The I Have one of the new Hats Thread.

[stealthiness]

:argh:

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Ryx;16703439]Whoa, how'd you do that? I really want lower graphics but I can't figure out how.[/QUOTE]

Here, take this:

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/////
/////
Clear
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/////

Taken from a TF2 optimization thread.

[Dysplasia]

Soldier's medal would've went perfect with my Soldier's Stash.

Cuntbags. :argh:

[wazzpinator]

No new hats, but I did get my medal. :smug:

[CannedBeans]

lol, I was playing with some valve employee today in a KOTH map and he had all the hats. Was cool to see all the new ones.

Didn't see camera beard though - cool stuff

[wazzpinator]

[QUOTE=CannedBeans;16707491]lol, I was playing with some valve employee today in a KOTH map and he had all the hats. Was cool to see all the new ones.

Didn't see camera beard though - cool stuff[/QUOTE]

Haven't seen a single new hat in game yet.

[Zombii]

:argh:

I have bad luck.

[LtBubbles]

i dont have a single hat, new or old
i also dont go iddle and dont farm achievements
am i alone in the world?

[SantanaDVX]

:arghfist::fuckyou:

[AustinM]

:butt: then :cop: then :crying: then :devil: then :smithicide: then :smug:

[Blunt Master]

ive got 3 old hats, and now a hatless sniper (yay?)

[Bittersweet]

:arghfist::sax:

[Kaliber]

:argh::arghfist:

[rammaster]

:flashfap:

[ZombieFleezus]

I did not get a medal. :crying:

[Adam_Roman]

I have 3 hats and the medal. Prussian thingy, Engie light, and Demo top hat.

:arghfist::fuckyou::hf::razz::arghfist:

[Imperials ^^]

I went idle all day and got a sandman, force-a-nature, sandvich, dead ringer and huntsman. ):

[Raven Corp]

Got me a medal so i am happy for now.

[venort]

all I want is the heavy's russian hat, for I own a russian hat of russian-ness, and when I get one for the heavy, I will wear mine and play as the heavy. RUSSIAN HATS!

[marden]

I want the camera beard, just for the fun.

[Mako]

[I]I just want one hat...[/I]
[B]ONE SINGLE HAT!!!![/B]
:argh::argh::doom::doom:

[cacarca]

[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;16712247][I]I just want one hat...[/I]
[B]ONE SINGLE HAT!!!![/B]
:argh::argh::doom::doom:[/QUOTE]

You are poor and Irish.

[Xeroti]

[img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3057/arenagranary0002.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/609/arenagranary0001.jpg[/img]

woot

[Apocalypsewaffle]

A viking hat.

[IMG]http://i31.tinypic.com/9ar2pd.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/2zpi9av.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/2nbc9z6.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/2exbx9c.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i31.tinypic.com/eknkev.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/1zn4q49.jpg[/IMG]

[Sh33p]

TF2 is cruel, everyone should have the same number of hats.

[_Kilburn]

[img]http://uppix.net/4/f/7/883ba758f1761149afd12766f83b4.jpg[/img]

Oh the irony.

[LtBubbles]

his face ahaha

[IDTL]

[QUOTE=Sh33p;16714270]TF2 is cruel, everyone should have the same number of hats.[/QUOTE]
Well at least we have the same amount of hats.
None.

[Taco-Taco]

Anyone who has the Tyrants Helm, I hate for life.

[Tricky D]

:bang::bang::bang: