Stuff that annoys you in TF2: ern is a faggot edition - Games

[QUOTE=t h e;34105573]But what if a highly experienced player joins a random server and doesn't know its filled with inexperienced players?[/QUOTE] He make his job without insulting everyone in sight like a bitch queen. Most of the ''real'' good players never speak in pubs they make what they have to do in silence and the only thing that came out is tips for inexperienced players.

Sigh, alright. Incoming language and capslock. Playing with some friends on a server we all go to, and my friend goes sniper. I was trying out combat engie. I was doing alright, but he'd kill me every time he tried. It eventually gets on my nerves, so I go rage scout to try and kill him a few times. Every time I see him, I get my fucking head blown out. I get up to him once with a friendly heavy. He jarates us both and tries to hit the heavy. I double jump around him, and he instantly kills me. He was facing the complete opposite direction from me. This happened 4 more times until I went double rage sniper. He headshots me about 5 times, then decides to jarate bushwacka me. I jarate him, pull out my bushwaka, and hit him. It makes the little meaty thwack sound you hear when you melee someone. HE TAKES 0 DAMAGE AND ONE HIT CRITS ME. HE SHOULD'VE MISSED BY A MILE BECAUSE HE WAS AIMING TO MY LEFT A SHIT TON AND HE HITS ME. Dammit valve, fix your hit detection. Related, I hate getting angry at a friend for a video game, because it pisses you off, but you dont want to be a jerk about it because he is your friend.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;34105608]Sigh, alright. Incoming language and capslock. Playing with some friends on a server we all go to, and my friend goes sniper. I was trying out combat engie. I was doing alright, but he'd kill me every time he tried. It eventually gets on my nerves, so I go rage scout to try and kill him a few times. Every time I see him, I get my fucking head blown out. I get up to him once with a friendly heavy. He jarates us both and tries to hit the heavy. I double jump around him, and he instantly kills me. He was facing the complete opposite direction from me. This happened 4 more times until I went double rage sniper. He headshots me about 5 times, then decides to jarate bushwacka me. I jarate him, pull out my bushwaka, and hit him. It makes the little meaty thwack sound you hear when you melee someone. HE TAKES 0 DAMAGE AND ONE HIT CRITS ME. HE SHOULD'VE MISSED BY A MILE BECAUSE HE WAS AIMING TO MY LEFT A SHIT TON AND HE HITS ME. Dammit valve, fix your hit detection. Related, I hate getting angry at a friend for a video game, because it pisses you off, but you dont want to be a jerk about it because he is your friend.[/QUOTE] Gaming with friends is hard, you should all be on the same team otherwise one of you feels angry at the other

[QUOTE=t h e;34105883]Gaming with friends is hard, you should all be on the same team otherwise one of you feels angry at the other[/QUOTE] Agreed.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;34105462]It has a bunch of definitions, but to me, it is when a highly experienced player joins a server filled with inexperienced players so that they constantly steamroll everyone without even breaking a sweat, and either A.) Boast about their "rad skillz" or B.) Don't say a word, as if they're taunting you with their silence.[/QUOTE] C.) Farming stranges [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=FuryBlitz;34105517][i]I dont always rocket jump but when i do[/i] [sp]Its a crocket[/sp] I swear more than half the time I rocket jump its a fucking crocket, same thing goes for sticking jumping.[/QUOTE] Whether it's a crocket or not doesn't matter as speed and self-damage are the same.

[QUOTE=Ond kaja;34106305]C.) Farming stranges [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] Whether it's a crocket or not doesn't matter as speed and self-damage are the same.[/QUOTE] Its still a waste of a crocket.

Scouts can pubstomp if there's less than 10 people, and there's two of them.

So the topic is pub-stomping, eh? Well, that's what I just got done dealing with. On Valve sea-1 Server (Seattle #1, Payload server), there were six people from the same clan (=ToS=, or something like that). Guess what they did? Of course, they all went on the same team and fucking roflstomped everyone into the ground about 10 rounds in a row, two maps in a row. If you don't know how Valve servers run, they change maps every 45 minutes. The only reason I stayed is it would occasionally mess the teams up a little, and when it finally was half way decent, I managed to catch up to all but one of them, who was a Spy. Now, pub spies are a special thing. They're either garbage or the guy on the top of the server by about 50 points because no one knows how to spy check and because [i]the spy shits points because every backstab counts as two points and they get points for sapping and destruction/[/i] So that's how I spent my evening. Eventually they all left and I had some good times on Gold Rush until the game crashed for the third time in the last 6 hours that I've played. Oh, edit: The most common pubstompers I come across are demomen with a kritz butt-medic. I fucking hate seeing the god damn taunting Demo that's Kritz'd with a domination on me in my kill cam.

