• How to make BONK! Energy drink
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[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;17166310]Also he could have added food coloring to each one.[/QUOTE] He did
[QUOTE=jason278;17164868]I remember this. didn't some guy actually say he went to the hospital? Like he said he felt like running and ended up passing out[/QUOTE] That's the intended result.
You'll go so fast you could dodge bullets, rockets, and even fire without a scratch.
i tried it twas tasty
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I tried this. I threw up, haaaard. It's kind of like drinking vinegar and ass sweat.
I really really really REALLY want to try this now.
How about we skip out on the horrific mixture we all saw, and make a better one? All in favor?
Aye!
I would try this but ADHD + energy drinks do not mix well. This is an energy drink on steroids. [editline]02:48AM[/editline] [url]http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/b472/[/url] [url]http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/a273/[/url] Let me throw this out there.
Needs more absinth.
A red bull mixed with 2 5 hour energies, mixed with either the Health drink for RED or the Mana drink for BLU would be the best bet right now.
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;17191371]A red bull mixed with 2 5 hour energies, mixed with either the Health drink for RED or the Mana drink for BLU would be the best bet right now.[/QUOTE] That would kill a man. [editline]02:52AM[/editline] [img]http://www.5hourenergy.com/images/ProdLeftTD_ExtraStrengthBottle.jpg[/img] Has extra (2x) caffeine.
The in game Bonk! has 35tg of sugar, wouldn't that kill a man? :3:
2 x 5 hour energy = 276 milligrams of caffeine Red Bull = 80 milligrams of caffeine. Mana/Health potion = 160 milligrams of caffeine. In all => 444 milligrams of caffeine. [quote]While it takes a lot to kill, it can take significantly less to cause ill effects, and long-term effects of caffeine remain somewhat unclear.[/quote] You wouldn't die, but you'd definitely feel very very sick. Not before your hyper boost though... And how does the scout feel after his invulnerability is over? I'm telling you, this is what bonk is made of man.
Okay, so the Red Bull + the Extra Strength 5 Hour Energy x 2 + the Health Potion = ~5, maybe five and a half x the caffeine of a regular energy drink.
Holy assfuck, Fixx powder is basically pure caffeine [url]http://www.getyourfixx.com/order.html[/url] [editline]12:00AM[/editline] 400 mg caffeine per 5 mL
oh wow, ninja [editline]03:01AM[/editline] oh fuck you double ninja [editline]03:02AM[/editline] [QUOTE=cmanatlan;17191468]Holy assfuck, Fixx powder is basically pure caffeine [url]http://www.getyourfixx.com/order.html[/url] [editline]12:00AM[/editline] 400 mg caffeine per 5 mL[/QUOTE] would taste like ass combined with the other shit. COFFEE FLAVOR + RED BULL FLAVOR + BERRYx4
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;17191482]oh wow, ninja [editline]03:01AM[/editline] oh fuck you double ninja[/QUOTE] :3:
[QUOTE=ddsn;17191425]The in game Bonk! has 35tg of sugar, wouldn't that kill a man? :3:[/QUOTE] Only the Hi-res version Skunkrocker made. Math shows it's around 45 Kilograms of sugar instead.
All of that said above, replacing the 2 hour stuff with the extreme variant... & the mega fixx thingy 1192mg of Caffeine. Holy shit. This would send me into cardiac arrest.
Wish there was a "Make your own" Slurm video.
[QUOTE=Grimezy15;17191552]Wish there was a "Make your own" Slurm video.[/QUOTE] Get an alien to piss in a jar. Problem solved.
[QUOTE=Velguador;17191512]Only the Hi-res version Skunkrocker made. Math shows it's around 45 Kilograms of sugar instead.[/QUOTE] Heh... looks like my skin is becoming canon.
How about we don't try to make ourself's die from caffeine overdose, and instead make a delicious energy drink mix that tastes like cherry, like its supposed to? :dance:
I won't say you can't die from a caffeine overdose. You will, however, definitely go into a seizure. <--- Victim of said overdose...
I wish ValvE made drinks. NEW FRUM VALVE, BONK ENERGEE DRINKS U ONLY NEED 2 BI ONE BCAUSE U NEVER RUN OUT LIEK SCOOT.
[QUOTE=ddsn;17192161]How about we don't try to make ourself's die from caffeine overdose, and instead make a delicious energy drink mix that tastes like cherry, like its supposed to? :dance:[/QUOTE] If we can't dodge bullets by the time we're done with this, then dammit we've done it wrong.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_(energy_drink[/url]) I guess I'll use this in Aus here. [quote]160mg of caffeine[/quote] 2 cans of Mother= 320mg of caffeine Red Bull=80mg of caffeine +A mana or health potion=160mg of caffeine 560mg of caffeine. Yummy seizure.
[IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/2vdjyw3.png[/IMG] [editline]11:16AM[/editline] also, power horse
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