Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

[QUOTE=Croshi;36463011]While the classes are by no means cute and cuddly, they aren't hate filled serious blood thirsty murders either.[/QUOTE] Although I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that the Medic is blood thirsty.

Not all the classes are blood thirsty murderers. Look at Scout! And the Heavy, who is hiding his compassionate and soft side for Sascha by shooting people with her.

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36463008]You mean those 3 taunts he had ever since the very beggining of TF2? [/QUOTE] I like how Medic got two new weapon taunts years after this update (plus one extra action slot taunt), while Pyro has never gotten a new weapon taunt. The best he gets is a new sound effect on an old taunt, which Medic also has. :(

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;36463050]Although I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that the Medic is blood thirsty.[/QUOTE] "After the Patient woke up, his Skeleton was missing and the Docter was never heard from again!"

[QUOTE=Kegan;36463041]He punched out [B][I]all of Scout's blood[/I][/B][/QUOTE] He's still recovering from that punch, mind you~

Medic used to be the creepiest for me, until his video came out. I guess it's cause he had a lot of personality to be interpreted, but I kinda thought he was a bit more unhinged than he was in the movie. The ingame lines for the guy who does the [I]healing[/I] show very little concern for his teammates. I had him pegged as a guy who was there to win, but was still happy if he got to see a spine leave someone's backside, whether or not it was a friend's. e: er, I should explain that the MTM video showed me that he at least cared a [I]little.[/I] He had no personal gain by healing the scout and demoman.

I still think Soldier is the nuttiest of them. He is absolutely bonkers.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36463097]I still think Soldier is the nuttiest of them. He is absolutely bonkers.[/QUOTE] Yea, Soldier is that kinda crazy that just starts shouting

I find it hilarious that everyone's become more and more psychopathic and completely brutally sadistic, except the scout. He's tough, but only in a street-gang sense. At this point, the cocky bastard seems hilariously out of his league.

It's part of Medic's job to keep the team kicking. He doesn't seem to enjoy it much, preferring to jam baboon hearts in people's chests. MTM just reinforced my impression of him. But ya, he isn't the crazy unhinged that Soldier shows off.

[QUOTE=igotopinions;36463132]I find it hilarious that everyone's become more and more psychopathic and completely brutally sadistic, except the scout. He's tough, but only in a street-gang sense. At this point, the cocky bastard seems hilariously out of his league.[/QUOTE] I dunno, it takes a special brand of batfuck loopy to put... a certain fluid into a milk jar and coat people in it.

Sometimes I look at how much backstory valve put into TF2 and I wonder how much of it they planned from the start years back.

[QUOTE=Kegan;36463160]I dunno, it takes a special brand of batfuck loopy to put... a certain fluid into a milk jar and coat people in it.[/QUOTE] Well it's actually "Non-Milk-Substance"

[QUOTE=Kegan;36463160]I dunno, it takes a special brand of batfuck loopy to put... a certain fluid into a milk jar and coat people in it.[/QUOTE] Hey, you'd be doing that to if it meant instant good health. Hell, I'd spend an hour a day running down the street hurling bottles at people and beating them with a bat. Pageking huh? Nothing to see here people move it along I'm not crazy.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsE_4gd-g8g[/media] Coming to a workshop near you very soon. 100% code. No .wav files. Itty bitty tiny file size, no performance hit, no loading new sounds. All filters. These were the only weapons I could really get unique sounds working for well. Other weapons, like the Volcano Fragment, I really tried, but there wasn't much in the way of sounds I could filter through code to use.

[QUOTE=NeoDement;36462652]but they all do stuff like that... heavy kills people with his bare hands, for christs sake.[/QUOTE] "He tries to hit me with wrench. But I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench, and shove it down his throat, all the way to the handle. Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys NOW!"

[QUOTE=Uesrname;36463192]Hey, you'd be doing that to if it meant instant good health. Hell, I'd spend an hour a day running down the street hurling bottles at people and beating them with a bat. Pageking huh? Nothing to see here people move it along I'm not crazy.[/QUOTE] Gets even worse if you coat them in... [I]stuff[/I] Then bludgeon them with a fish or a dead guy's arm. See? the Scout's pretty fucking loopy too

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36463214][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsE_4gd-g8g[/media] Coming to a workshop near you very soon. 100% code. No .wav files. Itty bitty tiny file size, no performance hit, no loading new sounds.[/QUOTE] Also when the pyro gets the kill with the homewrecker, he's saying "just wait for monday"

[QUOTE=igotopinions;36463132]I find it hilarious that everyone's become more and more psychopathic and completely brutally sadistic, except the scout.[/QUOTE] How is the engineer psychotic? He seems a little unhinged at times, but in MTE he comes off as just pragmatic and desensitized. [QUOTE=Dell Conagher]"I told you not to touch that darn thing!"[/QUOTE] See, he's just out to defend himself, but the other team won't leave him alone, so he bites back with snark and his sentry.