[url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/B.M.O.C[/url]. ^^^^^ All of my rage. The problem you ask? [QUOTE]It could only be randomly obtained as a prize from the Great Gift Pile during the Steam Holiday Sale 2011, via crafting 7 Holiday Coal or completing achievements from the event. [/QUOTE] FUCK. this means it's gonna be just like the bills hat/max head/ and earbuds and get horded by the dozens and priced by the 20's in keys. smissmas was the most disappointing thing.

[QUOTE=Sneakman!*;34100597]Yeah the meaning of the phrase is really misinterpreted. Pressing alt+q+q in Warcraft II would close the game. It was used to tell the player to stop playing because they're bad or keep complaining or whatever. The two letters just happen to resemble crying eyes[/QUOTE] Yeah, Alt+Q - to the menu, another Alt+Q - to the desktop.

[QUOTE=Bazkip;34098424][img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648750222868241083/2B2F74782B2ADA80AE2A1D9A9E368D9B5891E8ED/[/img] I do not haw words for this :v:[/QUOTE] Watch out, he has strange pain train(!).

[QUOTE=emmens;34108192][url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/B.M.O.C[/url]. ^^^^^ All of my rage. The problem you ask? FUCK. this means it's gonna be just like the bills hat/max head/ and earbuds and get horded by the dozens and priced by the 20's in keys. smissmas was the most disappointing thing.[/QUOTE] If you want one, I'd suggest you just buy one now, since they're worth a little under a Bills Hat.

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;34109318]If you want one, I'd suggest you just buy one now, since they're worth a little under a Bills Hat.[/QUOTE] I've actually seen them go for 9 keys in certain places, which is why I'm hanging onto mine

Why..would somebody do this? [img]http://i.imgur.com/nwfuU.png[/img]

[IMG]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg210/scaled.php?server=210&filename=crfitsjasbhklwfgeuio.jpg&res=medium[/IMG] THE CRITS ARE AFTER ME!!!! Note:this is a comic about me raging how every time i try to kill something i get a crit to my face.

[QUOTE=Killajax;34113020]Why..would somebody do this? [img]http://i.imgur.com/nwfuU.png[/img][/QUOTE] Let us all take a moment in silence to remember a good nametag was murdered.

[QUOTE=Idzo;34113197][IMG]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg210/scaled.php?server=210&filename=crfitsjasbhklwfgeuio.jpg&res=medium[/IMG] THE CRITS ARE AFTER ME!!!! Note:this is a comic about me raging how every time i try to kill something i get a crit to my face.[/QUOTE] Crits aren't that bad. It's just bad luck. What I hate is slapping someone's shit two ways from Sunday just for them to get a crit and kill me when they have 4 health left.

Getting killed by any weapon thats been named something like LOL U MAD really makes me mad.

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;34113545]Getting killed by any weapon thats been named something like LOL U MAD really makes me mad.[/QUOTE] Sounds like it does it's job, then.

[QUOTE=Idzo;34113197][IMG]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg210/scaled.php?server=210&filename=crfitsjasbhklwfgeuio.jpg&res=medium[/IMG] THE CRITS ARE AFTER ME!!!! Note:this is a comic about me raging how every time i try to kill something i get a crit to my face.[/QUOTE] You can't kill anyone and they always get crits because your team lost.

It annoys me to no end when I join medieval server and the entire enemy team is demoknights, while mine is full of Snipers or (the horror) Spies.

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;34113565]Sound like it does it's job, then.[/QUOTE] Thats the worst part, I know that its meant to make me mad but then knowing that its working on me makes me even more mad.

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;34109318]If you want one, I'd suggest you just buy one now, since they're worth a little under a Bills Hat.[/QUOTE] I wish I had something worth a bills hat.

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;34113868]Thats the worst part, I know that its meant to make me mad but then knowing that its working on me makes me even more mad.[/QUOTE] Sounds like u frustrated.

Playing on FPUK server with a couple of guys, when suddenly this happens. [QUOTE=psyke;34117031][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0P3NL1rKH0[/media][/QUOTE]

Wait How did he not get covered in Jarate?

[i]Still[/i] no crafting recipes for the winter update weapons.

[QUOTE=Daakun;34123418][i]Still[/i] no crafting recipes for the winter update weapons.[/QUOTE] Vaaaaaallllllllvvvvvveeeeee

[QUOTE=Bazkip;34123288]Wait How did he not get covered in Jarate?[/QUOTE] RED cuntsman sniper in the background throws it.

It's kind of annoying how sometimes I can just flick the mouse to the side and hit an enemy dead on but sometimes when they're facing me I'll miss several times in a row.