Stuff that annoys you in TF2: ern is a faggot edition - Games

Getting some crits isn't absolutely game-changing. They're there for an 'oh, i wasnt expecting that' kinda little surprise that turns a heavy into a fine paint with a pistol that does 45 damage per bullet

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;34257076]Getting some crits isn't absolutely game-changing. They're there for an 'oh, i wasnt expecting that' kinda little surprise that turns a heavy into a fine paint with a pistol that does 45 damage per bullet[/QUOTE] I don't hate guaranteed crits, I just hate the random crits. You can still have that "oh, I wasn't expecting that" feeling when a Sniper gets an headshot on you, or an Ambassador Spy crits with his headshots. They deserved to get crits for that, not just a Heavy that's spraying the ammo of his Minigun around.

I try to not give a fuck about unusuals but if I am playing in a server where everybody has one I feel naked.

[QUOTE=Desuh;34257166]I try to not give a fuck about unusuals but if I am playing in a server where everybody has one I feel naked.[/QUOTE] I was in a game where a soldier on my team had a HOUWAR. I asked why he had a tumour on his head and he gave the humorous reply that 'i have brain :)' He oughta get some radiotherapy

God damnit my nose won't stop FUCKING RUNNING TF2 related because I can't play when I have to wipe it every 10 seconds.

There is nothing more fun than suddenly seeing 4-5 ennemies as a heavy in an open area , thinking "i'm fucked" only to destroy them with random critical hits. The other side of the storie might be less fun thought.

The feel when you get dominated by someone who only got a few assists on you, and maybe a lucky crit. Then they proceed to call you a noob, scrub, and a skilless pigdog. But that makes it feel even better when you dominate them after making them your main target of the round.

When my TF2 experience rollercoasters between having a horrible game where I can't get anything done and me facing a enemy team which I can destroy single handed. Neither of those are fun. I like the games where both teams fight neck-to-neck and the excitement builds up towards the end. They're awesome games. Not those where there's no fighting to be done. Will draw a picture later.

[QUOTE=Ern;34258064]The feel when you get dominated by someone who only got a few assists on you, and maybe a lucky crit. Then they proceed to call you a noob, scrub, and a skilless pigdog. But that makes it feel even better when you dominate them after making them your main target of the round.[/QUOTE] I really, really hate how you can be dominated by a medic who never fires even a single shot the entire round. And how people can get revenge via assists.

[QUOTE=DoctorQ;34244484]Gimme dat knife reskin. ..I mean, please?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.gamebanana.com/skins/73652[/url]

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;34257139]I don't hate guaranteed crits, I just hate the random crits. You can still have that "oh, I wasn't expecting that" feeling when a Sniper gets an headshot on you, or an Ambassador Spy crits with his headshots. They deserved to get crits for that, not just a Heavy that's spraying the ammo of his Minigun around.[/QUOTE] Sorry but no random critical hits and no bullet spread is just cutting the game to get very strict rules of gameplay when most classes get very crippled. [editline]17th January 2012[/editline] But I get your point of random crits out of fucking nowhere like a soldier arround the corner for example.

No bullet spread is stupid. It makes the scout and heavy horribly advantaged against projectile-based classes.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;34260365]No bullet spread is stupid. It makes the scout and heavy horribly advantaged against projectile-based classes.[/QUOTE] Sasha et al always have spread, for shotguns I believe nospread makes the pellets cover the same area but in a geometric pattern. PS: Projectiles have rather large hitbox, more than making up for it.

Heh, a perfectly accurate minigun would be a horrible thing to face.

[IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876689771516889/0BBC60E0BB78BDC0F950BB14FC1337CA2DCD4FBA/[/IMG] I hate those fucking waste of name tags.

This is only a minor thing, but it annoys me when a weapons stats are unfitting for the model. Like the frontier justice, it LOOKS like it should have a higher amount of accuracy at the cost of firing speed.

[QUOTE=Hatley;34261297]This is only a minor thing, but it annoys me when a weapons stats are unfitting for the model. Like the frontier justice, it LOOKS like it should have a higher amount of accuracy at the cost of firing speed.[/QUOTE] The Ambassador! Put two wheels on that thing and it's a cannon! (-15% damage done)

Jeez, you guys know nothing about ballistics. It's not like I do, but AFAIK bigger and longer barrel means better accuracy and lower kinetic energy transfered to bullet. Both Amby and Enforcer have surprisingly realistic properties, unlike, for example, Jarate or pill launcher that's designed to contain 6 pills...

[QUOTE=tepholman;34260916]Heh, a perfectly accurate minigun would be a horrible thing to face.[/QUOTE] Suddenly New minigun -60 per cent spread Minicrits under some retarded condition which never happens Situationnal downsides.

I raffled off a key, and some dude immediately added me when it was done and pretended he was the winner. Thankfully I always add the winner from the raffle page, and he didn't bother changing his name. On the brighter side, the guy who won the key was a bro and asked me what I wanted him to do with it. I told him to do whatever, and he opened a crate. He got a Strange Pistol, but he was looking for that.

[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/502452[/url] less annoying, more "why?"

[QUOTE=assistbyheal;34262374][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/502452[/url] less annoying, more "why?"[/QUOTE] Also, white painted Max Heads.

Team Spirit painted tossles.

Dark Salmon Injustice Texas Slime's Dome Shine

Waterlogged labcoat procedure masks.

X paint on Y item which already has X colours

Just got my uber to 95% on 2fort. In front of the spawn door healing people to get my ubercharge,so we can push off the attackers(They had sentries in our base).Soldier comes through the sniper platform and crockets me to bits. I raged. Also someone named his s. black box "dildo". Our community is so original and funny.

Requesting the comic where two heavies are on the 2fort bridge in an epic melee fight then a sniper takes one of them out and the last panel is the sniper making this "I dunno" face.

[url]http://store.steampowered.com/app/440[/url] the screenshots are not how the game looks, Valve give the game actual in-game screenshots

This is the absolutely the worst thing about TF2. I'm playing a good old map of plcpkoth_whatever and I see we have no pyros which would greatly benefit our push. I switch to pyro and after a couple of deaths we suddenly have 3. I switch to soldier to balance our team to get a better push... we soon enough have 3 soldiers. This happens far too often and it really annoys me.