Fan-Made Engineer Update - Games

"Grrrr this guy went out of his way to make a fake update working hard on modeling and designing just to entertain us but some of his ideas weren't perfect the way I wanted them even though they won't ever be implemented in the game. And the fact that he mentions a previous fake update that he also worked hard on just to entertain people just pisses me off for some reason!!!1"

People are just jealous. :v:

That new gamemode looks sparkly.

VALVe Needs to hire this guy :P

OK, now we [i]know[/i] it's not a hidden official update. VALVe aren't silly enough to implement chickens in their game...

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;21137082]OK, now we [i]know[/i] it's not a hidden official update. VALVe aren't silly enough to implement chickens in their game...[/QUOTE] Jarate. :v:

[QUOTE=theguydude;21136126]"Grrrr this guy went out of his way to make a fake update working hard on modeling and designing just to entertain us but some of his ideas weren't perfect the way I wanted them even though they won't ever be implemented in the game. And the fact that he mentions a previous fake update that he also worked hard on just to entertain people just pisses me off for some reason!!!1"[/QUOTE] I don't care if he mentions the other update like once. The little dog schematic would have been fine, but it was just everywhere you looked and the ideas weren't that brilliant. It could have been a lot better is all I'm saying. [editline]07:57PM[/editline] I'm allowed to dislike something.

Chicken cannon? Oh for the love of, he had all these awesome ideas until that one...

Spy needs to charge his camera =<

This guy should get hired by Valve. Seriously.

I really wish it worked for me GODDAMMIT I'VE TRIED 4 BROWSERS NOW WORK DAMMIT WORK

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;21137681]This guy should get hired by Valve. Seriously.[/QUOTE] Of course ! *French high-five*

[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;21137727]I really wish it worked for me GODDAMMIT I'VE TRIED 4 BROWSERS NOW WORK DAMMIT WORK[/QUOTE] [url]http://i41.tinypic.com/21bjes6.png[/url] [editline]07:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jamsponge;21137082]OK, now we [i]know[/i] it's not a hidden official update. VALVe aren't silly enough to implement chickens in their game...[/QUOTE] That was the idea.... :D *coughjaratecough cof cof*

If the chicken cannon gets implemented I'll main the Engy forever.

[QUOTE=Jumento MD;21137989][url]http://i41.tinypic.com/21bjes6.png[/url] [editline]07:29AM[/editline] That was the idea.... :D *coughjaratecough cof cof*[/QUOTE] cs_italy

I'm guessing he went out on a joke one. would of been better if that was the last on April 1st. i guess its how it got timed. Eggs would be a funny jarate replacement. Big egg tho.... maybe ostrich but that would kill a man to be hit by.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;21137681]This guy should get hired by Valve. Seriously.[/QUOTE] Only for art and basic concepts, though. I wouldn't want any of his final products in the game, except for the laser sentry.

I want the ant hill as a sentry replacement. Look at those adorable little fuckers. And of course, to tie it all off, the chicken cannon costs 200 damn metal.

they can't make a chicken cannon because it's about animals being roasted live

What about human beings being roasted alive? I guess we should remove Pyro eh?

PETA will get in on this.

that's a game mechanic This is not only optional but it's about animal cruelty apparently

What about cruelty to humanity? This game has people being decapitated, covered in urine, exploded and shot in the face. Fuck man, Hitler has [i]shit[/i] on TF2.

Valve can't get sued for making a violent video game until they make animals being killed. [editline]11:25AM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dLPsw3i_P8[/media]

The sniper eats his eggs raw, like a man.

[QUOTE=Blargtastic;21141210]What about cruelty to humanity? This game has people being decapitated, covered in urine, exploded and shot in the face. Fuck man, Hitler has [i]shit[/i] on TF2.[/QUOTE] Ever heard of war? Perfectly legal.

Is it just me or did the site crash?

[QUOTE=Keychain;21144706]Ever heard of war? Perfectly legal.[/QUOTE] Ever heard of human rights? I doubt being pissed on is legal. Also isn't chemical warfare outlawed in the geneva convention? Once again we find poor pyro needs to be cut. That medic sure obeys that there hyppocratic oath. Ever heard of sarcasm? Apparently not if this is continuing.

[QUOTE=Blargtastic;21145045]Ever heard of human rights? I doubt being pissed on is legal. [/QUOTE] My partner never complains.

[QUOTE=Keychain;21144706]Ever heard of war? Perfectly legal.[/QUOTE] There are war crimes you know, lighting someone on fire with a flame thrower, using piss against people are war crimes and you can be prosecuted for it.