In [b]Meet The Medic[/b]
It opens like a hospital drama as the medic is running patient to patient. More are arriving by the moment. The Heavy runs in shouting "MEDIC" repeatedly right behind the Medic. This annoys the Medic and he turns round and snaps "WHAT". The heavy smiles and says "Heal?". The medic pulls out his heal gun and begins healing the heavy.
Suddenely the wall explodes behind them and and army of BLU rush in. The Heavy fights them off with the medic healing him.The Heavy and Medic are surrounded by the enemy. The Heavy says "Do something". The Medic deploys the UBER and we have an epic scene as the two do some team fighting to some bad ass music. The UBER ends and they are sorrounded by angry BLU. The Heavy again says "DO SOMETHING" and the Medic replies "I'm a Doctor not a soldier"
"Well at least you are not Spy" cries Heavy.
He starts healing the Heavy. and then The Heavy h is killed, slow motion the heavy falls to the ground. The Medic watches in shock. Then he slowly turns his head up to look at BLU. His sadness turns to rage. Tint of red and he goes full on ape shit on the guy who did it. He hacks him in half and the other team is watching with their jaws dropped as he turns round and fills them with needles and hacks them to bits. The Medic falls to floor in a tearful rage over his heal targets body and the soldier puts his hand on his shoulder and says
"You deserve a medal"
And the Medic replies..
"Hes dead Jim"
Camera slowly pans out and we hear the Soldier say "Who's Jim?" *Pyro noise*
Then the famous ending to the "Meet The" videos play.
Yes I did a Star Trek reference.
Twice.
Ha ha Ha HA.
I has idea.
"Meet the Medic"
*Slow closeup of a door that says "Doctors Office" on it. The RED team is lined up at the door, scout at the end. Each class recieves a shot from the Medic.
Finnaly the Scouts turn has come. "I uh, don' know about dis dawk."
"I promizz you, it vill not hurt vun bit."
*Gives scout shot, he cringes and then recieves his bandage.
"That wasn' so bad!"
*Scout takes 4 steps then explodes in a mass of blood and guts, splattering Medic and every other class
Everyone has a look of shock and disbelief, starting with Demo, who is asleep, unaware of the blood he is covered in. Spy, who is staring at his hands in disbelief, Sniper, staring with one eye twitching, his glasses askew. Heavy looking normal as usual, Soldier facepalming, Pyro giggling to him/herself, and
Engineer wiping himself off, with a shocked look on his face.
*Medic is cleaning his glasses with his shirt, then puts them on, and breaks into a 30 second long laughter fit, and it ends with the ending flourish.
:buddy:
4 meet da pyro
so like we're at da end of meet the spy and they nigs getting stapped, then we cut to the blu soldier and hes like "so dats wut wud happen if the pyro wuddent there 4 us" then we cut to meet the spy but with a pyro in it and there all like "RED spy in teh base stealin our intels" so the pyro spychecks the place and he ice burns a spy that was the scout. so its the end of meet the pyro and he takes off his suit to reveal that he is samus so the pyro is a girl and then tf2 wins over 9000 game of the year awards.
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16918691]Here's a little Meet the Medic/Pyro idea. It's a dark night in the middle of a powercut in the BLU base, with Engie, Demoman, and Sniper huddled round a makeshift camp fire, telling scary stories, like Sniper's near-fatal encounter with the Chazwonga (a carnivorous 20ft kangaroo), Demoman's chilling tale of the Glasgow Ripper (jokingly claiming it was him all along), and Engie's story of the time he ventured into Witch's Cave as a kid.
All of a sudden, Medic stumbles in, white as a sheet, and claims that there's a monster in the base. Whilst describing it's features, he claimed it had a face darker than darkness, glossy eyes like bugs, and carried the smell of burning flesh along with it. Scattered throughout the descriptions, are sequences of the Pyro devastating the team, including Medic witnessing Heavy being burned to death, and Pyro cornering a BLU Spy with it's axe out.
But when Medic starts to speculate about whether it stole souls or not, a clunking is heard in the darkness. Demoman bravely walks forward, slurring death threats at whatever made the sound. Catching the fleeting glimpse of a shadow, he dashes towards it, and smashes his Bottle on it's head. A girlish scream is heard, and a few seconds later, the lights flicker back on, and Demoman's quarry is revealed. It was the Announcer, knocked out cold. Demo remarks that she isn't gonna be happy when she wakes up, to which Medic replies "You mean IF she wakes up...", and turns around to see Sniper and Engie missing, followed by a burning sound, and their agonised death screams. The lights go out again, the two remaining survivors cling to each other, and you see the Pyro, slowly walking towards them from behind, and as he fires his Flamer, the camera snaps to black, accompanied by burning sounds, and agonised death screams. And then the ending sequence plays as normal.
Then you see the Announcer waking up, rubbing her head, and coming face to face with the Pyro. Far from being frightened, she says in an exasperated tone "Did you really have to kill ALL of them?", to which Pyro replies "Muhuh", and lights her cigarette.[/QUOTE]
You should become a writer. :buddy:
[QUOTE=BJK;16921855]Is it not clear that in Meet the pyro, (s)he would take his/her mask off and the video would end?
There is no better way to ruin it than a straight answer. Valve will keep us hanging until the end of time, until we realize it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE]
This is whats going to happen at the end.
No matter what happens in the video, at the very end the camera will be pointed at his chest, the pyro will take off his mask and before the camera moves up enough to see his face the video will end.
[editline]02:25AM[/editline]
And then at the black screen you'll hear the pyro laughing.
The medic will go on an emotional rampage and leave the heavy because he is using sandviches to heal instead of letting ze übermensch heal him.
The pyro will burn things kthxbye.
Meet Mann Co.
You know you want to.
Meet the pyro:
'Hi!'
End title plays.
That would be really cruel of valve to do that.
[QUOTE=ddsn;16937743]You should become a writer. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
I really do have a writer's mind...
I want it to be more like this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B6KIfV1AS4[/media]
[editline]05:45AM[/editline]
What I mean is he is Mexican, and when he takes his mask off, you don't see his face.
i think this would be the best:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=532UiwXos8c[/media]
because the pyro's real character is still a secret.
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