Stuff that annoys you in TF2: ern is a faggot edition - Games

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;34278771]So I go on an orange server after 2 years of not going back just for the hell of it. 2 sniper hackers, a crying kid begging them to stop, and a troll that keeps spamming HUE HUE HUE in the chat. Blacklisted them all. Mario kart and 4chan servers are better than those servers.[/QUOTE] Don't dis mariokart yo. Seriously 100% Crit mariokart is all i play. It's hilarious fun if you get good as soldier

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34284324]Don't dis mariokart yo. Seriously 100% Crit mariokart is all i play. It's hilarious fun if you get good as soldier[/QUOTE] that sounds incredibly boring

[QUOTE=ryfry99;34284504]that sounds incredibly boring[/QUOTE] Matchmaker once put me in an instarespawn 100% crit low grav modded speed server. It's an... interesting change from the regular flow of things but it's only fun for 5 minutes.

- Playing Demoman and wrecking face with the ScoRes - It's the final push for our team, Red has been trouncing us for most of the match but now we've got them to their second to last point - Getting perfect aim with my pipes, ScoRes area denial is making the enemy team think twice about even leaving their building - Hear a Heavy harassing my team to my right - Turn to go take him out - "AHM GONNA BE ALL OVER YA LIKE SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI. SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-" - hl2.exe has encountered an error and must close VALVE. SERIOUSLY. FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT. NOT EVEN FALLOUT 3 IS THIS BUGGY.

[QUOTE=DoctorQ;34284791]- Playing Demoman and wrecking face with the ScoRes - It's the final push for our team, Red has been trouncing us for most of the match but now we've got them to their second to last point - Getting perfect aim with my pipes, ScoRes area denial is making the enemy team think twice about even leaving their building - Hear a Heavy harassing my team to my right - Turn to go take him out - "AHM GONNA BE ALL OVER YA LIKE SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI. SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-" - hl2.exe has encountered an error and must close VALVE. SERIOUSLY. FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT. NOT EVEN FALLOUT 3 IS THIS BUGGY.[/QUOTE] FUCKING THIS. Leading my team to victory yesterday after a long and difficult battle at cp_gorge. Final point has like 3 sentries, me and another medic coordinate our ubers, get 2 awesome demomen, we know this is going to work. Pop uber, jump in front of sentries and-and-and-and-and. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I know the sandvich has a lot of fans, but I personally hate the thing. One of the most disheartening things for me is to try and boston bash a heavy to death only to have a random pyro ruin my plan right before the heavy is nearly down as the heavy pulls out the sandvich like a smug prick. I dodged all your damn bullets now you bleed to death like a man you wuss.

If they made it so a Heavy who threw a Sandvich couldn't pick it up himself for health I would be fine with it.

You know what I hate? Players that NEVER quit chasing you if they spot you as spy. (Pyros) Players that is too twitchy that shoots everything that moves when you are playing as a spy.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34284324]Don't dis mariokart yo. Seriously 100% Crit mariokart is all i play. It's hilarious fun if you get good as soldier[/QUOTE] Try enforcercicle spy. That owns everyone. EVERYONE

[QUOTE=thisguy123;34273545]Black box set (Hard counter)[/QUOTE] haha is this a joke? That set bonus is absolute trash and nobody uses it. [QUOTE=thisguy123;34273545]Spy with dead ringer (soft counter, makes stab 'n sap easier.)[/QUOTE] Engineers always have a huge advantage over spies assuming equal skill level. Also southern hospitality ruins cloak so use that if you want to destroy DR spies [QUOTE=thisguy123;34273545]Cow mangler (Disables buildings, sort of soft and hard)[/QUOTE] And in return can't do any damage to your buildings, eliminating a huge threat (spamming soldiers). Decent trade off here. I've legitimately never seen an engie's nest go down because of the cow mangler's alt fire for months. [QUOTE=thisguy123;34273545]Loch 'n load (soft counter, can two hit buildings)[/QUOTE] It's the exact same as the GL, extra damage isn't significant enough (stock GL two shots) and the extra speed really isn't as big of a deal as people make it out to be. Nice try though [QUOTE=thisguy123;34273545]Direct hit( Soft counter, can break our buildings faster than we can fix them... from long range.)[/QUOTE] On the one hand this is the first legitimate complaint you've listed. On the other hand it's been around for a while. Also wrangler: argument invalid. [QUOTE=thisguy123;34273545]Ubercharge (Soft counter, yet worse for us as we have little to no way of avoiding it)[/QUOTE] Are you serious? Part of the reason the ubercharge is around is because it wrecks sentries. You're gonna sit here and whine about ubers? [QUOTE=thisguy123;34273545]Demoman in general(You literally have no time to break those stickies before the demoman can detonate them.)[/QUOTE] See above, replace "ubercharge" and "ubers" with "demomen" and "demos" The pomson's uber drain mechanic is stupid and unnecessary. Fucking with the ubercharge metagame is never a good idea and the only weapons that should mess with ubercharge are the medic's weapons (kritz, quick fix, ubersaw, vitasaw). Drain on cloak is annoying and unnecessary (like I said, engies should have no problem with spies unless they're terrible) but balanced. The hitbox is huge and stupid. Also note the fact that your reasoning for keeping this broken weapon the way it is represents the same broken logic we see from whiny spy players who claim the enforcer and spycicle are the first nice things spy players have gotten in a sea of both direct and indirect nerfs tl;dr it's a dumb weapon and your post is terrible. t man sums up my feelings on this matter [QUOTE=t man;34274119]Thanks for reminding me why I lost all faith in this game's user base[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MILKE;34275973]Yesterday I gave away free items to a F2Per on a server I play on alot. A cool guy. Talks alot in chat and is being generally a good guy. I saw him playing alot of sniper so I gave him a Trophy Belt and a Villain's Veil for free He was pretty much speechless[/QUOTE] wasn't speechless just forgot how to type

