Stuff that annoys you in TF2: ern is a faggot edition - Games

[QUOTE=thenintendork;34317104]Indeed.[/QUOTE] I want you to know that you're a great person.

[QUOTE=Bazkip;34317664]I want you to know that you're a great person.[/QUOTE] I think that might be my last raffle, My first roused up some negative rep for me (I stated I was an atheist) and I guess I just like the cliche/trope of "It ends where it starts", in my case with a raffle that stirs some people up and gets me both positive and negative rep for my views and preferences.

Dammit man read your PMs.

I have a good friend who plays TF2 fairly frequently. I want to play with her, but she only plays on this one server that's pure and crashes my game so fucking fast ;_;

[QUOTE=Average User;34305828]*list* And some admins get their own boss with its own special ability[/QUOTE] I'll get the full list in a bit. So far I remember [B]Saxton Hale[/B] - Spook players [B]Christian Brutal Sniper[/B] - Make all players charge at him [B]Cuddly Heavy[/B] - Blind Players [B]Gabe Newell[/B] - "Valve Time', all actions are delayed by 4 seconds [B]Joker[/B] - Player's become mostly blind, may be forced to melee fight another player for their lives [B]Charmander[/B] - Anyone nearby is ignited. If anyone touches him at anytime, they are also ignited. [B]Wheatley[/B] - sentries are placed on the map and attack [B]Adminstrator[/B] - turn one player against the team and help her [B]Marilyn Manson[/B] - Makes players run away [B]Captain Falcon[/B] - Teleport to aim with a firey explosion, can be used over and over till it kills someone, then it must cooldown [B]Candy Man[/B] - Rockets rain from the sky, anyone killed by this respawns as a self-healing scout to aid Candy Man [B]Vagineer[/B] - Player's controls are flipped, sentries switch teams, and attacking him heals him [B]Headless Horseman .Jnr[/B] - Spook players [B]Female Pyro[/B] - Cause all players to zoom in on her chest and become stunned at them [B]Mario[/B] - Shoot fireballs [B]Dic Soupcan[/B] - Everyone becomes drunk [B]Painis Cupcake[/B] - Go on a eating frenzy [B]Twilight[/B] - Drain all ammo, uber, cloak, some weapons disabled [B]Pinkie[/B] - Random effect of any boss [B]Fluttershy[/B] - Gains a minigun for a short time [B]Rarity[/B] - Make all players slow down [B]Rainbow Dash[/B] - Can fly for a short time [B]Applejack[/B] - Shoot instakill pistol bullets every few moments [B]Trixie[/B] - Go invisible [B]Vinyl Scratch[/B] - Force all players to dance That should be most of them

