliation mode and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the spies" he shouted Pyro puffed a flame at him and realised "Huh, dah. duh da da dah!" And then Lloyd was a Blu spy.

I seriously doubt that's actually Mr. Patrick Lowrie commenting on the reviews. But pretending it is fills my heart with joy

[QUOTE=mooman1080;32443640]I demand a sniper misc slot that replaces the bullets in sniper's front pocket with this book.[/QUOTE] NO. Even better. An All Class Book for every class with specific ways of using it. Scout: Secondary Throwable, acts like the Sandman's ball. Soldier: Taped to the back of his helmet. Pyro: Shredded and duct-taped to his chest. Demoman: Eye-Protector, duct-taped to his face. Heavy: Secondary throwable, Sandvich replacement/Sandman's ball. Engineer: Appears in his side-pouch. Medic: Hung from his belt, replaced his left pouch. Sniper: Appears in his chest pouch. Spy: Attached to his head/back, since the Heavy threw it at him. It would be the first item in the game to double as a Hat and a Weapon.

[QUOTE=HyperTails;32441172]According to one of the creator's comments, he might be working on an audioclip of his Sniper Voice reading the entire book. Now that I would pay for.[/QUOTE] My money. All of it, just all of it. No I don't need to eat.

[img]http://oi54.tinypic.com/16gwqxl.jpg[/img] New Taunt for Sniper.

Seriously though, is it any good? I was looking for a good new sci-fi book; and this might be my fix.

So when do we get lines in-game about how great the Sniper is at writing? "If ya had read my book that cart'd be goin the right way wankers!"

[QUOTE=richard9311;32447785]Seriously though, is it any good? I was looking for a good new sci-fi book; and this might be my fix.[/QUOTE] Use the Amazon Look Inside thingy.

Haha, those reviews are hilarious.

[quote=Soldier]5.0 out of 5 stars Maggots!, September 22, 2011 Having a book like this on my shelf is like having your cat at your funeral: it's not necessary, but it's nice! Why, every time I look up at this book and listen to that soothing Aussie's voice, my smile grows wider than the circumference on my bazooka! Anyone who doesn't listen to this book should be hung by their thumbs and beaten like a rented mule![/quote]

[QUOTE=The Calzone;32447985]So when do we get lines in-game about how great the Sniper is at writing? "If ya had read my book that cart'd be goin the right way wankers!"[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure we could make a few sound mods if his reading was ever created, but this is unlikely.