Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

I've been spreading my insane theory that either the Pyro is a monkey or that we'll be fighting MONKIES not Robots in MvM! Think about it! Mercenaries Versus MONKIES!

Just got back from my nap, what can I do to help?

[QUOTE=Argul;36436060]they don't go in order, error 3 comes after 8.[/QUOTE] 3... after 8....? A puzzle it is then. But i still wouldn't rule out that not all parts are used until we have all of them.

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;36436067]apparently someone you know is retarded and no one bothered to check the internet[/QUOTE] I did check the internet I musta said June 20th by mistake and my father calculated June 22nd since its the friday

[QUOTE=Rigged237;36436053]If pyro is poopy joe i think i would die happy[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/1iyw1.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;36436068]One side of me really, really wants to know what Pyro truly is... ...my mysterious side never wants to know.[/QUOTE] I don't want to know either, but I think that would be the best outcome.

Monkeys? Robots? Is Valve watching Gurren Lagann?

Pyro isn't poppy joe, have you seen the size of the pyro compared to a chimp?! Unless he's using mechanical limb extensions, but I doubt a monkey would even be able to fight in battle, doesn't even look like he could get into space either.

Ok wait a second. I'm skimming these threads a little but...is Pyro Poopy Joe in a robot suit, covered in an asbestos suit? Maybe he's like the Fury from MGS3, and got burned up in space. But survived. Now he's a hairless burnt up angry monkey in a robot suit wanting to burn everything else.

[QUOTE=CdeMonkey;36436076]Just got back from my nap, what can I do to help?[/QUOTE] Craft 2 bananas together, paste your data here -> [url]http://xpaw.ru/tf2-magic/[/url]

[QUOTE=Kegan;36436069]I still think my earlier idea would work well: A short range but WIDE cone shot of fire does roughly 10-20 damage, ignites people, and pierces targets. The downsides would be a shorter range, flare gun rate of fire, and it wouldn't crit/minicrit flaming targets.[/QUOTE] I can't think of a situation where that would work better than the flamethrower

-snip- ninja'd

If pyro is a monkey how are they going to explain the mmphs that sound like words pertaining to what you have them say? Ex: [url]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/c/cf/Pyro_thanksfortheteleporter01.wav[/url] Thanks for the teleporter [url]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/0/04/Pyro_thanksfortheheal01.wav[/url] Thank you doc... etc

[QUOTE=Mercz37;36436080]I did check the internet I musta said June 20th by mistake and my father calculated June 22nd since its the friday[/QUOTE] I even invited my favorite teacher just for the hell of it the fuck just happened

I notice that it says "ATOR" next to Peter Thomas. Peter Thomas is a narrATOR. Gentlemen i think this is a screenplay of sorts. or a script of some kind.

[QUOTE=Rigged237;36436090]I don't want to know either, but I think that would be the best outcome.[/QUOTE] What if... Poopy Joe's Sex Appeal? Female Pyro Confirmed (?)

[QUOTE=Mega Tuna;36436117]I notice that it says "ATOR" next to Peter Thomas. Peter Thomas is a narrATOR. Gentlemen i think this is a screenplay of sorts. or a script of some kind.[/QUOTE] Or, ya know, the republican senator of Kentucky.

[QUOTE=skunkmanfunk;36436030]anyone have a banana to lend?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mercz37;36436116]I even invited my favorite teacher just for the hell of it the fuck just happened[/QUOTE] oh wow i feel really bad now for pointing that out how did you guys not check the internet or get tickets ahead of time or see the date on trailers?

Idea,what about this: "The Banana Donation thread V1:For science,you pyro". Where P2P guys that crafted their bananas give them to F2P (That don't get Bananas,Fishes and junk),so we get more codes to get te QR Codes, Agree/Good idea Disagree/Bad idea Dump/Stupid Dumbass gay faggot

[IMG]http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/TheRealFierceDeity/Monkey.png[/IMG] From what I can gather Poopy Joe is either alive, or Saxton Hale is lieing to the other guy.

[QUOTE=Doc_72;36436096]Pyro isn't poppy joe, have you seen the size of the pyro compared to a chimp?! Unless he's using mechanical limb extensions, but I doubt a monkey would even be able to fight in battle, doesn't even look like he could get into space either.[/QUOTE] he's on stilts or something, or maybe there is a robot under the suit and his monkey brain is controlling it. Also it wasn't his fault the rocket tragically exploded on the runway

Looked at the video and the steam pop-ups that were appearing in the video, interestingly enough, one of the guys that sent Jacolber a message was under a different name in the video, if you go to his [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/A_Guardian]account[/url], his name is now [Redacted]

[QUOTE=NJDevils30;36436110]If pyro is a monkey how are they going to explain the mmphs that sound like words pertaining to what you have them say? Ex: [url]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/c/cf/Pyro_thanksfortheteleporter01.wav[/url] Thanks for the teleporter [url]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/0/04/Pyro_thanksfortheheal01.wav[/url] Thank you doc... etc[/QUOTE] From all that battle, he must've picked up on [I]some[/I] words.

[QUOTE=NJDevils30;36436110]If pyro is a monkey how are they going to explain the mmphs that sound like words pertaining to what you have them say? Ex: [url]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/c/cf/Pyro_thanksfortheteleporter01.wav[/url] Thanks for the teleporter [url]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/0/04/Pyro_thanksfortheheal01.wav[/url] Thank you doc... etc[/QUOTE] He's just making noises, they sound like that because science. also that QR code is confirmed 3 not 2.

[QUOTE=skunkmanfunk;36436128][/QUOTE] Yeah, send me an invite on steam.

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;36436121]What if... Poopy Joe's Sex Appeal? Female Pyro Confirmed (?)[/QUOTE] Somehow, you're the first person I've see to mention the Female Pyro since this started.

[QUOTE=hunter_killah;36436138]Looked at the video and the steam pop-ups that were appearing in the video, interestingly enough, one of the guys that sent Jacolber a message was under a different name in the video, if you go to his [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/A_Guardian]account[/url], his name is now [Redacted][/QUOTE] Too obvious, probably just looking for attention.

[QUOTE=Mega Tuna;36436117]I notice that it says "ATOR" next to Peter Thomas. Peter Thomas is a narrATOR. Gentlemen i think this is a screenplay of sorts. or a script of some kind.[/QUOTE] It's a transcript of the senate investigation referred to here: [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/05.htm[/url] Glad to see they're finally tying up loose ends. [QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36436136][IMG]http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/TheRealFierceDeity/Monkey.png[/IMG] From what I can gather Poopy Joe is either alive, or Saxton Hale is lieing to the other guy.[/QUOTE] Probably lying to cover up the fact they were blowing up Poopy Joe to cover up the WAR! update weapons.

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;36436132]oh wow i feel really bad now for pointing that out how did you guys not check the internet or get tickets ahead of time or see the date on trailers?[/QUOTE] The commercial doesn't come on much it seems. Also don't feel bad, you just fucking saved us a trip to the theater and being called an idiot in person by the ticketholders. I did check the internet, but my dad musta heard "June 20th" when I said July 20th and recalced to June 22nd.