Auto balance, I hate you - Games

[QUOTE=EpicBeardMan;21395875]Why not help the new team you're on advance? Look at it as sort of a challenge, which a good game will do. If you don't care for it, find another server, start your own, or stop playing. God I hate fucking cry babies.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry I didn't make it clear that it's impossible to win on that map because of how far behind I kept them. [img]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/912/jeeze.jpg[/img] There, I drew you a picture.

Well, i think the most annoying time is when you go offensive engie, build a hidden tele in their base so your team can get to the last point, and as soon as you've finished it after sneaking into their base.... "You have been autobalanced" I think that's worse than being balanced onto the loosing team

After the autobalance calls it the first person to die gets switched.

[QUOTE=The Chef;21392190]Try getting Autobalanced when you just lead your team to victory in gold rush, but in the last second you are autobalanced to the other team. Shit sucks.[/QUOTE] this happened to me, there was one point left. But i led my new team to victory.

Happens to everyone. Annoys the shit out of me.

I remember being on a team with four other scouts who had the baker boy. We did everything together and capped the intel several times. We were like a gang of baker boy scouts and it felt so good. But then, I was autobalanced, and the group of baker boy scouts was disbanded as I was forced to go engie and defend the intel. I watched as my ex-scout buddies rushed into my sentry, their limp bodies collapsing in mere seconds. On the ground, not far away from their ragdoll, was the signature baker boy, now stained in blood. The blood of a fallen scout buddy. The blood of an old friend.

Autobalance is fair

*Destroy all the engie nests on badlands and make your team rush in* Garbor: fook yes,now go on and cap that shit *You have been autobalanced* Garbor: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU FAILED!

[QUOTE=Obeliskos;21400316]I remember being on a team with four other scouts who had the baker boy. We did everything together and capped the intel several times. We were like a gang of baker boy scouts and it felt so good. But then, I was autobalanced, and the group of baker boy scouts was disbanded as I was forced to go engie and defend the intel. I watched as my ex-scout buddies rushed into my sentry, their limp bodies collapsing in mere seconds. On the ground, not far away from their ragdoll, was the signature baker boy, now stained in blood. The blood of a fallen scout buddy. The blood of an old friend.[/QUOTE] :frown:

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;21401710]Orange_X3 Destroyed 3 engi nests with 10 hp left as demoman, then "BOOM, BODYSHOT" i was killed by the worst sniper ever. Then the worst thing happened. Someone join our team, the shitper goes on their team, wasting a slot, he was shit because i was spy, i undisguised, jumped in front of im when he was scoped, and he didnt notice. >:([/QUOTE] Serious playing, on a orange map. what

I am one game from getting that "win 20 games achievement". Ever since 19, I always get AB right before my team wins.

Auto-balance should switch the person with the lowest score.

Autobalance needs to calculate the points of each team and then move players so that both teams average score are equal.

autobalance should autobalance guy who joined team last so it will autobalance "rage-spec then winning team" and guys who just joined so they don't care also some type of small pop-up window "You are going to get autobalanced after you die!" or no, even better small pop-up window for every player in team with "Do you want to get autobalanced next round?" but it needs some kind of prize, like in Quake Wars - 200 experience points. but what

Nobody on winning team would like to get autobalanced.

Well as some of you say that you 'carry' your team to victory. If you then get autobalanced you should (I say should) be good enough to do your own little bit in your team and still do well.

[QUOTE=Nexosz;21402567]autobalance should autobalance guy who joined team last so it will autobalance "rage-spec then winning team" and guys who just joined so they don't care also some type of small pop-up window "You are going to get autobalanced after you die!" or no, even better small pop-up window for every player in team with "Do you want to get autobalanced next round?" but it needs some kind of prize, like in Quake Wars - 200 experience points. but what[/QUOTE] I agree with the guy who just joined.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;21401710] Someone join our team, the shitper goes on their team, wasting a slot, he was shit because i was spy, i undisguised, jumped in front of im when he was scoped, and he didnt notice. >:([/QUOTE] 1. Shitper doesn't even sound good 2. Just because it [i]looks[/i] like he can see you while scoped, he may be looking to another direction where it's impossible to see you.

I'm usually a spy, so if I get auto'd, I rage for a minute, but then I realize... I never really was on their side. Seriously though, I just work on getting more points on that team before switching back. The bullshit mods that lock you onto a team, I don't care for.

I would like them to make something that autobalance the last player joined the game/team.

[QUOTE=biodude94566;21392345]Put yourself in their shoes for a moment. You're being dominated (and so is the rest of your team), your engi just got his nest set up and immediately wiped, the other team is doing a helluva lot better at the objective. Do you want the person that's at the top of their team, or the bottom of their team? Useful or useless? Chances are, you're going to want the useful one. As well, most of the time I see autobalance, it seems to just take the first person that dies after it says teams are unbalanced and will be rebalanced in the next 5 seconds (although this isn't always the case).[/QUOTE] I think it does take the first unlucky bugger who dies and switches them onto the other team, meaning that really the other team would end up getting the most killed/useless people of the team with more players. Not really balance when you think about it. [editline]01:58PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BlackRainbow;21402318]Auto-balance should switch the person with the lowest score.[/QUOTE] Then it isn't a balance, really, you're just adding players to the other team where they won't do much benefit at all.

I think they need to postpone Autobalance if: Your team is at the last cap. Your team has the intel. Your team's payload cart is past the second to last point. etc.

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;21396104]There, I wasted more time drawing you a picture.[/QUOTE] Here's your problem: Balloon Race.

[QUOTE=EpicBeardMan;21429464]Here's your problem: Balloon Race.[/QUOTE] Balloon race is awesome :colbert: When it's balanced and isn't tons of spawn rape

when you see "teams will be balanced in blahblah seconds", go somewhere safe and wait till it balance someone else. it works

probably said but I think they should just scramble the teams when that happens

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;21429727]probably said but I think they should just scramble the teams when that happens[/QUOTE] That's annoying if you want to play with friends or you found a good partner as medic and then scramble happens

eerrrrgg yeah I know there is a bad side to that but its only fair. plus you know how much I hate people in clans... I throw a fit like a 10 year old when they are dominating my team :(

Wow, I just got autobalanced the LAST half second of the round. It even said VICTORY while I was on the other team.

[QUOTE=Fusilero1;21429750]That's annoying if you want to play with friends or you found a good partner as medic and then scramble happens[/QUOTE] The one time I don't suck ass as a Heavy, 24/7 Turbine. We're destroying them. With just us two, we walk over them into their intel. I tell him to run back with the intel since I'm big and slow, so he takes off. I rev up and try and keep them away from me until he caps. Spy [Backstab] the Stone Age the Stone Age has joined team RED. You have been autobalanced!