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34318424]I'll get the full list in a bit. So far I remember [B]Saxton Hale[/B] - Spook players [B]Christian Brutal Sniper[/B] - Make all players charge at him [B]Cuddly Heavy[/B] - Blind Players [B]Gabe Newell[/B] - "Valve Time', all actions are delayed by 4 seconds [B]Joker[/B] - Player's become mostly blind, may be forced to melee fight another player for their lives [B]Wheatley[/B] - sentries are placed on the map and attack [B]Adminstrator[/B] - turn one player against the team and help her [B]Marilyn Manson[/B] - Makes players run away [B]Captain Falcon[/B] - Teleport to aim with a firey explosion, can be used over and over till it kills someone, then it must cooldown [B]Candy Man[/B] - Rockets rain from the sky, anyone killed by this respawns as a self-healing scout to aid Candy Man [B]Vagineer[/B] - Player's controls are flipped, sentries switch teams, and attacking him heals him [B]Headless Horseman .Jnr[/B] - Spook players [B]Female Pyro[/B] - Cause all players to zoom in on her chest and become stunned at them [B]Mario[/B] - Shoot fireballs [B]Dic Soupcan[/B] - Everyone becomes drunk [B]Painis Cupcake[/B] - Go on a eating frenzy [B]Twilight[/B] - Drain all ammo, uber, cloak, some weapons disabled [B]Pinkie[/B] - Random effect of any boss [B]Fluttershy[/B] - Gains a minigun for a short time [B]Rarity[/B] - Make all players slow down [B]Rainbow Dash[/B] - Can fly for a short time [B]Applejack[/B] - Shoot instakill pistol bullets every few moments [B]Trixie[/B] - Go invisible [B]Vinyl Scratch[/B] - Force all players to dance That should be most of them[/QUOTE] The CBS I play against gives him a bow with 100% damage increase and 150% firing rate increase. And Vagineer gets a 10 second ubercharge and disables sentries.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25270264/Links/FUCKYOURSHITUP.png[/img] Hello! I am here to [b]fuck your shit up.[/b] My beautifully organized backpack... diminished to [del]this[/del]. Fixed.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34318424]I'll get the full list in a bit. So far I remember [B]Saxton Hale[/B] - Spook players [B]Christian Brutal Sniper[/B] - Make all players charge at him [B]Cuddly Heavy[/B] - Blind Players [B]Gabe Newell[/B] - "Valve Time', all actions are delayed by 4 seconds [B]Joker[/B] - Player's become mostly blind, may be forced to melee fight another player for their lives [B]Charmander[/B] - Anyone nearby is ignited. If anyone touches him at anytime, they are also ignited. [B]Wheatley[/B] - sentries are placed on the map and attack [B]Adminstrator[/B] - turn one player against the team and help her [B]Marilyn Manson[/B] - Makes players run away [B]Captain Falcon[/B] - Teleport to aim with a firey explosion, can be used over and over till it kills someone, then it must cooldown [B]Candy Man[/B] - Rockets rain from the sky, anyone killed by this respawns as a self-healing scout to aid Candy Man [B]Vagineer[/B] - Player's controls are flipped, sentries switch teams, and attacking him heals him [B]Headless Horseman .Jnr[/B] - Spook players [B]Female Pyro[/B] - Cause all players to zoom in on her chest and become stunned at them [B]Mario[/B] - Shoot fireballs [B]Dic Soupcan[/B] - Everyone becomes drunk [B]Painis Cupcake[/B] - Go on a eating frenzy [B]Twilight[/B] - Drain all ammo, uber, cloak, some weapons disabled [B]Pinkie[/B] - Random effect of any boss [B]Fluttershy[/B] - Gains a minigun for a short time [B]Rarity[/B] - Make all players slow down [B]Rainbow Dash[/B] - Can fly for a short time [B]Applejack[/B] - Shoot instakill pistol bullets every few moments [B]Trixie[/B] - Go invisible [B]Vinyl Scratch[/B] - Force all players to dance That should be most of them[/QUOTE] those bosses sound fucking amazing (some pretty OP, but still good fun). fuck tha police, VSH isn't canon or anything, I have no problem in fighting Vagineer or Charmanderr or the Great and Powerful Trixie. Bosses are bosses.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34318424] [B]Female Pyro[/B] - Cause all players to zoom in on her chest and become stunned at them [/QUOTE] I love this one, always fun to freak out new players.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34318424]I'll get the full list in a bit. So far I remember [B]Saxton Hale[/B] - Spook players [B]Christian Brutal Sniper[/B] - Make all players charge at him [B]Cuddly Heavy[/B] - Blind Players [B]Gabe Newell[/B] - "Valve Time', all actions are delayed by 4 seconds [B]Joker[/B] - Player's become mostly blind, may be forced to melee fight another player for their lives [B]Charmander[/B] - Anyone nearby is ignited. If anyone touches him at anytime, they are also ignited. [B]Wheatley[/B] - sentries are placed on the map and attack [B]Adminstrator[/B] - turn one player against the team and help her [B]Marilyn Manson[/B] - Makes players run away [B]Captain Falcon[/B] - Teleport to aim with a firey explosion, can be used over and over till it kills someone, then it must cooldown [B]Candy Man[/B] - Rockets rain from the sky, anyone killed by this respawns as a self-healing scout to aid Candy Man [B]Vagineer[/B] - Player's controls are flipped, sentries switch teams, and attacking him heals him [B]Headless Horseman .Jnr[/B] - Spook players [B]Female Pyro[/B] - Cause all players to zoom in on her chest and become stunned at them [B]Mario[/B] - Shoot fireballs [B]Dic Soupcan[/B] - Everyone becomes drunk [B]Painis Cupcake[/B] - Go on a eating frenzy [B]Twilight[/B] - Drain all ammo, uber, cloak, some weapons disabled [B]Pinkie[/B] - Random effect of any boss [B]Fluttershy[/B] - Gains a minigun for a short time [B]Rarity[/B] - Make all players slow down [B]Rainbow Dash[/B] - Can fly for a short time [B]Applejack[/B] - Shoot instakill pistol bullets every few moments [B]Trixie[/B] - Go invisible [B]Vinyl Scratch[/B] - Force all players to dance That should be most of them[/QUOTE] And the Ip or name of one server playing this?

