Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

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Will this be the update that gets me back into TF2? Prolly not. Someone tempt me, what's supposedly in-store for this update that'll get my panties wet? Meet the Pyro? That's cool, I suppose; Anything else?

[QUOTE=Ern;36478484]Will this be the update that gets me back into TF2? Prolly not. Someone tempt me, what's supposedly in-store for this update that'll get my panties wet? Meet the Pyro? That's cool, I suppose; Anything else?[/QUOTE] A new gamemode featuring giant Robots. (also weta but I don't know if that would really get someone back into tf2)

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7o5PxBDHtI&feature=g-all-lik[/media] late?

[QUOTE=Ern;36478484]Will this be the update that gets me back into TF2? Prolly not. Someone tempt me, what's supposedly in-store for this update that'll get my panties wet? Meet the Pyro? That's cool, I suppose; Anything else?[/QUOTE] Mann versus Machine, a gamemode where bots attack you in waves.

[QUOTE=Ern;36478484]Will this be the update that gets me back into TF2? Prolly not. Someone tempt me, what's supposedly in-store for this update that'll get my panties wet? Meet the Pyro? That's cool, I suppose; Anything else?[/QUOTE] The entire update is just Meet The Pyro and this new Flare gun:[IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/blog/make_a_gun/gun_image001.jpg[/IMG] The update is a week revealing part of the flare gun's stats everyday and then on the last day is Meet The Pyro.

I really hope we get some more medic weapons.. Or maybe some soldier shotgun that isnt complete shit. Or.. cyrogenator..

[QUOTE=Ern;36478484]Will this be the update that gets me back into TF2? Prolly not. Someone tempt me, what's supposedly in-store for this update that'll get my panties wet? Meet the Pyro? That's cool, I suppose; Anything else?[/QUOTE] Call me an ass, but saying 'Convince me to be excited' doesn't really leave me itching to give you a sales pitch.

[QUOTE=Rageguy;36478517]I really hope we get some more medic weapons..[/QUOTE] [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/487749736929587221/6976B02CE45329FB12E11F3BF06A3AB6991A0340/600x337.resizedimage[/img]

[QUOTE=Rageguy;36478503][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7o5PxBDHtI&feature=g-all-lik[/media] late?[/QUOTE] Very late.

[QUOTE=Cheezinz;36478518]Call me an ass, but saying 'Convince me to be excited' doesn't really leave me itching to give you a sales pitch.[/QUOTE] I'll suck you off if you give me a sales pitch. How's that? I give great head.

[QUOTE=Croshi;36478532][img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/487749736929587221/6976B02CE45329FB12E11F3BF06A3AB6991A0340/600x337.resizedimage[/img][/QUOTE] I dislike the idea of grordborts, and medic having grordbort items.

Medic and Engineer seem to have the most cause to have them, really.

[QUOTE=Ern;36478538]I'll suck you off if you give me a sales pitch. How's that? I give great head.[/QUOTE] [pitch] [B][I]Coming new from Valve Software in 2012 we have a revolutionary change to TF2, guaranteed to shake the foundation of the game we have all come to know and love. Revel in the mystery of the masked mumbler, the Pyro, as we explore a more in depth look into what makes the firebug tick, with the final cast-related 'Meet the Team' short. Quake in fear as you are forced to face the reality of MvM, an acronym that has plagued every speculators mind since it's suggested beginnings within the games behind-the-scenes file structure. Learn the mystery behind Poopy Joe, the monkeynaut - has he made like a banana, and split? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. Turn in for the next exciting episode of Team Fortress 2 - Electric Boogaloo![/I][/B] [/pitch]

I want "Meet the" for every weapon and hat

We're going to get a Heavy and Scout Grordbort pack in this update, guaranteed.

[QUOTE=Ern;36478611]We're going to get a Heavy and Scout Grordbort pack in this update, guaranteed.[/QUOTE] Heavy? If we were to get any it would be Medic and Scout, silly Ernest.

[QUOTE=Linda,Octupuss;36478622]Heavy? If we were to get any it would be Medic and Scout, silly Ernest.[/QUOTE] Heavy and a second Soldier Grordbort pack.

[QUOTE=Linda,Octupuss;36478622]Heavy? If we were to get any it would be Medic and Scout, silly Ernest.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhb7so4A2P1qfj9qho1_400.jpg[/IMG] Great, now heavy is sad.... But I do think that there could be some interesting Grodbort weapons for heavy.

I have 50 hats ready to go, but gripes! I forgot weapons! Shitshitshitshitshit/ Need metal now.

I still want the minigun that tracks my kills on the blog it makes for me. [sp]Mac update comic[/sp]

[QUOTE=Ern;36478637]Heavy and a second Soldier Grordbort pack.[/QUOTE] That explains everything! Ohwell back to dancing.

Tomorrow's update will be soldier-themed, with new soldier weapons specifically made and tailored for the soldier, including complimentary hats for the soldier. The update will also include new soldier mechanics such as disguises, headshots, and double jumping. In addition, soldier will be getting a new "Meet the Soldier's Shovel" short.

Less then an day away until the update!

[QUOTE=Cheezinz;36478606][pitch] [B][I]Coming new from Valve Software in 2012 we have a revolutionary change to TF2, guaranteed to shake the foundation of the game we have all come to know and love. Revel in the mystery of the masked mumbler, the Pyro, as we explore a more in depth look into what makes the firebug tick, with the final cast-related 'Meet the Team' short. Quake in fear as you are forced to face the reality of MvM, an acronym that has plagued every speculators mind since it's suggested beginnings within the games behind-the-scenes file structure. Learn the mystery behind Poopy Joe, the monkeynaut - has he made like a banana, and split? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. Turn in for the next exciting episode of Team Fortress 2 - Electric Boogaloo![/I][/B] [/pitch][/QUOTE] Was I the only one who read this in the voice of the narrator from those classic Disney movie trailers?

[QUOTE=zach34;36478721]Tomorrow's update will be soldier-themed, with new soldier weapons specifically made and tailored for the soldier, including complimentary hats for the soldier. The update will also include new soldier mechanics such as disguises, headshots, and double jumping. In addition, soldier will be getting a new "Meet the Soldier's Shovel" short.[/QUOTE] :suicide:

[QUOTE=Creeper120;36478726]Less then an day away until the update![/QUOTE] For once I never thought you'd make a post that ACTUALLY made sense!

[QUOTE=DyingAce;36478746]:suicide:[/QUOTE] and don't forget about the [sp] 1000 SOLDIER-THEMED MEDALS ONLY OBTAINABLE THROUGH A SECRET, HIDDEN PAGE [/sp]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36478730]Was I the only one who read this in the voice of the narrator from those classic Disney movie trailers?[/QUOTE] I heard it in the DBZ narrator's voice. And my god was it amazing.

[QUOTE=zach34;36478721]Tomorrow's update will be soldier-themed, with new soldier weapons specifically made and tailored for the soldier, including complimentary hats for the soldier. The update will also include new soldier mechanics such as disguises, headshots, and double jumping. In addition, soldier will be getting a new "Meet the Soldier's Shovel" short.[/QUOTE] This update will top the Uber Update in special Solider treatment. Solider will not only get "Meet the Solider's Shovel" but he will also get "Meet the Solider's Rocket Launcher." Also, for however many weapons the Pyro gets, the Solider will get exactly twice that amount's worth of weapon sets.