Stuff that annoys you in TF2: ern is a faggot edition - Games

[QUOTE=Average User;34040941]"We do not like when you curse in this M rated game, which has swearing in the dialogue."[/QUOTE] I don't think they use any serious swears in the dialogue.

I say thanks to the people I murder with my Übersaw.

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;34051017]I say thanks to the people I murder with my Übersaw.[/QUOTE] I say thanks compulsively. All the time. Standing next to a dispenser? Thanks. Enemy sniper missed me? Thanks. Staring down enemy through the gate? Thanks.

^I don't have that much trouble with my max head...Oh god why did I just tell everyone I got a max head :v: [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=usaokay;34025529]I got about 20 or so trade requests from random people, which made me make this comic [img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/210324816/max__s_head_by_usaokay-d3h7zo0.png[/img] and now I just found out you can set the trade requests to friends only. Now I got three players asking for my Max's Head so far.[/QUOTE] automerge

[QUOTE=TheMooseIsLoose;34051796]^I don't have that much trouble with my max head...Oh god why did I just tell everyone I got a max head :v:[/QUOTE] Don't worry. Your Max's Head is safe here on Facepunch. We're not a community of greedy, money-grubbing trade machines. We're fairly even when it comes to opinions on the "economy".

[QUOTE=Stoffy;34051905]Don't worry. Your Max's Head is safe here on Facepunch. We're not a community of greedy, money-grubbing trade machines. We're fairly even when it comes to opinions on the "economy".[/QUOTE] gib hat pl0x >.> i pay 2 ellis hat its good deel turst meXDDD

Playing Huntsman Sniper in VS Saxton Hale server and 5 players are alive from 21: >Saxton Hale saw me and charges after me on stairs >I taunt with huntsman and stab him >Saxton Hale dies. :v:

Speed hacks shouldn't exist anymore, something should measure someone's speed. If a person isn't affected by explosions and knockbacks, it should measure their speed and see they're moving too fast.

[QUOTE=KenjiKusanagi;34054079]Playing Huntsman Sniper in VS Saxton Hale server and 5 players are alive from 21: >Saxton Hale saw me and charges after me on stairs >I taunt with huntsman and stab him >Saxton Hale dies. :v:[/QUOTE] You gotta love it when some random scout throws a ball at your huntlocked Saxton and he breaks loose from it. Or Demoman uses stickies under his feet. OR A FRICKING SOLDIER STEALING YOUR KILL [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nee4AIYcoI0[/MEDIA]

[QUOTE=Rawbutbull;34054594]You gotta love it when some random scout throws a ball at your huntlocked Saxton and he breaks loose from it. Or Demoman uses stickies under his feet. OR A FRICKING SOLDIER STEALING YOUR KILL [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nee4AIYcoI0[/MEDIA][/QUOTE] and that's what exactly happened.

Just got a "hl2.exe has stopped working" crash for the fourth time today. Fuck it i'm done with tf2 for a while.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VzS5f.png[/img] Why does this matter for so many people?

I hate flat-out dickheads. Just. The people in general. I was on dm_store, just trying to screw around a bit with some of the regulars when one of the opposing people on RED, starts gunning me down as Soldier. I roll Scout and proceed to fight back, and we're pretty equal in terms of skill. I'm guessing he got mad that he wasn't winning because soon after, he switched to Heavy. Oh but not just Heavy. A Heavy pocketed by a Medic. Against a Scout. On dm_store. Oh but it gets better. Despite he went a little overboard with trying to counter me, which is understandable, he then decided to use the laugh taunt after every kill, and eventually, I got fed up with it. So I went Sniper. I got revenge. So he went sniper. With a medic. I switched to Scout because I don't aimbot regularly in sniper duels and he goes back to being pocketed by a Medic as Heavy. I FINALLY almost got revenge when it turns out he was overhealed, ran in spawn, switched to Sniper, and headshot me. He laughed at me. And just to throw piss on the wound. "Penisnose" has left the game. I asked myself so many questions. Why would he need a pocket medic just to fight a mediocre Scout? Why would he need to counter everything I did? Why would he laugh after every kill? But why, why oh WHY did he have to disconnect after dominating me. The feeling of being unable to get that sweet revenge just bugged the living crap out of me. I know its kinda childish to get so obsessed with revenge, but hey, Im just one of those people.

