Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36462503]that image needs a chicken hat, a neck tie and some stuffed pyro dolls instead of grenades. Change the weapon to a mailbox.[/QUOTE] That accurately depicts my Pyro loadout right now, sans the stuffed dolls. I feel silly now.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36462503]a chicken hat[/QUOTE] why does this not exist yet No, the rubber glove does not count.

[QUOTE=LawrenceThist;36462473][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/87/Main_menu_pyro.png/394px-Main_menu_pyro.png[/IMG] There's just something so menacing and intimidating about the Pyro in this image... To think, he was actually one of the classes that were considered the cutest because of his speech and his taunts...and now he's the thing that's scaring me the most.[/QUOTE] I always found Pyro the secretly darkest class he's a fucking insane arsonist, people alway see him as cuddly and adorable, but he hacks people apart with an axe and lights people on fire that's not cuddly that's fucking crazy

His funny hats are from clowns and comedians he brutally murdered. Page King. Uh.... the one time I don't have anything witty to say.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36462548]His funny hats are from clowns and comedians he brutally murdered. Page King, uh....[/QUOTE] Could this mean that the whiskered gentleman is that of someone's actual facial hair he cut off himself? ....wait if he murdered people for their hats and miscs... MY GOD. HE MURDERED FOSTER.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36462542]I always found Pyro the secretly darkest class he's a fucking insane arsonist, people alway see him as cuddly and adorable, but he hacks people apart with an axe and lights people on fire that's not cuddly that's fucking crazy[/QUOTE] Being cuddly also makes him crazy. It's because after all the horrible things he does, none of it phases him. Brutal Murder doesn't torment him, so he acts all joyful and silly. I'd shit my pants if I met someone like the Pyro.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36462542]I always found Pyro the secretly darkest class he's a fucking insane arsonist, people alway see him as cuddly and adorable, but he hacks people apart with an axe and lights people on fire that's not cuddly that's fucking crazy[/QUOTE] but they all do stuff like that... heavy kills people with his bare hands, for christs sake.

[QUOTE=LawrenceThist;36462571]Could this mean that the whiskered gentleman is that of someone's actual facial hair he cut off himself? ....wait if he murdered people for their hats and miscs... MY GOD. HE MURDERED FOSTER.[/QUOTE] Well, it makes sense that the Pyro murdered an Engineer than took his glove and wore it on his head and did the Chicken Dance on the Engineer's corpse. Also: [url]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CuteAndPsycho[/url]

[QUOTE=LawrenceThist;36462571]Could this mean that the whiskered gentleman is that of someone's actual facial hair he cut off himself? ....wait if he murdered people for their hats and miscs... MY GOD. HE MURDERED FOSTER.[/QUOTE] Bastard had it coming. Wouldn't share the Dosh.

can someone help me, my game crashes with the infamous hl2.exe cancer when I play for more than ten minutes, and it never has this problem all I want to do is fuck with engineers ok

[QUOTE=NeoDement;36462652]but they all do stuff like that... heavy kills people with his bare hands, for christs sake.[/QUOTE] they all kill people over a land dispute. That's pretty crazy

Pyro was originally intended as something scary, I think. The game was far more serious back in the day. But then everything slipped into being silly as character was established, and it's slowly crept to its current state. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Syndome.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36462542]I always found Pyro the secretly darkest class he's a fucking insane arsonist, people alway see him as cuddly and adorable, but he hacks people apart with an axe and lights people on fire that's not cuddly that's fucking crazy[/QUOTE] nigga that shit's kawaii Anywho, I guess it's the best of both crazy and cute. I've always wanted to see more of what the Pyro does off the field, what we have seen so far (Smissmas story with Engineer by the fireplace, passing time by trying to light a magazine on fire) are, at least in my books, pretty damned adorable. On the battlefield is a different story.