[QUOTE=Petachepas;34321082]And the Ip or name of one server playing this?[/QUOTE] 103.23.148.45:27065 Is a Australian server. The server is brony-friendly, so expect what you'd expect. Although you should very rarely see any pony bosses, the Applejack one being the most common out of them. Hell, if it's your thing, go have fun setting them on fire. The only time you'll see more of them is on Fridays, as players can vote for who they want, and ponies sometimes get through. Players with pony names or sprays might show up. And don't join just to yell at people for liking them, no one cares

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34321095]103.23.148.45:27065 Is a Australian server. If you are someone who doesn't like ponies, after you join (You'll have to leave and restart tf2 for any custom models to work), delete the pony models and sounds, then turn off download custom content. Fixed.[/QUOTE] Exactly what I did. I'd rather fight error messages. :v:

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34321095]103.23.148.45:27065 Is a Australian server. The server is brony-friendly, so expect what you'd expect. Although you should very rarely see any pony bosses, the Applejack one being the most common out of them. Hell, if it's your thing, go have fun setting them on fire. The only time you'll see more of them is on Fridays, as players can vote for who they want, and ponies sometimes get through. Players with pony names or sprays might show up. And don't join just to yell at people for liking them, no one cares[/QUOTE] I don´t mind fighting ponies. Any other hater reaction is kinda childish :v: Also, how can I search a server by its IP?

[QUOTE=Petachepas;34321199]I don´t mind fighting ponies. Any other hater reaction is kinda childish :v: Also, how can I search a server by its IP?[/QUOTE] Click Add A Server in the browser, and put the IP in. 103.23.148.45:27065 The name of the server should be Ozzy Furocity AU #6 - 24/7 Saxton Hale [HLstatsX|Alltalk|Votes] If you like the server, all yours, if you don't like it, well that's your problem. Don't worry about the HL stats thing, it's never used

While we're at the VSH topic. If there's one thing that annoys the hell out of me, its when I'm Saxton and I gotta fight an engie with the short circut. Fucking thing stuns me forever and when I use my rage on them they just complain about me being a noob :(

[img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6487/thismakesmesad.png[/img] This annoys me. Only EIGHT skins for the crossbow. And there are THREE FUCKING PONY SKINS. The rest I can deal with, but... THREE? Please, somebody give us a good crossbow skin...

[QUOTE=Rawbutbull;34321437]While we're at the VSH topic. If there's one thing that annoys the hell out of me, its when I'm Saxton and I gotta fight an engie with the short circut. Fucking thing stuns me forever and when I use my rage on them they just complain about me being a noob :([/QUOTE] Annoys me how some people will call you cheap if you use your rage on the last person when you're almost dead. Not my fault the pyro has a huge damage bonus and filled the rage up