[QUOTE=Jazz;34059693]I hate flat-out dickheads. Just. The people in general. I was on dm_store, just trying to screw around a bit with some of the regulars when one of the opposing people on RED, starts gunning me down as Soldier. I roll Scout and proceed to fight back, and we're pretty equal in terms of skill. I'm guessing he got mad that he wasn't winning because soon after, he switched to Heavy. Oh but not just Heavy. A Heavy pocketed by a Medic. Against a Scout. On dm_store. Oh but it gets better. Despite he went a little overboard with trying to counter me, which is understandable, he then decided to use the laugh taunt after every kill, and eventually, I got fed up with it. So I went Sniper. I got revenge. So he went sniper. With a medic. I switched to Scout because I don't aimbot regularly in sniper duels and he goes back to being pocketed by a Medic as Heavy. I FINALLY almost got revenge when it turns out he was overhealed, ran in spawn, switched to Sniper, and headshot me. He laughed at me. And just to throw piss on the wound. "Penisnose" has left the game. I asked myself so many questions. Why would he need a pocket medic just to fight a mediocre Scout? Why would he need to counter everything I did? Why would he laugh after every kill? But why, why oh WHY did he have to disconnect after dominating me. The feeling of being unable to get that sweet revenge just bugged the living crap out of me. I know its kinda childish to get so obsessed with revenge, but hey, Im just one of those people.[/QUOTE] Similar, and more relatable: 1. Dominate Engineer as a Spy, wreck all his shit 2. Engineer goes Pyro, and devotes ALL his time to get revenge on you. 3. You get your shit slapped and he taunts after every kill. 5. He goes back to Engineer. All my Rage.

[QUOTE=Jazz;34059693]I hate flat-out dickheads. Just. The people in general. I was on dm_store, just trying to screw around a bit with some of the regulars when one of the opposing people on RED, starts gunning me down as Soldier. I roll Scout and proceed to fight back, and we're pretty equal in terms of skill. I'm guessing he got mad that he wasn't winning because soon after, he switched to Heavy. Oh but not just Heavy. A Heavy pocketed by a Medic. Against a Scout. On dm_store. Oh but it gets better. Despite he went a little overboard with trying to counter me, which is understandable, he then decided to use the laugh taunt after every kill, and eventually, I got fed up with it. So I went Sniper. I got revenge. So he went sniper. With a medic. I switched to Scout because I don't aimbot regularly in sniper duels and he goes back to being pocketed by a Medic as Heavy. I FINALLY almost got revenge when it turns out he was overhealed, ran in spawn, switched to Sniper, and headshot me. He laughed at me. And just to throw piss on the wound. "Penisnose" has left the game. I asked myself so many questions. Why would he need a pocket medic just to fight a mediocre Scout? Why would he need to counter everything I did? Why would he laugh after every kill? But why, why oh WHY did he have to disconnect after dominating me. The feeling of being unable to get that sweet revenge just bugged the living crap out of me. I know its kinda childish to get so obsessed with revenge, but hey, Im just one of those people.[/QUOTE] I had some guy go "LOLFAG" at me every time he killed me, and all because I taunted him for an achievement.

I don't get people who get upset over taunts. I've said it before, to me a TF2 taunt is like a playful poke at the very most, not some kind of terrible insult about your mother. Of course, it's obvious when someone MEANS a laugh taunt as an insult but still. I've actually been BANNED for taunting an admin for an achievement once. "Admin disrespect" But then again I've been banned for "[b]being an autism[/b]" just because I had a Pokémon icon as well :v:

"Being an autism?" Wat.

[QUOTE=Jesp;34060043]"[b]being an autism[/b]"[/QUOTE] "I must ban the autism." "No Jesp you are the autism." And then Jesp googled cats.