Been gone all day, get anyone get me up to speed on what happened, or if anything even happened?

I thought it was described as radioactive cow milk? Anyway, the engineer's sanity is by far the most debatable, I think. Crazy or no, he seems genuinely pleasant. But that's just it. Think about what he's actually doing as he says these things. He's a bit, uh, cheerful. [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/50/Engineer_laughhappy03.wav"]It's creepy enough to hear evil laughter while killing someone. But he sounds like he just heard a great joke. Creepy when you think about it.[/URL] I'm not gonna bring up the wrangler, though.

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;36463220]"He tries to hit me with wrench. But I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench, and shove it down his throat, all the way to the handle. Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys NOW!"[/QUOTE] "There is blood everywhere! And he's crying! I think he cries out for Mother! But... but the Wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like BLAGHAHGH! Is this not the funniest thing?"

Why does everyone think the scout is the friendliest of them all? I find him to be one of the most sadistic ones. "You look like you ran through traffic!" "I'm gonna hit on your skull 'till I hit tonsils!" "your skull's so soft, you're making this easy!" , etc etc.

Engineer seems like the sanest and friendliest of the classes.

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36463269]"There is blood everywhere! And he's crying! I think he cries out for Mother! But... but the Wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like BLAGHAHGH! Is this not the funniest thing?"[/QUOTE] *Everybody stares*

I think the Engy is the least loopy, though the loopiest things I've seen him do is cut off his arm for a bioni- err, robotic one, and play a note on guitar and smash someones head inside their body. (Yes, the head actually will be literally bashed in). Then the ninja known as Ned got me to it first....

[QUOTE=Lobster_fists;36463273]Why does everyone think the scout is the friendliest of them all? I find him to be one of the most sadistic ones. "You look like you ran through traffic!" "I'm gonna hit on your skull 'till I hit tonsils!" "your skull's so soft, you're making this easy!" , etc etc.[/QUOTE] I'd say engineer is the friendliest, and spy's the most sane of the bunch. Keep in mind the other people they're being compared to have intentionally murdered a ludicrous number of people.

[QUOTE=LawrenceThist;36463291]I think the Engy is the least loopy, though the loopiest things I've seen him do is cut off his arm for a bioni- err, robotic one, and play a note on guitar and smash someones head inside their body. (Yes, the head actually will be literally bashed in).[/QUOTE] Let's not forget [I]grinding the opponents intestines[/I]... It's probably the most disturning kill taunt of them all, the fact that he drills into the enemies organs and watch them with a smile on his face as they stay unconcious and then blow up into many pieces. Ugh... the thought makes me cringe everytime.

Soldier exists almost entirely in a fantasy world, and is shown to fly into a fit of anger when that fantasy is challenged in anyway. Heavy personifies his weapons and other inanimate objects and carries a deep desire to protect and watch over them. Medic is sadistic to the point where very little needs to be said. He also seems to preform dangerous experiments which could endanger even himself just because he can. Demoman is an emotionally unstable drunk who goes from violent outbursts to sobbing fits. Sniper and Spy both pride themselves on being cold professionals, but are shown being just as intimate with their insults and murders as most other classes. Pyro is mumbling arsonist whose sole existant seems to extend to setting people on fire. Scout constantly demands attention, and makes frequent comparisons to sport when he's beating people to death. Engineer can calmly drink and discuss his profession, which he describes as "Solving practical problems", while his solutions brutally murder the people trying to kill him, which he barely acknowledges or seems to reigster. He also cut off his own arm. All the classes are sadistic psychotics, and by god do we love them for it.

[QUOTE=AbrahamLincoln;36463317]I'd say engineer is the friendliest, and spy's the most sane of the bunch. Keep in mind the other people they're being compared to have intentionally murdered a ludicrous number of people.[/QUOTE] I liked spy and sniper a lot better before they got new lines. They both seemed so much more professional, especially the spy. He went from "Pardon me" to "You are such a bad doctor!" The sniper's motto of Being Polite got pissed away with his class-kill lines, too. "I just bagged the world's fattest man!" :v: [b]Edit:[/b] Or I could be ninja'd by a pigeon, that's cool too I guess