[QUOTE=LPG55;34288993]I expect from "noobs" to learn from their mistake, but I feel like a part of the F2Ps never learn, and that's why I don't call them "noob" (Also , being called a "noob" is never pleasant, while being F2P is a reality). How long can it take to see that the SMG do 8-11 damages per shot and that the weakest classes have 125 HP, meaning rushing with it won't work ? How long does it take to understand that when there already is 5 sniper, picking a 6th won't do any good?[/QUOTE] Isn't it normal for new players to try a playstyle they're already used to? Especially if in virtually any other FPS virtually any machinegun can take down an enemy in a couple of well-placed shots? Took me a while to not aim for the head anymore in TF2 (except when playing Sniper). I mean I excuse them for skipping the tutorial, but when I played for the first time without any tutorial whatsoever, and I didn't want to read pages after pages before even knowing if the game is worth it, I was immediately overwhelmed by all the different classes and thought [quote]"Oh god please let me start with something [i]normal[/i], like, like... oh, hey "Soldier" sounds normal. Or maybe Demoman. Blowing stuff up sounds like something I could do"[/quote] I must have looked like an idiot trying out the grenade launcher to see what it does and hurting myself in the process. A lot of stuff is obvious for veterans, like team composition. In other games like Counter-Strike, it doesn't really matter what class you pick and teamwork consists of "thanks for shooting that guy that was about to shoot me". And it's also not stuff you read in tutorials. I seriously don't mind newbies as long as they're open to learning (and most do it via Learning By Doing. It's what I do with almost every new game and application). A lot of veterans aren't exactly be best teachers either. "wtf 7 snipers" isn't going to tell a newbie much. Requesting some people, by name if necessary, to change classes because the team has too many snipers and not enough Heavies, Demos or Medics makes more sense and doesn't leave them with confusion and a strange sense of responsibility/expectations when deciding on a new class. It's not just optimistic garbage either. I remember several LoL matches (a game with a much more terrible community as you may or may not know) in which people would already bitch before the game at others for picking classes that don't go with the rest of the team or something. Once I literally just said "Guys, we really can't use a quarrel already" (they were throwing terrible insults at each other, "omg ur a fag" and everything) and they fucking [i]apologized on their own[/i] and continued [i]to help each other out by teaming up in the same part of the map.[/i] I regained faith in humanity that day.

ok, i´m having problems finding the "add server" button. Help =(

Go to the favourites tab and right-click.

[QUOTE=little.sparrow;34321449][img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6487/thismakesmesad.png[/img] This annoys me. Only EIGHT skins for the crossbow. And there are THREE FUCKING PONY SKINS. The rest I can deal with, but... THREE? Please, somebody give us a good crossbow skin...[/QUOTE] i always thought some form of syringe rifle would be good as a crossbow skin, or spear type gun

[QUOTE=little.sparrow;34321449][img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6487/thismakesmesad.png[/img] This annoys me. Only EIGHT skins for the crossbow. And there are THREE FUCKING PONY SKINS. The rest I can deal with, but... THREE? Please, somebody give us a good crossbow skin...[/QUOTE] There's not even a point to put them on Gamebanana, there is a separate for TF2 pony skins AFAIK, so why do people still post them on GB?

[QUOTE=GLH;34323172]There's not even a point to put them on Gamebanana, there is a separate for TF2 pony skins AFAIK, so why do people still post them on GB?[/QUOTE] It's got some really bad rep for us non-diluted pony fans, most of the skins are just recolors and copypasta. Plus, not all of know about it.

Bought 8 keys, unlocked stranges, was feeling disappointed, but then I used my 3 remaining keys on Medic crates. I got 3 Medic Mirrors. :suicide:

[QUOTE=TCB;34324426]Bought 8 keys, unlocked stranges, was feeling disappointed, but then I used my 3 remaining keys on Medic crates. I got 3 Medic Mirrors. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Whats with the suicide? Can't you trade that away for some cool stuff?

I've been testing Spy-cicle for myself today, and I love it. BUT, it really needs a downside, it's just too good. And it annoys me when its defenders say that Amputator is a complete upgrade too. Well, you can't murder half of the other team with Amputator without being detected and you don't have 2 second Pyro immunity, comparing these two makes no sense. Removing the silent killer attribute or the 2 second fire immunity with knife still melting would make it more balanced in my opinion.

The Amputator is a complete upgrade. It has a advantage from the Bonesaw and no downside.

I never said it wasn't. But Medic melee has much less impact on the game than Spy's knife. They just shouldn't be compared is what I mean.

[QUOTE=GLH;34323172]There's not even a point to put them on Gamebanana, there is a separate for TF2 pony skins AFAIK, so why do people still post them on GB?[/QUOTE] Why should they be only limited to one site? It's not like they're the [I]only[/I] one's to make mods related to their fandom, there's plenty of stuff like that on GameBanana.

[QUOTE=tepholman;34325408]The Amputator is a complete upgrade. It has a advantage from the Bonesaw and no downside.[/QUOTE] the downside is it's neither the ubersaw nor the vitasaw