It has puzzled me to this very day. I didn't know if I should laugh or feel bad for the admin and his intelligence. I bet we could have a pretty huge thread with dumb ban reasons like the one in the gmod section. [QUOTE=yellowoboe;34060080]"I must ban the autism." "No Jesp you are the autism." And then Jesp googled cats.[/QUOTE] This was funnier than it should be :v:

[QUOTE=Jesp;34060118]It has puzzled me to this very day. I didn't know if I should laugh or feel bad for the admin and his intelligence. I bet we could have a pretty huge thread with dumb ban reasons like the one in the gmod section. This was funnier than it should be :v:[/QUOTE] I remember somebody saying that.. did it happen to be in GMod?

Old image I made for the Epiphany Heavy thread ages ago... [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/la3qp.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;34051714]I say thanks compulsively. All the time. Standing next to a dispenser? Thanks. Enemy sniper missed me? Thanks. Staring down enemy through the gate? Thanks.[/QUOTE] I have a "Nice shot!" binded to a key. It does both voice command and texts it in team chat. I also say "Nice shot, you bastard" or something like that when enemy gets me skillfully.

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;34060244]I remember somebody saying that.. did it happen to be in GMod?[/QUOTE] The ban actually happened on a gmod server, I posted it in the gmod section thread too :v: And I hate those who spend more time complaining than playing. Very, very evident when a wild MLP avatar appears on certain servers, as people seem to start complaining and ranting as opposed to building uber and you know, playing. And I am also a thank-a-holic. I have it bound to one of my extra mouse buttons, in fact.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;34060080]"I must ban the autism." "No Jesp you are the autism." And then Jesp googled cats.[/QUOTE] I once played a round with a guy on my team named "AUTISM DESTROYER". I thanked him for wanting to make the world a better, more livable place for those with autism. He typed in chat whenever he killed someone that was an engineer about how they shouldn't play Minecraft to fuel their fire for obsessively building things and we all hoped that one day he would find the cure and reason behind the autism spectrum. I wish I was lying, almost. It was absolutely hilarious.

[QUOTE=Xyrofen;34060386]I once played a round with a guy on my team named "AUTISM DESTROYER". I thanked him for wanting to make the world a better, more livable place for those with autism. He typed in chat whenever he killed someone that was an engineer about how they shouldn't play Minecraft to fuel their fire for obsessively building things and we all hoped that one day he would find the cure and reason behind the autism spectrum. I wish I was lying, almost. It was absolutely hilarious.[/QUOTE] See, that is hilarious as opposed to the kids using autism/autist/sperg as a 2012 version of "fag" - a catch-all insult for anyone that's better at them at something or they in some way don't like.

[QUOTE=Jesp;34060445]See, that is hilarious as opposed to the kids using autism/autist/sperg as a 2012 version of "fag" - a catch-all insult for anyone that's better at them at something or they in some way don't like.[/QUOTE] lol u aotist

[QUOTE=Tarmaa;34060251]Old image I made for the Epiphany Heavy thread ages ago... [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/la3qp.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I remember that thread. Could I have the original image please?

Speaking of autism, I played with a guy called AUTISM DAD.

[QUOTE=MaroonMak;34059672][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VzS5f.png[/img] Why does this matter for so many people?[/QUOTE] Because bodyshotting is piss easy and cheap way of getting kills as an already cheap class, but it's understandable against Scouts. Those spastic gremlins move so much aiming for headshot would be waste of time usually. But I hate being killed by bodyshots when I'm playing a slower class, like Soldier or Heavy, and Machina makes it easier than ever.

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;34061048]Because bodyshotting is piss easy and cheap way of getting kills as an already cheap class, but it's understandable against Scouts. Those spastic gremlins move so much aiming for headshot would be waste of time usually. But I hate being killed by bodyshots when I'm playing a slower class, like Soldier or Heavy, and Machina makes it easier than ever.[/QUOTE] There are a lot of 'cheap'er things in the game, especially when a bodyshot doesn't do that much damage unless fully charged, Machina especially, and even then it can't kill a Soldier or Heavy with one shot. A Sniper who actually charges his shot to do enough damage to kill someone with a bodyshot when he can't safely get the headshot is pretty much doing his job as intended.