People who completely fails to read server names and tags. It's kind of funny if someone complains that the map doesn't change on a 24/7 server, complains about trading/traders on a trade server (yes, really), whines about furries/pony fans on furry/pony servers and so on :v: But while kinda funny, this seems to happen more than it should.

[QUOTE=Jesp;34287716]People who completely fails to read server names and tags. It's kind of funny if someone complains that the map doesn't change on a 24/7 server, complains about trading/traders on a trade server (yes, really), whines about furries/pony fans on furry/pony servers and so on :v: But while kinda funny, this seems to happen more than it should.[/QUOTE] The micspam whiners are funny too. I often play on micspam servers and yet there is always a faggot who didn't read the MODT and complains about it.

Man, I hate it even more when I have a good team and they have no balls. When I say good, I mean they're decent F2Ps with a sense of what's going on. When I say no balls, I mean they're doing their job class wise, but the cart is strolling along while everyone else is having a GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PICNIC TWELVE MILES AWAY AND DERPING SAFIOHGSAFiujSAF(SA. Seriously just lost about three maps back to back because of teams like this. I need to find a better server.

Aye, Payload is the worst gamemode to be playing with bad players. On maps like Hightower with no straight path from RED to BLU spawn, they either ignore the cart or push it out of the way of the fighting then leave it.

[QUOTE=Jesp;34287716]People who completely fails to read server names and tags. It's kind of funny if someone complains that the map doesn't change on a 24/7 server, complains about trading/traders on a trade server (yes, really), whines about furries/pony fans on furry/pony servers and so on :v: But while kinda funny, this seems to happen more than it should.[/QUOTE] I was on a trade server once when a guy joined and started screaming over the mic (well, not screaming, but saying really loudly). What he was saying was, "GO PLAY THE GAME. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME. PLAY THE GAME. THIS ISN'T THE GAME, PLAY A FUCKING MATCH OR SOMETHING." About 4-5 people left and then he left. It was actually really funny and didn't annoy me at all. He even yelled at people about what they were trading.

Apparently I just annoyed a entire server by saying "Mannn Throw that X to the ground".

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;34273732]Medic doesn't go near Engineer's nest without being übercharged unless the other team is steamrolling, and the projectiles are slow and easilly dodged unless you ran straight at the Engineer disguised as a Sniper like a complete moron.[/QUOTE] Battle Engie. Narrow corridor. Bastard delayed my Kritzkrieg by like three seconds!!! NERF PLZ! (Seriously, he did throw off my timing, but it's nothing a couple of seconds could fix. I don't like a lot of weapons at once with penetrating effects tho, it makes the team spread out, teamplay difficult and especially the Medic's job harder - but I guess that's also a useful effect for the enemy team) [QUOTE=slashsnemesis;34278137]People who overdo the whole spycheck thing. I went over to one of my engineer brethren to help him build his dispenser and he proceeds to unload 6 shotgun shots at me then proceed to wrench me a couple times. All while I'm whacking his dispenser. I suppose I can't expect everyone to know all the spy symptoms perfectly. But if you're playing engineer, you better damn well know them, and know them good.[/QUOTE] Shooting them once usually does the trick for me. But then again I've never quite experienced something as extreme as you have. [QUOTE=Demon!;34277661]Well, technically every class should spycheck, the only ones that should go out of their way to do it though are Pyros.[/QUOTE] I love helping Engies with Spychecking :3 Too bad Spies focus way more on players and usually leave the sentries to the Demomen on my regular server. [QUOTE=LPG55;34282191]F2Ps, What is wong with you ?[/QUOTE] Seriously, how did F2P replace "noob"? Does buying an item make you more skillful? If it has nothing to do with money but with them being new, why not friggin call them newbies?

