Stuff that annoys you in TF2: ern is a faggot edition

[ottr]

I hate when you lag really hard and tell people you lag, they go "Sure.... Maybe it's your lack of skill?" and so on.

Not my fault my computer sucks :saddowns:

[Bazkip]

I guess this is something that they've fixed in prop hunt now, but when I was playing a year or so back if you were unlucky to end up with a large object it would completely obstruct your view and you would see shit all. I got a fucking huge shed which blocked everything, so I just aimlessly wandered around and parked myself somewhere, hoping for the best.

Turns out I was directly in front of the enemy spawn :v:

[GoldPlatinum]

So much hate in this thread, let francis eat it:

[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/335/8/e/L4D__Francis_Ate_Hate_by_wibblethefish.jpg[/IMG]

[Rawbutbull]

I hate it when DX80 causes some items to appear with fire texture around it.
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35377445/other%20stuff/9731e4309c35f60037e60fafacfc2cf6.png[/IMG]

Apparation's Aspect is my favourite Pyro misc and is the only item that has this bug right now. :(

[GoldPlatinum]

[QUOTE=Rawbutbull;34036915]I hate ([/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoldPlatinum;34036705

[url]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/335/8/e/L4D__Francis_Ate_Hate_by_wibblethefish.jpg[/QUOTE]
Fixed

[Japancakes]

[QUOTE=GoldPlatinum;34036993]Fixed[/QUOTE]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/2Q6is.png[/t]

Sure looks fixed to me.

[Average User]

I hate when a pyro comes over and airblasts you against a wall while you are ubered

[assistbyheal]

[QUOTE=Average User;34037113]I hate when a pyro comes over and airblasts you against a wall while you are ubered[/QUOTE]

thats what pyros should do with übered enemys

[ComputerGeek]

[IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/167/d/4/Brother_can_you_spare_a_health_by_Celestial298.jpg[/IMG]

[Flashcat]

[QUOTE=ComputerGeek;34037515][IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/167/d/4/Brother_can_you_spare_a_health_by_Celestial298.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

With an Equalizer you could've outrun the scout and snatch the health kit before him, but no you had to [I]crawl[/I] your way over there :v:

[GoldPlatinum]

PropHunt-
[IMG]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnsna7lt1m1qmp4f4o1_500.png[/IMG]

[BanthaFodder]

[IMG]http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z424/BanthaFodder95/angrydome.gif[/IMG]
THE ADVENTURES OF THE AVERAGE SPY.

sneak up behind Heavy.
knife rises into backstab position.
M1.
*snikt*
"AH!"
*-5*
Heavy does a 180 and cuts you in half with a minigun.

have perfect disguise.
look totally inconspicuous.
Pyro walks past you.
does a heel turn.
*FWOOSH*
insta-kill.

de-cloak in a different room.
sneak up behind Engie.
he doesn't turn around once.
it is physically impossible for him to know you are there unless he turns around.
ready backstab.
just before the knife comes down, he does a 180.
*crit-wrench*
insta-kill.
Engie turns back around, resumes staring at a wall.

approach Engie nest in a large crowd.
sap several buildings.
cloak and run.
every sapper is removed in .5 seconds by one Engie.
they shoot into empy space.
crit *insert weapon here*.
insta-kill.
this proceeds to happen every time you place a sapper on anything.

MEANWHILE, WHILE PLAYING ENGIE...
Spy approaches, places a sapper on Sentry.
finally remove it, Sentry is hanging on by a thread.
Spy backstabs you.
level 3 sentry takes 5 hours to turn around, fails to kill the Spy.
sapped.

MEANWHILE, BACK WITH SPY...
place sapper on sentry.
Engie removes it in .5 seconds.
sapper doesn't even make a dent in the sentry's health.
backstab the Engie after 5 glitchstabs.
sentry turns around at mach 10.
insta-kill.

enemy Medic healing enemy team.
show up disguised.
Medic starts healing you.
stops abruptly.
whips out saw.
*crit*
insta-kill.

cloaked.
sneak up behind enemy.
cloak runs out.
decloak as you are pressed firmly against their ass.
*BWWWEEEEEOOOUUUUUSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
they don't notice.
attempt a backstab that glitches through their back.
*snikt*
180, crit, insta-kill.

and now for one that's totally unrelated to Spys...
be a Medic.
enemy is pushing foward.
*MEDIC!!!*
teammate is deep in the red, an agressive marshmallow could kill him.
start healing.
said teammate instantly turns around and starts charging the enemy blitzkreig despite only being at around half health.
drags the defenseless Medic into said clustershart of a push.
dumbass patient dies instantly.
dumbass patient gets said Medic killed by a stray crocket.

