ITT We are all hats

[Ranter]

Hey guys I am a gatsby and I barely see people who have me :smug:

Look here
[url]http://tf2stats.net/hats/[/url]

[slashsnemesis]

Man I do not what WHAT I am sucking through this mask but MAN it is DELICIOUS.

[Jugador]

Ew, I smell like Sniper's hair.

Wait...

[Ian]

I am the biggest player EVER.

:smug:

[sp]Avatar.[/sp]

[piranhamatt2]

This is hats, rainbow makes me cry

[Jcorp]

Fuck, when will that goddamn pyro realise that I'm supposed to be put on his [I]hand[/I], not on his head :argh:

[bourgogne]

I'm some sharp teeth on a belt.

I'm a striped cap.

[Simski]

[img]http://www.tf2b.com/img/pyro_brainsucker.png[/img]
I feed on the intellect of the people that enjoy wearing me.
[sp]Take that, Brainslug fanboys![/sp]

[johnlmonkey]

Im a masters yellow belt, I used to be white but then something disgusting and horrible happened :saddowns:

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=Simski;24444217][IMG]http://www.tf2b.com/img/pyro_brainsucker.png[/IMG]
I feed on the intellect of the people that wear me.
[sp]TAKE THAT![/sp][/QUOTE]

*post about playing a pyro requiring no brain*

[kc22view2]

Batters Helmet. I take the hits like a Bullet Sponge.

[McNab]

Im the disembodied head of Max.

Why you ask? Because I'm expensive and badass. :c00lbert:

[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/171128-samandmax.jpg[/img]

[A B.A. Survivor]

[QUOTE=GetBent;24446421]*post about playing a pyro requiring no brain*[/QUOTE]
*TL;DR agreeing and talking about why pyro is stupid*
*gets 1000 boxes*

[Bot02]

[QUOTE=Mr MP;24438249]Hi, I'm Texas Slim Dome Shine! And I am a hat!!!
:smith:[B][URL="http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Texas_Slim%27s_Dome_Shine"]
[/URL][/B][/QUOTE]

I seriously don't get why people hate texas slim's dome shine. I'd be willing to trade my Tipplers Tricorne for one.

[JaxJesse315]

I used to be a hat, now I'm a beard.

:frown:

[xxfalconxx]

i am a tough guy's toque. i keep my heavy's head warm during the cold nights. in return, he gets the medic to sew up any holes i may have gotten during war.

my heavy's the best.

[SoulChicken]

[QUOTE=Bot02;24448263]I seriously don't get why people hate texas slim's dome shine. I'd be willing to trade my Tipplers Tricorne for one.[/QUOTE]

I crafted my Slim shine, and my Tricorne.

:smith:

[solid_jakeV2]

Hi I'm robin's ginormously high pillar of hats

You are all nothing

[BirdBro]

hi, i'm the Bad Thread Hat. I fit in really well here! :xd:

[Obernah!]

Hi im that parasite from alien swarm , did you ever hear of a guy named gibus?

[Adam_Roman]

I'm the Gatsby. I'm simple, but look pretty sharp.

[Holymackeral]

I'm ze goggles

I do nothing....

[SoulChicken]

[QUOTE=Holymackeral;24453373]I'm ze goggles

I do nothing....[/QUOTE]

Dohoho

[Minilandstan]

Im a bonk helmit.

Im look better than the batters helmit, but I don't do shit.

[Dachande]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;24453916]Im a bonk helmit.

Im look better than the batters helmit, but I don't do shit.[/QUOTE]

I am a brigade helmit.

I am awesome and and very helmit like. :v:

[Kalamadea]

I am the camera beard. I was once a hat, now I am a miscellaneous item. Such is life in 2fort.

[Duke Naz]

I wish I was a Vintage Tyrolean (I'd kill for one) but all I'll ever be is a whopee cap. ;~;

[Kalamadea]

[QUOTE=Duke Naz;24454739]I wish I was a Vintage Tyrolean (I'd kill for one) but all I'll ever be is a whopee cap. ;~;[/QUOTE]
At least you aren't a misc item. I'd kill to be a Ushanka.

[GetBent]

Hi, I'm the Scotsman's Stove Pipe. My dad, the Gibus, isn't looking so good nowadays :(

[Dachande]

[QUOTE=GetBent;24454886]Hi, I'm the Scotsman's Stove Pipe. My dad, the Gibus, isn't looking so good nowadays :([/QUOTE]

How cute.