[QUOTE=tepholman;34287844]Aye, Payload is the worst gamemode to be playing with bad players. On maps like Hightower with no straight path from RED to BLU spawn, they either ignore the cart or push it out of the way of the fighting then leave it.[/QUOTE] Fucking this, I love to play PLR and I always have to remind my team to actually get the cart it usually gets to the point where I'm playing a class like Spy and I'm the only one pushing [editline]19th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;34288469]Seriously, how did F2P replace "noob"? Does buying an item make you more skillful? If it has nothing to do with money but with them being new, why not friggin call them newbies?[/QUOTE] F2P doesn't mean that they are a player with a F2P account, it refers to all the new players who joined after TF2 became free to play. it mostly refers to players who are new and lacked the common sense to read up on the games mechanics before playing, so they usually suck or try to use strategies from other games because they expect TF2 to be a lot like other shooters Even if you have a premium account you can be F2P, if you're new. Generally if you're a new player but you applied common sense and learned about the game before playing you won't be called F2P except by stupid players who use it as "noob" because they're angry you beat them (or at least that's how I think of the term, because I realize that not every new player is terrible or has a F2P account)

[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;34288469] Seriously, how did F2P replace "noob"? Does buying an item make you more skillful? If it has nothing to do with money but with them being new, why not friggin call them newbies?[/QUOTE] I expect from "noobs" to learn from their mistake, but I feel like a part of the F2Ps never learn, and that's why I don't call them "noob" (Also , being called a "noob" is never pleasant, while being F2P is a reality). How long can it take to see that the SMG do 8-11 damages per shot and that the weakest classes have 125 HP, meaning rushing with it won't work ? How long does it take to understand that when there already is 5 sniper, picking a 6th won't do any good? Here , have a picture. [IMG]http://uppix.net/d/0/d/a89116b2e8912a285f2019b9571b9.png[/IMG] The engineer would be something like "build a sentry near the spawn and don't move it for the entire game, also teleporters and dispencers are useless."

A noob is someone who refuses to learn because he/she is the BEST QUICKSCOPER EVAR!!. Often reacting to criticism like a deviantArt artist reacts to critiques to their art. There is no hope. A newbie is just new, but he can still learn and there's still hope. A F2P can be either of these. Or a skilled player, as someone who has been f2p from the Uber update has had some time to improve now. People using f2p as a general insult kind of annoy me, just to be on-topic :v:

It annoys me to see a skilled player without hats.

[QUOTE=tepholman;34287844]Aye, Payload is the worst gamemode to be playing with bad players. On maps like Hightower with no straight path from RED to BLU spawn, they either ignore the cart or push it out of the way of the fighting then leave it.[/QUOTE] On Offense: GET ON THE CART. THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BUILDINGS WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUSH THE CART PLEASE WE'RE GOING TO LOSE. NO, WHY DID YOU GO SNIPER? WE HAVE THREE YOU'RE NOT HELPING. On Defense: STOP THE CART. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE DON'T NEED A FOURTH SPY, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A MEDIC. If on A/D Control Points, see offense where people don't think getting on the point helps.

>Your map differs from the servers >Map I've never even heard of before

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;34290712]>Your map differs from the servers >Official map[/QUOTE] My case with this error.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;34289060]It annoys me to see a skilled player without hats.[/QUOTE] What, why? :v:

[QUOTE=Stoffy;34290850]What, why? :v:[/QUOTE] Because of the stereotype of 'good' players in my head is "Good hats-Good players, bad hats, bad players"

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;34290946]Because of the stereotype of 'good' players in my head is "Good hats-Good players, bad hats, bad players"[/QUOTE] Hey, Sweden is right next to Denmark. Tell me where you live so I can come smack that thought out of your head. No offense man, but that's just stupid. Hats are cool and all, but that doesn't mean that everyone want them and they don't change anything thing about the actual gameplay. (Except for set hats, but there's always downsides to those so people rarely uses them.)

[QUOTE=Stoffy;34290991]Hey, Sweden is right next to Denmark. Tell me where you live so I can come smack that thought out of your head. No offense man, but that's just stupid. Hats are cool and all, but that doesn't mean that everyone want them and they don't change anything thing about the actual gameplay. (Except for set hats, but there's always downsides to those so people rarely uses them.)[/QUOTE] Well, I know. But I just can't get it out of my head. [editline]19th January 2012[/editline] And a smack is not enough

[QUOTE=LPG55;34288993]I expect from "noobs" to learn from their mistake, but I feel like a part of the F2Ps never learn, and that's why I don't call them "noob" (Also , being called a "noob" is never pleasant, while being F2P is a reality). How long can it take to see that the SMG do 8-11 damages per shot and that the weakest classes have 125 HP, meaning rushing with it won't work ? How long does it take to understand that when there already is 5 sniper, picking a 6th won't do any good? Here , have a picture. [IMG]http://uppix.net/d/0/d/a89116b2e8912a285f2019b9571b9.png[/IMG] The engineer would be something like "build a sentry near the spawn and don't move it for the entire game, also teleporters and dispencers are useless."[/QUOTE] Oh man, I'm totally going to do this full scale on my TF2. Class mottos and stuff like that sound neat.