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36462663]Well, it makes sense that the Pyro murdered an Engineer than took his glove and wore it on his head and did the Chicken Dance on the Engineer's corpse. Also: [url]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CuteAndPsycho[/url][/QUOTE] Oh no! A TVTropes link. I guess the rest of my day is filled now...

Armisael's got something special rendering right now. Little side project I've been working on ;)

[QUOTE=Barobax;36462810]Oh no! A TVTropes link. I guess the rest of my day is filled now...[/QUOTE] probably the rest of your weekend as well

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36462796]Pyro was originally intended as something scary, I think. The game was far more serious back in the day. But then everything slipped into being silly as character was established, and it's slowly crept to its current state. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Syndome.[/QUOTE] He's still fucking scary

[QUOTE=Destroyox;36462651]It's because after all the horrible things he does, none of it phases him. Brutal Murder doesn't torment him, so he acts all joyful and silly.[/QUOTE] Brutal Murder doesen't phase [I]any[/I] of the classes. Most of the reactions they derive from it range from either snide amusement or hilarity.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Q6zrM.jpg[/img] I got bored.

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36462890]Brutal Murder doesen't phase [I]any[/I] of the classes. Most of the reactions they derive from it range from either snide amusement or hilarity.[/QUOTE] Well Pyro is the class (I'm talking Vanilla) that has the most weaponry that kills people slowly.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nQRe3.jpg[/IMG] Remember this guy? He's silly as all get out but at the same time, seems like someone that's pretty eager to rip you to itty-bitty pieces. That's pretty much the Pyro. Pyro was always silly, look at his taunts, for heaven's sake.

[QUOTE=Destroyox;36462922]Well Pyro is the class (I'm talking Vanilla) that has the most weaponry that kills people slowly.[/QUOTE] Slowly and Painfully

[QUOTE=igotopinions;36462948][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nQRe3.jpg[/IMG] Remember this guy? He's silly as all get out but at the same time, seems like someone that's pretty eager to rip you to itty-bitty pieces. That's pretty much the Pyro. Pyro was always silly, look at his taunts, for heaven's sake.[/QUOTE] Yea, but K. Rool is from an E rated game

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36462890]Brutal Murder doesen't phase [I]any[/I] of the classes. Most of the reactions they derive from it range from either snide amusement or hilarity.[/QUOTE] Most likely because they are all psychopathic. But who cares, it [i]is[/i] funny sometimes.

[QUOTE=Baboo00;36462911][img]http://i.imgur.com/Q6zrM.jpg[/img] I got bored.[/QUOTE] Congrads, you made my friend's brain break for a moment. All the classes have a sinister side though it has been lessened by all the cosmetic stuff. I've found Medic to be the scariest.

[QUOTE=Destroyox;36462958]Yea, but K. Rool is from an E rated game[/QUOTE] Haven't you ever played K. Rool's Titastrophe?

[QUOTE=DyingAce;36462972]Congrads, you made my friend's brain break for a moment. All the classes have a sinister side though it has been lessened by all the cosmetic stuff. I've found Medic to be the scariest.[/QUOTE] I find the Engineer and the Sniper to be the most creepy.

[QUOTE=igotopinions;36462948][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nQRe3.jpg[/IMG] Remember this guy? He's silly as all get out but at the same time, seems like someone that's pretty eager to rip you to itty-bitty pieces. That's pretty much the Pyro. Pyro was always silly, look at his taunts, for heaven's sake.[/QUOTE] You mean those 3 taunts he had ever since the very beggining of TF2? Since this major update revolves around Pyro, I hope he gets some new weapon taunts, for god sake Valve, you manage to neglect every one of your characters in some way... Not including the Action Taunts because everyone got those.

While the classes are by no means cute and cuddly, they aren't hate filled serious blood thirsty murders either.

[QUOTE=NeoDement;36462652]but they all do stuff like that... heavy kills people with his bare hands, for christs sake.[/QUOTE] He punched out [B][I]all of Scout's blood[/I][/B]