TF2 General chat v6 - I have never made a thread edition
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[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34436852]But I want it.
It looks badass.[/QUOTE]
But I got mine for a cheap hat.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34436828]I'm trading my Armored Authority and my Pip-Boy for a Sharp Dresser.
Did I win? :v:[/QUOTE]
this is a terrible trade
AA and Pip-Boy are something like 2 ref each unless I'm horribly wrong.
Sharp Dresser is like 1.33 at best, since it's a craftable weapon.
I might be horribly wrong though, you can't discount that possibility.
[QUOTE=Cructo;34436903]I'll trade you mine for a refined.[/QUOTE]
I'll give you my Pip-Boy for it.
I have a Genuine one so I don't need my normal one.
I was invited to the steam Mobile beta
I luv u all ;-;
[QUOTE=NateDude;34437129]I was invited to the steam Mobile beta
I luv u all ;-;[/QUOTE]
Congrats! [img]http://lparchive.org/Smilies/classic_fillmore.gif[/img]
If anyone would like to donate a smartphone and steam mobile beta to me, that would be great.
I haven't gotten invited yet, and I signed up this morning by attempting to sign into Steam with my Android :<
[QUOTE=Ern;34437185]I haven't gotten invited yet, and I signed up this morning by attempting to sign in with my Android :<[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/435005.png?garryis=awesome[/img]
Dunno.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm gunna head-but ya, I'm gunna head-but ya, I'm gunna head-but ya!
Stranger: heyy
You: Um...
I don't even know where to start with you.
Stranger: ok im ready
You: Augh!
You: This did not just happen.
Stranger: haha
You: Um... This does not look good.
You: Yeah, aw crap.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34437197][/QUOTE]
we're still on this?
Maybe you should take a break you look exhausted from all this line repeating.
[quote]You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
That Engineer is a Spy, what do you do?
Stranger 2: you're a spy
Stranger 2 has disconnected[/quote]
I was using the Spy mode.
[QUOTE=Ern;34437288]I was using the Spy mode.[/QUOTE]
I JUST noticed your avitar's lips move. What does it say? Does it speak of the future of the future? OR MAYBE EVEN, IT SPEAKS OF UPCOMIN' UPDATES.
[QUOTE=Playguy;34437285]we're still on this?
Maybe you should take a break you look exhausted from all this line repeating.[/QUOTE]
in my defense when i do it i try and actually mimic the character beyond quoting lines
this is part of why i'm not great at it but it does make some good quotes
such as the heavy talking about everyone being his friend
"Except for spy. Spy ees dick."
[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;34437330]I JUST noticed your avitar's lips move. What does it say? Does it speak of the future of the future? OR MAYBE EVEN, IT SPEAKS OF UPCOMIN' UPDATES.[/QUOTE]
It speaks only about Hats.
[QUOTE=Ern;34437375]It speaks only about Hats.[/QUOTE]
It speaks? I thought it was doing a fish impersonation.
Also, [url]http://tf2tags.com/view-5153[/url] do I use this name for my hachimaki? It's supposed to reference kenshi from mortal kombat.
Why is my computer suddenly deeming TF2 a piece of shit?
having gay cyber sex on omegle is weird
[QUOTE=Cructo;34437472]It sounds too unoriginal in my opinion.[/QUOTE]
Then bloody well help me get something better.
asl.
[img]http://oi41.tinypic.com/2egd1td.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;34437596]Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u a horny girl?
You: *splits his legs apart*
You: fuck me
You: fuck me hard
Stranger: show me
You: fuck me hard, do it
Stranger: if u show me
You: show you my dick?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:([/QUOTE]
I wouldn't have disconnected on you.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34437628][img]http://oi41.tinypic.com/2egd1td.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
The Riddler. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/downs.gif[/img]
Can I play tf2 on my mobile with steam mobile?
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34437628][img]http://oi41.tinypic.com/2egd1td.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Fallout: New Vegas, but it was actually called "Suave Gambler Hat."
[QUOTE=inertmudkip;34437681]Fallout: New Vegas, but it was actually called "Suave Gambler Hat."[/QUOTE]
With the Wild Wasteland perk you found the fridge and skeleton.
Wasn't that a uniquely named version of the hat?
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;34437596]Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u a horny girl?
You: *splits his legs apart*
You: fuck me
You: fuck me hard
Stranger: show me
You: fuck me hard, do it
Stranger: if u show me
You: show you my dick?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:([/QUOTE]
Stranger: so do u wanna some hot roleplay, ya?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: brothers
You: alright sounds good, you start
Stranger: I've just finished taking a shower
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and entered our bedroom wearing only towel
Stranger: saw u jerking on ur bed
Stranger: -hey, bro? what are doing?!
You: Nothing!
You: quickly covers self up
Stranger: -i saw everything
You: oh
Stranger: and. *smile*
Stranger: if u don't want mom know that u must do something for me
You: yeah sure anything
You: what do you want?
Stranger: do what u did minute ago
Stranger: to me
You: -you want me to masturbate you ?
Stranger: *sit near u*
Stranger: yea. do it
You: er ok
You: pulls off your towel
Stranger: semi hard
You: nerverously clasps your penis
Stranger: aaaawfff
Stranger: not so hard
You: kisses you on the lips
Stranger: responsing u
Stranger: mmm
You: starts to slowly move hand along your shaft
Stranger: mmmmmm yeah
Stranger: do it bro
You: ok
You: begins to jerk you off
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: aaaah
You: gets hard
Stranger: *moaning loud
You: starts to jerk self off while doing you at the same time
Stranger: patting ur back and shoulders
You: sweat beggining to come out my forehead
Stranger: -ha, u are enjoying that? :)
You: -yeah a lot
You: -do you wanna swap?
Stranger: - no. i want something more
You: -you do?
Stranger: -massage my asshole at the same time
You: -with my finger?
Stranger: -yeah. please
You: starts to rub your asshole while jerking you offf
Stranger: aaaaawrrrr
Stranger: aaaah!
Stranger: harder!
You: puts the tip of my finger in
Stranger: mmnmnnmmmm
You: puts the whole finger in and whacks you off harder
Stranger: aaaaaaaarrr!!!
Stranger: pushing my dick into ur hand
Stranger: faster
You: puts another finger into your ass
Stranger: i trembled.
You: licks your cheek
Stranger: and screaming "yeeeees"
Stranger: came all over my chest
You: removes fingers
Stranger: ow. bro
Stranger: thank u
Stranger: that was fantasticall
Stranger: *patting ur hair*
You: no problem, but now i want something too
Stranger: but yea
Stranger: u still hard
You: yeah, I would like you too suck it
Stranger: and i taken ur balls in my hot wet mouth
You: moans
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: slowly but hard stroking u
You: tip of dick moistens
Stranger: pulled ur balls off
You: off?!
Stranger: /ow. sorry
Stranger: jk
You: jesus you pulled my balls off!
You: blood gushes everywhere
Stranger: hey
You: I have never been more aroused in my life, suck my dick brother do it now!
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: deep troated u
Stranger: at once
You: oh yeah feels so good
Stranger: my tounge massaging ur head
Stranger: then i started to move up and down
You: ooooo
Stranger: pressing my lips hard when taking u deeper
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: helping myself with a hand
You: strokes your hair
Stranger: another hand petting my hard again cock
Stranger: mmmmm
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: i licking u around inside my mouth
You: im gonna cum bro!
Stranger: stopped
Stranger: please. came in my ass
You: yes sir
Stranger: layed on the floor
You: presses the tip of my penis on your asshole
Stranger: aaaaaw
You: then thrusts it in
Stranger: I've never felt a dick there
Stranger: please. do it, bro
You: ok here it cums
Stranger: aaaaaa!!
You: cums into your asshole
You: aaahhh
You: feels so good
Stranger: yea
Stranger: lay down here
You: ok
Stranger: i know u want more
You: yeah...
Stranger: i layed on u
Stranger: rubbing my hard dick with urs
You: ooh
Stranger: kissing ur neck
You: bits softly on your ear
Stranger: mmmm !
Stranger: i think ure ready for the next round? ;)
You: ok but i've never had a penis inside me before
Stranger: jerked both dicks together a bit
Stranger: but u want?
You: yes, very much
Stranger: i just wanna ride u
Stranger: okay
Stranger: if u ask it, my little brother
Stranger: kissed u very sweet
You: smiles
Stranger: maybe ull lube it a bit
Stranger: moved on ur chest
Stranger: taste it
Stranger: :)
You: :)
You: no lube lets just do it
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i massaged ur hot hole with finger
You: oooo
Stranger: not familiar feeling , ya?
Stranger: smiled
You: smiles back
Stranger: then fitted my dick to ur ass
You: cringes with pain
Stranger: lifted ur legs on my shoulders
You: and lets out a long moan
Stranger: yeah. feel my care
You: yes brother I love you
Stranger: i love u too
Stranger: *hard hit
You: oooh
You: its super effective
Stranger: do u wanna try to came without hands now? ;)
You: yes
Stranger: hitted ur prostate again
Stranger: alright
You: ooooh
Stranger: get ready
You: ok
You: grips ground hard
Stranger: in out in out
You: ahhhh
Stranger: very hard and fast
You: it hurts!
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: bro.
Stranger: hold on
You: please dont stop
Stranger: uuuuf
Stranger: aaawf
Stranger: hit
Stranger: hit
You: mmmmmmm
Stranger: hit
Stranger: stronger
You: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Stranger: 10 not deep hits
Stranger: and 4 deepest
You: cums
Stranger: ur getting tighter
Stranger: so i came right after u
You: blood begins to trickle out my anus
Stranger: right inside u
Stranger: owwww. brother im sorry
You: its ok
You: Its worth it
Stranger: yeah. falled on u exhausted
You: pants
Stranger: -i love u bro
You: i love you too
Stranger: i haven't came yet. hbu?
You: nah
You: im not actually gay
Stranger: mmmm?
Stranger: ure girl ? lol
You: no
Stranger: im bi
Stranger: so it's okay
You: im straight
You: and male
Stranger: haha. nice
I need someone for the UGC team right now, anyone want to join?
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34437706]With the Wild Wasteland perk you found the fridge and skeleton.
Wasn't that a uniquely named version of the hat?[/QUOTE]
The Suave Gambler Hat was the one you find on the skeleton.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;34437706]With the Wild Wasteland perk you found the fridge and skeleton.
Wasn't that a uniquely named version of the hat?[/QUOTE]
Yes it was the pre-war hat just named differently.
