• Pyro confirmed as a woman (seriously)
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Pyro = Scouts mum.
[QUOTE=CunningHam;20391034]I've always believed that the pyro started out as a man with minor jokes to being a girl (The purse) when TF2 came out, but then saw how much this excited the community, so they decided to make or at least hint to the pyro being a woman more and more, seeing all the things the community responded with, and eventually decided that the pyro is a woman (That they refer to "it" as "She" in interviews) or that its completely unknown and always will be, which is the way it should stay.[/QUOTE] Literally the only reason they hint at the Pyro being female is to troll the community
The pyro always has a mask on, and the spy says, "Good lord, you fight like a woman!" as a domination sound. Conspiracy?
[QUOTE=Altair13;20397430]The pyro always has a mask on, and the spy says, "Good lord, you fight like a woman!" as a domination sound. Conspiracy?[/QUOTE] More like late.
[QUOTE=Altair13;20397430]The pyro always has a mask on, and the spy says, "Good lord, you fight like a woman!" as a domination sound. Conspiracy?[/QUOTE] and the pyro says mnfhfmnafh! when the pyro dominates spy
I believe that in Meet the Pyro when he goes to take off his mask, either someone will break the camera or someone blows him into pieces.
The handbag can be explained by one of the TF2 team being queer. Or just plain odd *COUGHspyCOUGH*
[QUOTE=thisguy123;20397868]The handbag can be explained by one of the TF2 team being queer. Or just plain odd *COUGHspyCOUGH*[/QUOTE] Or, the scout's mum could have given it to the spy.
Or he is so manly that he needs to do unmanly things. Wait...
Ever read Intelligence Silliness? I think that's the one with the brilliant explanation to the Pyro's purse. Ah, Iggy.
He killed a little girl/woman, and stole the purse. :ms:
The purse belongs to the Announcer.
No no no. Pyro is an amoeba.
I can't wait for Meet the Pyro to end, and Pyro to take off his mask, only to reveal..... Toasty. Then a Big Daddy murders him.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;20389499]this is just to fuck with us more[/QUOTE] the only excuse you guys come up with
I think Meet The Pyro should end with it starting to take the mask off slowly, and when you can barely see it's chin, CUT TO THEME AND CREDITS Really, gender should just not be addressed and leave it up to the player to decide. That way no one loses.
[QUOTE=Altair13;20397430]The pyro always has a mask on, and the spy says, "Good lord, you fight like a woman!" as a domination sound. Conspiracy?[/QUOTE] When soldier dominates an engineer he says "Go back to Calgary, you cowerin' Canadian!" Engineer is Canadian.
[QUOTE=Billy99909;20405113]the only excuse you guys come up with[/QUOTE] the only examples you have are mainly valve fucking with the community :smug: Edit: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU it broke my automerge.
the pyro is a robot that hates people. That is why it always burns everyone. The pyro's team only survives because friendly fire is turned off.
[QUOTE=General Omega;20418450]the pyro is a robot that hates people. That is why it always burns everyone. The pyro's team only survives because friendly fire is turned off.[/QUOTE] When pyros spycheck they are actually trying to destroy their team.
[QUOTE=General Omega;20418450]the pyro is a robot that hates people. That is why it always burns everyone. The pyro's team only survives because friendly fire is turned off.[/QUOTE] HK-47 or Shale?
Mmmm... Pyro Unmasked. [IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/hl2gmod-20100224-0103111.png[/IMG_thumb]
Since we are on the subject of editing tf_english, how the hell do I keep it edited? It wont stay edited. Do I have to make a copy of it in the TF folder or something?
[QUOTE=latin_geek;20396340]I like the "child who burned/saw his house burn with his parents inside, getting scarred for life and having an addiction to burn everything" Pyro is a crazed man who thinks he's a child and has an addiction to fire. The goddamm propeler beanie is often related to child trauma/mental problems.[/QUOTE] This.
[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;20398387]Or he is so manly that he needs to do unmanly things. Wait...[/QUOTE] He's so manly, he goes around to the other side of the scale and is NOT manly.
[QUOTE=The man of "Wat";20421207]Since we are on the subject of editing tf_english, how the hell do I keep it edited? It wont stay edited. Do I have to make a copy of it in the TF folder or something?[/QUOTE] Every time there's an update that changes tf_english (like added weapons), you have to update it.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20427137]Every time there's an update that changes tf_english (like added weapons), you have to update it.[/QUOTE] No, I mean. If I go into the .gcf and edit it, as I dont have one in the tf folder, I save it, and go into my game, and it reset's itself. Its kind of annoying.
[QUOTE=The man of "Wat";20428414]No, I mean. If I go into the .gcf and edit it, as I dont have one in the tf folder, I save it, and go into my game, and it reset's itself. Its kind of annoying.[/QUOTE] You need to create the folders in your tf/ folder and save the file there. Saving it somewhere random won't help you at all.
Pyro is three ducks wearing a man suit.
[QUOTE=mars7a;20390995]I don't want the pyro to be a girl. I don't want the horny 14 year olds masturbation fantasies to come real. Even if the pyro is a spitter-ugly girl they still would get what they want.[/QUOTE] Dont destroy the players inocence by making it a girl. I would never look at it the same way... :'(
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