[Drewsko]

I once played Prophunt and got a train model.

Suprisingly, I actually lasted to the end of the round. Guess hiding on a train track even though there's train props already there really works.

[Guitarplayer213]

[QUOTE=GoldPlatinum;34037590]PropHunt-
[IMG]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnsna7lt1m1qmp4f4o1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

FUCK, this happened to me last week. I get a bush, so I go and hide in a bush and blend in, you know? this other bush comes over to my spot and pushes me out and sits there. We push back and forth for the remainder of the setup, then I finally leave and find my own spot. Once there, I tell everyone in chat where he was. He deserved the fire.

[ComputerGeek]

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;34037586]With an Equalizer you could've outrun the scout and snatch the health kit before him, but no you had to [I]crawl[/I] your way over there :v:[/QUOTE]

It still does happen to me sometimes whether I do that or not. Gets real annoying with some F2P scout doing that :v:

[assistbyheal]

[QUOTE=ComputerGeek;34038172]It still does happen to me sometimes whether I do that or not. Gets real annoying with some F2P scout doing that :v:[/QUOTE]

Someone does something stupid
Must be F2P

[Ponzy]

[QUOTE=usaokay;34025529]I got about 20 or so trade requests from random people, which made me make this comic

[img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/210324816/max__s_head_by_usaokay-d3h7zo0.png[/img]

and now I just found out you can set the trade requests to friends only. Now I got three players asking for my Max's Head so far.[/QUOTE]

Look at my steam proflie :v:

[Ponzy]

rude

[reywilnc]

I hate when the enemy team is utter shit and each round is 2 minutes long

[Ern]

Don't you love servers that Auto-kick for cursing?

*Critted or something*
Me: "Holy fuck"
Server Bot: "Cursing is prohibited in our server, you have been warned"
Me: "Fuck this server."
[B]Banned[/B]

[Average User]

[QUOTE=Ern;34040552]Don't you love servers that Auto-kick for cursing?

*Critted or something*
Me: "Holy fuck"
Server Bot: "Cursing is prohibited in our server, you have been warned"
Me: "Fuck this server."
[B]Banned[/B][/QUOTE]
"We do not like when you curse in this M rated game, which has swearing in the dialogue."

[01271]

[QUOTE=Average User;34040941]"We do not like when you curse in this M rated game, which has swearing in the dialogue."[/QUOTE]

I once tried buying a wanga prick in a server.
I was banned for saying prick.

[slashsnemesis]

I don't even understand the deal with swearing. They're just words.

And if you're offended by words that someone is saying over the internet then you need to man the fuck up.

[Smartlord]

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;34041372]I don't even understand the deal with swearing. They're just words.

And if you're offended by words that someone is saying over the internet then you need to man the fuck up.[/QUOTE]
I think it's more of the fact that kids dib't want their mommies coming and hearing cursing coming from a game they're playing

At least, "because there are children playing this" is a very common (and stupid) justification for it

[Colour]

[QUOTE=lol user;34040218]rude[/QUOTE]

I look at your screenshots and wish I could run that, seriously.
I get so put off by 20~30 FPS that is just ruins the game sometimes.

[Totenkreuz]

[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/421773[/url]

This. This annoy's me more than anything. People are forcing ludicrous prices on those headcases, and once other owners see that shit they're going to follow ship.

[Ern]

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;34042673][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/421773[/url]

This. This annoy's me more than anything. People are forcing ludicrous prices on those headcases, and once other owners see that shit they're going to follow ship.[/QUOTE]

It's more annoying that everyone starts acting like "This man just set the price, 500 dollars is best offer"
Stop sucking his dick ffs

[Flashcat]

Playing Pyro, wanting to switch weapons

Stand still in spawn
AFK MANAGER - You will be kicked if you don't move in 15 seconds
AFK MANAGER - You will be kicked if you don't move in 10 seconds
AFK MANAGER - You will be kicked if you don't move in 5 seconds
AFK MANAGER - You will be kicked for being AFK for too long
Ok, weapons changed, let's do this and have so-- Fuck this.

I hate those servers.

[Cajun]

Headcases

ARE 20 BUDS

WHAT THE FUCK

[Lambda 217]

[QUOTE=Cajun;34044011]Headcases

ARE 20 BUDS

WHAT THE FUCK[/QUOTE]

If it wasn't promotional, you'd think that abomination would be the new Rather Festive Tree.