Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

So apparently Ashley Burch is involved in an "unannounced Valve project". :\

[url]http://xpaw.ru/lab/tf2-update.html[/url] This countdown is just genius, I laughed my ass off reading all messages from it [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hRxyX.png[/IMG] [sp]I know I'll get clocks[/sp]

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36478398]Speaking of Flair, I always figured I'd just use the ALF Pogs from Bart Sells His Soul, but since I can't find every Pog unobscured, I was thinking of using pictures of Hank Hill, Dale Gribble, Bill Dautrieve, and Boomhauer and renaming it "Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-Hm."[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=menneb;32812407]Replace the default "flair_decal.vtf" with the modified one using VTFedit. Use the template on the front page. Colored circles are the image, white edges are the part where it starts to wrap around. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7Mznw.png[/IMG] Open up model viewer and load a class model. Equip the appropriate flair model as a weapon to the class. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zu0y3.png[/IMG] Alternatively, use the Decal Tool on the Flair! item.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lefter;36479075]erm guys may i ask something isnt it monday in america wheres the update[/QUOTE] My guess is we won't see anything till Monday afternoon, hell we might not see anything until Adult Swim airs at 9 EST.

[QUOTE=jackteam54;36479094]The very first lesson I learned when joining Facepunch was to know what the hell I am doing and to pay attention at all times. Because if you aren't paying attention, get ready for a massive amount of clocks and boxes.[/QUOTE] its merely a matter of common sense. nothing more, nothing else.

Damn, I have to wait until tomorrow..

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36479130]So apparently Ashley Burch is involved in an "unannounced Valve project". :\[/QUOTE] Anthony's Wife or Sister? :v: If Wife, she's well known for appearing in several gaming art books, so she could be involved on that sort of thing since Valve wants to release more books. If Sister, maybe some wacky shit, kinda Mega64/Kojima stuff? I'm gonna guess the first.

well here's to hoping i can sleep till update/blog

[QUOTE=shad0w440;36478978][video=youtube;Bi8iI-zwsDQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi8iI-zwsDQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=40s[/video] THAT was actually in the sourcesdk_content folder for a long time untill valve removed it some time in 2011. If anyone remembers.[/QUOTE] The Pyro unmasked looks [I]a little[/I] like Christopher Lloyd's Judge Doom from [I]Roger Rabbit[/I]. [IMG]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/188/a/7/Judge_Doom_by_VillainsAreCool68.jpg[/IMG] That face encapsulates his personality rather well, come to think of it.

Anyone else pulling an all-nighter tonight in anticipation?

[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;36479279]Anyone else pulling an all-nighter tonight in anticipation?[/QUOTE] Would love to, but my ass is freezing and have to see my girl early today, so, trying to sleep again. [sp] I call my best friend "my girl", shut up [/sp]

[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;36479279]Anyone else pulling an all-nighter tonight in anticipation?[/QUOTE] No, if I did, I would sleep through the meat of the update / Day 1 / teaser / superfluous ARG continuation tacked on to make us cry inside and go burn things. The new alternate reality game is this: you become the pyro, and for every barn/factory you burn down, a frame of Meet the Pyro is released. Whoa, wait a second guys. That's the reason behind the teaser with Poopy Joe: Valve is turning us into their Space Monkeys for their own Project Mayhem.

[QUOTE=Danzflor;36479289][sp] I call my best friend "my girl", shut up [/sp][/QUOTE] What a coincidence. That's what I call my Cuban arms dealer.

[QUOTE=CommodoreV;36479271]The Pyro unmasked looks [I]a little[/I] like Christopher Lloyd's Judge Doom from [I]Roger Rabbit[/I]. [IMG]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/188/a/7/Judge_Doom_by_VillainsAreCool68.jpg[/IMG] That face encapsulates his personality rather well, come to think of it.[/QUOTE] ''Remember me, Engie? When I burned your Sentry, I muffled. just. LIKE MPPPHHH!''

[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;36479279]Anyone else pulling an all-nighter tonight in anticipation?[/QUOTE] That's silly, you know we won't get anything until like 6PM eastern.

[QUOTE=Rayss;36479471]That's silly, you know we won't get anything until like 6PM eastern.[/QUOTE] Yep. At the very least, you've got about 8-10ish hours to go before anyone's even in the office. That, and it'll most likely be a multi-day update, like most of the other ones, probably ending in whatever colab they've worked out with adult swim.

EDIT: [B]Sarcasm people. Jeez. I was just making fun of their thread.[/B] EDIT 2: Why am I getting boxes for something someone else posted, or was it something I said? I thought you guys enjoyed stupid SPUF posts? Remember that image name of the Pyro on the Adult Swim sign up we found a few pages back? Well, the [I]brilliant detectives[/I] at SPUF found out that it was actually Adult Swim leaking the Pyro's name. Sneaky Valve, you thought you could hide this from SPUF. Why couldn't we figure this out. Seriously, for shame Facepunch. Looks like SPUF beat us to the punch. :v: [URL="http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2766001"]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2766001[/URL] [QUOTE=SPUF]Breaking News The name of the pyro has being leaked by Adult Swim. It is "Uncle Colonel Soggington & Jasper". This can be seen on the newspaper signup page, where the 'associated text' (alt[nerate] text) is that. ty for rep .[/QUOTE]

Why the hell would he have "&" in his name

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;36479556]Why the hell would he have "&" in his name[/QUOTE] Pyro's clearly two midgets piggybacking in a really big suit. e: this is probably actually a theory that someone has oh god why

The user is so polite. He thanks you in advance for the rep you will inevitably give him for his completely genuine and realistic discovery.

What time does valve upade blog/game?

[QUOTE=Whiskered;36479624]What time does valve upade blog/game?[/QUOTE] Usually later in the evening. I wouldn't bother staying up if that's what you were planning. [QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36479621]I would post an image of the murderous moppets, since this is adult swim related, but I'm in work and using my damned phone. Could some kind person do it to complete my joke and make me feel less empty inside?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://wiki.astroempires.com/images/Moppets.jpg[/IMG]

[B][U]OR[/U][/B] it's just a placeholder joke name and has nothing to do with the Pyro itself.

I don't know if it was already posted but the Wiki came back to it usual position ! Mmmmmphhh disapeared... [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page[/url] Sry for my bad english

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[QUOTE='[Green];36479649'][B][U]OR[/U][/B] it's just a placeholder joke name and has nothing to do with the Pyro itself.[/QUOTE] They were the names of the characters in the last image before the Pyro took its place. A guy and his cat.

[QUOTE=426_Hemi;36479680]I don't know if it was already posted but the Wiki came back to it usual position ! Mmmmmphhh disapeared... [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page[/url] Sry for my bad english[/QUOTE] Maybe t here was a miscommunication or something. Idk why they'd pull it before the update even launches.

[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;36479722]Maybe t here was a miscommunication or something. Idk why they'd pull it before the update even launches.[/QUOTE] They prepare for something bigger maybe?

[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;36479722]Maybe t here was a miscommunication or something. Idk why they'd pull it before the update even launches.[/QUOTE] Maybe so they did it before hand so they can focus more on the things that the update will introduce which is most likeley going to be a lot. I would imagine it would be quite a hassle to focus both on changing the wiki back and making new articles at the same time. EDIT: Did I just get beat by a long time lurkers first post...?

Did i miss something in last 8 hours?