Forbidden Love (A TF2 story that is a great deal sexier than the previous two)
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[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;21069969]Let's get a dramatic reading of this so we can spam it on servers.[/QUOTE]
If only Morgan Freeman was hirable for unprofessional readings. :sigh:
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;21069969]Let's get a dramatic reading of this so we can spam it on servers.[/QUOTE]
If someone is actually willing to record themselves reading, I could probably make a story that focuses more on the gore and gets right into it. It would be better for mic spam.
[QUOTE=_Junkie_;21049881]Haha. oh wow.
This thread got me banned on the adult fanfiction section of TF2chan with the message:
"[B]Obvious troll. Go back to Facepunch."
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Oh hey I saw that last night.
You posted warface, they obviously aren't man enough.
Wait, straight and lesbian?
OH GOD PYRO AND ANNOUNCER. :suicide:
[QUOTE=_Junkie_;21033657]
“There have been reports last night that an engineer at Lumberyard discovered a BLU scout who had been raped and murdered brutally... A dead red soldier had also been found several yards away with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, although authorities are not yet certain if the two bodies are related.” [/QUOTE]
Wait, this is a battlefield, what do they care about some lame corpses? This took me out of the story from the beginning and made it pretty much impossible for me to get off to. B-minus.
Also, I'm intrigued by the idea of micspammable versions of these masterworks. I think I'll try my hand at one, but don't let that stop anyone else from having a go at it :q:
[QUOTE=mrbutts;21073285]Wait, this is a battlefield, what do they care about some lame corpses? This took me out of the story from the beginning and made it pretty much impossible for me to get off to. B-minus.
Also, I'm intrigued by the idea of micspammable versions of these masterworks. I think I'll try my hand at one, but don't let that stop anyone else from having a go at it :q:[/QUOTE]
Durp. It's a news station. And it wasn't a battlefield. It was just some Scout sitting alone who got raped :c
Now do The Tale of Scroty Mcboogerballs.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;21074521]Now do The Tale of Scroty Mcboogerballs.[/QUOTE]
This.
This Story+Microsoft Sam+Micspamming= PERMABAN!!
It was worth it, though.
I cringed
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OH GOD PYRO AND ANNOUNCER. :suicide:[/QUOTE]
Female Pyro tentacle rape. :v:
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Why thank you very much.
Here, have a thing!
[URL=http://www.zshare.net/audio/74459196d747000f/]Forbidden Luv.mp3 - 7.24MB[/URL]
Cons:
sometimes they are French
Pros:
In a girlvoice, lulls people into listening
[QUOTE=mrbutts;21092693]Here, have a thing!
[URL="http://www.zshare.net/audio/74459196d747000f/"]Forbidden Luv.mp3 - 7.24MB[/URL]
Cons:
sometimes they are French
Pros:
In a girlvoice, lulls people into listening[/QUOTE]
Oh wow that's awesome.
Very nice recording. The voice is very clear, there is no mumbling, and you gave your best shot at the accents. Yeah the Medic sounds a bit French, but who cares, it's still great. Thanks.
Yes! A new one. I hope it's as sick I hoped it would be...
*reading*
...That was pretty awesome. Not only did it bridge a gap between War Face and Engie's Table (therefore creating what can be a long, connected storyline of gay orgies) it was also quite funny. However, there was not the same disgusting [i]guro[/i]-like events that I had laughed at so much.
My recommendation for the next story, dear _Junkie_: Demoman and Sniper, lotsa blood.
you are a really good story teller junkie OOOOOO do pyro and spy! That would be awesome
[QUOTE=_Junkie_;21093137]Oh wow that's awesome.
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I want to do the Engy one too, I'll try to sound more like I'm in a phone sex commercial
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My reaction from this thread.
Edit...I flapped
[QUOTE=_Junkie_;21033657]-story-
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That's not a bullet :ssh:
[QUOTE=mrbutts;21108263]I want to do the Engy one too, I'll try to sound more like I'm in a phone sex commercial[/QUOTE]
Haha, you should also play some awful porno music faintly in the background.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;21050457]what goes through your mind as you write these?! good gravy, your stories are more disturbing then the probability of all the air in the world turning into wood.[/QUOTE]
hee hee, freakazoid
