[QUOTE=Deodorant;34868783]Is it like some really obscure and/or clever reference?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Sarah-Plain-Tall-Patricia-MacLachlan/dp/0064402053[/url]
Evidently, Psyke likes his homely women wild
[QUOTE=Hawt Koffee;34868791][img]http://speedcap.net/img/af712f9bb384027df0a7598f84147609/9bc5cbbf.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I actually really like this. What's it based off of?
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read it as "Wild Sarah Palin Tall"
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;34868816][url]http://www.amazon.com/Sarah-Plain-Tall-Patricia-MacLachlan/dp/0064402053[/url]
Evidently, Psyke likes his homely women wild[/QUOTE]
I thought it was places
sahara desert, plains, wilds, and tall mountains
it's a book about an ugly woman who likes to color and sells herself as a mail order bride.
This book is written for kids.
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;34869028]it's a book about an ugly woman who likes to color[/QUOTE]
I want you to write a book full of you giving one sentence summaries of other books.
you have to pick books I read in 4th-6th grade and vaguely remember.
The Pearl is about a poor guy who goes crazy after striking it rich, then he trips and loses it all
Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry is To Kill a Mocking Bird except the main characters are black
Flowers for Algernon is about a retarded fellow and a really smart rat
I don't remember too many more books from grade school.
[QUOTE=TheFishyG;34869055]I want you to write a book full of you giving one sentence summaries of other books.[/QUOTE]
THE INVISIBLE MAN:
A guy goes invisible, then goes insane
THE TIME MACHINE:
Well gee, I wonder what this is about?
HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY:
A guy has his planet blown up, almost dies, and has a general bad day. There's also a bunch of other really cool characters and funny shit
TWILIGHT:
A love story between a homosexual stalker with delusions and a possibly mentally handicapped girl who also suffers from delusions.
...I would actually read that.
The only book in school that I really liked was 1984
so anyway, emporium
The only book in school i liked was run jane run
HARRY POTTER
Some nerd shoots sparkles out of his wooden rod.
Yeah, time for back to emporium.
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THE TIME MACHINE:
Well gee, I wonder what this is about?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/217488958_wUKLy-L-2.jpg[/img]
The Colour of Magic
A wizard and a tourist go on a trip. Plus, the world is flat and round and held up by four elephants which in turn stand on a turtle.
TF2 Emporium 44:
A bunch of people talk about books
Are we naming books we're reading now?
If so A Handful of Sovereigns.
quick, make an entire set based on grade school and junior high novels!
Ooh! Let me try!
To Kill a Mocking Bird: An instruction book on how to destroy small avian creatures.
Did I do it right?
Been working on a backpack.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iByaq.png[/IMG]
You might recognize this from somewhere.
[QUOTE=Chaofanatic;34869429]Ooh! Let me try!
To Kill a Mocking Bird: An instruction book on how to destroy small avian creatures.
Did I do it right?[/QUOTE]It was more about cappin' some foos.
So, who else thought the godfather was far better as a book than as a film?
[B]Lord of the Flies[/B]
Kids stranded on island. Wacky hijinks ensue.
[B]Brave New World[/B]
In a world of absolute personal freedom and luxury, everyone tries to fight the existential emptiness of their lives with recreational drugs and casual sex. This apparently takes place in the future.
[B]The Subject Steve[/B]
Person who may or may not be named Steve suffers from unknown lethal disease without symptoms. Brilliant nihilism ensues. Seriously guys, read it. It's awesome.
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;34869771]
So, who else thought the godfather was far better as a book than as a film?[/QUOTE]
Derp. Everyone knows adaptations are practically always worse.
[b]The Time Machine:[/b]
Guy goes forward in time and meets small fragile dumb people while killing hairy underground albino people then goes back to his own time with flowers as proof but only one guy believes him.
[b]The Raven:[/b]
Guy finds a raven perched above his door and tells it to leave but it won't.
[b]Gaunt's Ghosts:[/b]
Grim Darkness with a touch of grim and dark and a generous sprinkle of blood and heresy.
Dahl edition:
THE BFG:
Child kidnapping is fun!
MATILDA:
Child abuse is fun!
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY:
Child murder is fun!
I'm starting to see a pattern here.....
[B]Moby Dick:[/B] A whale eats the entire world.
[B]Dante's Inferno:[/B] Dante discovers the source particle editor and burns down Canada.
[B]To Kill ANOTHER Mocking Bird: The Epic Sequal:[/B] Another instruction book that tells you how to destroy larger avian creatures.
god what have I created
[QUOTE=Deodorant;34870027][B]Lord of the Flies[/B]
Kids stranded on island. Wacky hijinks ensue.
[/QUOTE]
You make it sound like scooby doo. Horrible, horrible scooby doo.
[QUOTE=TheFishyG;34870379]god what have I created[/QUOTE]
The greatest thing since [B]Sliced Bread:[/B] A book that tells you how to destroy the earth by draining the oceans.
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25325795/Style-List.png[/IMG]
Styles 1,2, and 3 by pyske
4th by me, hat by sparkwire and hawf
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;34870497][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25325795/Style-List.png[/IMG]
Styles 1,2, and 3 by pyske
4th by me, hat by sparkwire and hawf[/QUOTE]
Sorry for asking such a stupid question but, what's the difference between style 3 and style 4?
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