Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

[QUOTE=Robmortar;36474540]protip [url]http://facepunch.com/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=490029[/url][/QUOTE] It's more funny seeing how dumb he can be.

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36474553]Sorry. I must be suffering from the effects of that aforementioned head trauma.[/QUOTE] I kinda like it. You're posting cute things and being optimistic, who knew all it took was a head injury to make you a more pleasant person.

[QUOTE=jordan10la;36470968]I'd like more things like Mad Milk or Jarate.[/QUOTE] Because Mad Milk and Jarate aren't ridiculously unbalanced already. No, we need more things to make gameplay easier for people with no skill. Hell, let's make a throwable that saps sentries for the spy! That makes sense, right?

what if the pyro's new weapon is [sp]a water gun[/sp]

[QUOTE=Xanthias;36474560]It's more funny seeing how dumb he can be.[/QUOTE] but then the thread gets clogged with people complaining about him being a shitposter

[QUOTE=Darktooth77;36474593]what if the pyro's new weapon is [sp]a water gun[/sp][/QUOTE] Super Scorcher

[QUOTE=Darktooth77;36474593]what if the pyro's new weapon is [sp]a water gun[/sp][/QUOTE] [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=15169"]Close enough.[/URL]

IMO it's going to be another very nice update like the uber update where the featured class will not get as many new weapons as the soldier. [i]You enjoy your 2 new flamethrowers, pyro. Soldier's getting [b]three rocket launchers, 4 shotguns, 6 melees and 12 cosmetics[/b][/i]

Hey guys, anything new in the last 8 hours? Or are we just weathering through another massive shitstorm.

[QUOTE=Darktooth77;36474593]what if the pyro's new weapon is [sp]a water gun[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Shoots flammable liquid like gasoline, you can leave small, temporary traps of fiery walls or douse your enemies then watch them burn! Secondary fire shoots a spart onto the liquid to ignite it[/sp]

[QUOTE=Darktooth77;36474593]what if the pyro's new weapon is [sp]a water gun[/sp][/QUOTE] I want a freeze gun. Every game should have a freeze gun. [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Computrix;36474635][sp]Shoots flammable liquid like gasoline, you can leave small, temporary traps of fiery walls or douse your enemies then watch them burn! Secondary fire shoots a spart onto the liquid to ignite it[/sp][/QUOTE] So like a sticky launcher type thing for Pyro?

Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Le Shitpostin edition

[QUOTE=Darktooth77;36474593]what if the pyro's new weapon is [sp]a water gun[/sp][/QUOTE] The Manmelter.

[QUOTE=Danzflor;36474614][URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=15169"]Close enough.[/URL][/QUOTE] Please tell me this is confirmed

[QUOTE=Uesrname;36474633]Hey guys, anything new in the last 8 hours? [B]Or are we just weathering through another massive shitstorm.[/B][/QUOTE] This pretty much.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36474661]This pretty much.[/QUOTE] I just skimmed the last two page, we might want to call NASA, because I'm pretty sure they could see this one from orbit.

[QUOTE=01271;36474629]IMO it's going to be another very nice update like the uber update where the featured class will not get as many new weapons as the soldier. [i]You enjoy your 2 new flamethrowers, pyro. Soldier's getting [b]three rocket launchers, 4 shotguns, 6 melees and 12 cosmetics[/b][/i][/QUOTE] I really want the soldier to fuck off for at least one year. The pyro, the engi and the medic are the classes with most need of new weapons (not more melee plz).

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;36474654]Please tell me this is confirmed[/QUOTE] it's just a workshop submission.

I would kill for a Phlog/Spy-cicle type thrower similar to that "The Cryogenator" Even if it's just a stock reskin that freezes them in place like how you disintegrate with the phlog when you die (that kind of trigger) to freeze the same way the spy-cicle goes, it would be what I use everytime. I simply love freeze ray guns in games. Shoot Many Robots, Duke Nukem, and Batman caused this love for freeze weapons. Maybe it freezes them and their health gets shortened but the pyro can't kill frozen enemies (without thawing?), and a friendly pyro needs to thaw them? I don't know what stats a freeze ray for pyro would have, but it would be awesome. [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dracon;36474709]it's just a workshop submission.[/QUOTE] I know but I was asking if anyone found anything confirming it, like the scorch shot is in the workshop but is coming. It's got enough ratings it seems

Valve won't reveal weapons prior to them being in the update. The flare gun Valve mentioned was a one-of-a-kind exception, and although Jarate was teased on April Fools Day, that was only because the weapon was so absurd that most assumed it was a joke.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36474748]Valve won't reveal weapons prior to them being in the update. The flare gun Valve mentioned was a one-of-a-kind exception.[/QUOTE] Didn't they used to put "Accepted" onto workshop submissions? Or is that only there after it's done

Guys I know that a Freezer type weapon would be cool, but it's not in Pyros nature. I would be fine with a weapon that can freeze people in place then hold right click for a burst of fire. Or that a freezer weapon that is so cold it burns.

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;36474754]Didn't they used to put "Accepted" onto workshop submissions? Or is that only there after it's done[/QUOTE] Only there after it's done. I checked and even the flare gun they mentioned in the blog doesn't say "Accepted for Game."

this is the first real update in months and people, instead of being happy, fight themselves with boxes this is sad and this makes me sad

[QUOTE=SLBros.;36474793]this is the first real update in months and people, instead of being happy, fight themselves with boxes this is sad and this makes me sad[/QUOTE] Who cares about ratings? I say we just ignore it and try to talk about cool stuff

[QUOTE=SLBros.;36474793]this is the first real update in months and people, instead of being happy, fight themselves with boxes this is sad and this makes me sad[/QUOTE] There's only ONE person making an entire shitstorm, that already should be worthy of a b&

[QUOTE=Sparrowsluck;36473998][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GBPjK.png[/IMG] No.[/QUOTE] Actually, it does, but it sends you to the page with the "meet the" movies. So, what it says is, "Monday meet the." The only "meet the" yet to be released is Meet The Pyro.

[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/23r3b5l.png[/IMG] The Legend of Zelda: Pyro's Awakening CONFIRMED

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;36474757]Guys I know that a Freezer type weapon would be cool, but it's not in Pyros nature. I would be fine with a weapon that can freeze people in place then hold right click for a burst of fire. Or that a freezer weapon that is so cold it burns.[/QUOTE] Well the spycicle is kinda random too but... Damnit I want to believe Freeze guns are awesome You know what else would be awesome If pyro was arnold schwarzenegger

[QUOTE=SLBros.;36474793]this is the first real update in months and people, instead of being happy, fight themselves with boxes this is sad and this makes me sad[/QUOTE] Come for the update speculation, stay for the boxing matches. :v: [sp]I couldn't resist.[/sp]