Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes
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[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;36474819]Who cares about ratings?
I say we just ignore it and try to talk about cool stuff[/QUOTE]
a lot of people apparently
at least they can make Fort K-Box now
I want the last hours to pass fast, and so I'm off to sleep.
can someone give me the song of time just in case I miss the update
[B]I STILL WANT MY SHOTGUN THAT SHOOT FLAMMABLE AMMUNITION[/B]
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;36474757]Guys I know that a Freezer type weapon would be cool, but it's not in Pyros nature.
I would be fine with a weapon that can freeze people in place then hold right click for a burst of fire.
Or that a freezer weapon that is so cold it burns.[/QUOTE]
Pyro a cryo legionnaire? Sound cool on paper but sure in the game will be very annoying.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;36474832]Actually, it does, but it sends you to the page with the "meet the" movies. So, what it says is, "Monday meet the."
The only "meet the" yet to be released is Meet The Pyro.[/QUOTE]
Meet the Banana Peel
[editline]24th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=SLBros.;36474838]a lot of people apparently
at least they can make Fort K-Box now
I want the last hours to pass fast, and so I'm off to sleep.
can someone give me the song of time just in case I miss the update[/QUOTE]
My dad was born in Fort Knox
[QUOTE=SLBros.;36474838][B]I STILL WANT MY SHOTGUN THAT SHOOT FLAMMABLE AMMUNITION[/B][/QUOTE]I want my shotgun that when you shoot someone that's on fire it does all of the fire damage at once.
If they unmask the Pyro tomorrow, it will rain blood. If it's a woman, terrible things will occur.
[QUOTE=SLBros.;36474793]this is the first real update in months and people, instead of being happy, fight themselves with boxes
this is sad and this makes me sad[/QUOTE]
Mostly because this is probably the only terrible weekend most of these people have ever experienced.
[QUOTE=SgtWoodsy;36474874]I want my shotgun that when you shoot someone that's on fire it does all of the fire damage at once.[/QUOTE]
That's actually kind of an interesting concept, but you'd have to test it to make sure the degreaser doesn't let you destroy everything with it. Maybe add a slight weapon switch extension.
[QUOTE=SgtWoodsy;36474874]I want my shotgun that when you shoot someone that's on fire it does all of the fire damage at once.[/QUOTE]
That would be an interesting way to counter the fact that nearly every class has a way to put out fire these days.
[QUOTE=Uesrname;36474891]That's actually kind of an interesting concept, but you'd have to test it to make sure the degreaser doesn't let you destroy everything with it. Maybe add a slight weapon switch extension.[/QUOTE]I would probably still use this thing with the Degreaser. A "slight weapon extension" would still be about 40-45% faster weapon switch times.
Also obviously the fire is extinguished when you hit someone with this shotgun.
I find it funny that there's no counter to bleeding.
[QUOTE=Kegan;36474532]How about a new action item for the Pyro? Press and hold taunt, Pyro draws the lighter and flicks it on, just staring at it til you let go of the key?
Edit: And as a bonus nearby pyros, whether they be friend or foe, can get near and hold the taunt key to stare in awe at the lighter too[/QUOTE]
*Blue Spy is fumbling around in his jacket for a lighter and cigarette*
*He puts the cig in his mouth but cannot find his lighter*
*A hand appears over his shoulder and lights his cig for him*
"Prego, my ami-"
*It's Pyro*
MEET THE PYRO *TF2 riff plays*
First song, Don't Stop Me Now...Pandora, you have a sense of humor.
After Meet the Pyro, do you think they will stop making shorts involving TF2? Will there be as major updates again?
[QUOTE=Uesrname;36474941]I find it funny that there's no counter to bleeding.[/QUOTE]
Bleeding doesn't do that much damage anyway.
[QUOTE=DyingAce;36474956]First song, Don't Stop Me Now...Pandora, you have a sense of humor.
After Meet the Pyro, do you think they will stop making shorts involving TF2? Will there be as major updates again?[/QUOTE]
Shorts are unlikely, but I can see Valve continuing updates for as long as they feel. TF2 is basically their cash cow.
[QUOTE=DyingAce;36474956]First song, Don't Stop Me Now...Pandora, you have a sense of humor.
After Meet the Pyro, do you think they will stop making shorts involving TF2? Will there be as major updates again?[/QUOTE]
Considering that Adult Swim is buddying up with Valve for something, I'd say they're going to pursue the animated TF2 show idea. That's just wishful thinking, though - it could be anything.
[QUOTE=DyingAce;36474956]First song, Don't Stop Me Now...Pandora, you have a sense of humor.
After Meet the Pyro, do you think they will stop making shorts involving TF2? Will there be as major updates again?[/QUOTE]
With the amount Valve make from TF2 since it went F2P, I reckon the updates will carry on.
i want a flamethrower that shoots angry wasps that are also on fire that cause both flaming and bleeding damage
[QUOTE=hogofwar;36474962]Bleeding doesn't do that much damage anyway.[/QUOTE]
You obviously don't use it like I do.
[QUOTE=Uesrname;36474941]I find it funny that there's no counter to bleeding.[/QUOTE]
medics, dispensers, medkits
What on Earth happened while I was gone... what is this?
[QUOTE=Dracon;36474990]medics, dispensers, medkits[/QUOTE]
But those are a counter for everything.
[QUOTE=Xanthias;36474986]i want a flamethrower that shoots angry wasps that are also on fire that cause both flaming and bleeding damage[/QUOTE]
There:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWTKA2ko7U[/media]
Close?
[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36475011]What on Earth happened while I was gone... what is this?[/QUOTE]
A shitstorm for the ages is what I was told on the last page, aside from that not much.
[QUOTE=Uesrname;36475018]A shitstorm for the ages is what I was told on the last page, aside from that not much.[/QUOTE]
Well at least it looks like things have calmed down, so we can finally discuss are hype for TF2.
[QUOTE=PSI Guy;36474943]*Blue Spy is fumbling around in his jacket for a lighter and cigarette*
*He puts the cig in his mouth but cannot find his lighter*
*A hand appears over his shoulder and lights his cig for him*
"Prego, my ami-"
*It's Pyro*
MEET THE PYRO *TF2 riff plays*[/QUOTE]
That would actually make a neat Spy-To-Pyro-Only taunt.
[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36475011]What on Earth happened while I was gone... what is this?[/QUOTE]
War.... war happened.
judging from the footage meet the pyro is probably going to be some sort of slasher movie where you barely see the pyro except for a few frames like in alien
maaan would that be cool. would also cover the ambush aspect
I'm hoping for a new weapon that has bigger flames and goes farther.
[QUOTE=Creeper120;36475111]I'm hoping for a new weapon that has bigger flames and goes farther.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't that just promote W+M1 play?
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