Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;36483196]wait guys wait what if guys, what if What if the Secret Diary is Poopy Joe's?[/QUOTE] and the banana peels are Saxton Hale's?

>Gauge cracked. >People think it has to do with the update. I find it funny that people think, In my opinion, I think it is there for character, alot of stuff that has to do with gauges (not just TF2) is cracked.

well I guess this update would seem 10x better if you knew nothing about all the Tobor foreshadowing

I love how we killed Poopy Joe, and will do it all day, every day until every server in TF2 is shut down

Is there any chance Valve would pull something like the Service Medal secret page again?

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;36483196]wait guys wait what if guys, what if What if the Secret Diary is Poopy Joe's?[/QUOTE] Dear Diary, I threw my feces at a scientist. Shit was so cash. Literally. ~Poopy Joe

So far, from what I am seeing from you guys... "Major Update Specualation Thread V5: Dissapointmenting Week" All of your cake holes will be shut though when: - Someone finds a secret page - Day 2 starts - Meet the Pyro begins Whichever comes first

Tuesday and Wednesday hurry up already

[QUOTE=alwaysrage;36483242]Is there any chance Valve would pull something like the Service Medal secret page again?[/QUOTE] absolutely not

you guys all seem really fucking ungrateful we haven't had anything in months and months and months then valve announces a big-ass 3 day update culminating in what will no doubt be a fantastic short and you guys all just bitch about how it's not what you wanted piss off

[QUOTE=alwaysrage;36483242]Is there any chance Valve would pull something like the Service Medal secret page again?[/QUOTE] after the backlash? i dunno. also there's so going to be something in that bottom space. i can feel it.

my guess is if that you get all eleven achievements, you will get that mann co. monkeynauts badge.

Everyone who is just going "well this instantly sucks because it's not what i wanted" is kind of jumping the gun here. We have no idea what the gamemode will actually be like. They barely explained a THING except it'll be making a rocket launch and have achievements tied to it. Nothing more is explained. I'm sure it's gonna be pretty fun, though even then i can be considered getting ahead of myself because noone has/can play it yet. And we have two more days of content to go, so who knows what'll happen? Maybe as ned is saying, they'll reveal TWO gamemodes? Honestly, would you rather have another weekly update of a sub-par workshop item noone wanted in, or actual new, original content?

[QUOTE=RPG;36483249]So far, from what I am seeing from you guys... "Major Update Specualation Thread V5: Dissapointmenting Week" All of your cake holes will be shut though when: - Someone finds a secret page - Day 2 starts - Meet the Pyro begins Whichever comes first[/QUOTE] I will only shut my cake hole if we learn anything about all the tobor teasing we've had to endure for 6 months

[QUOTE=Dr_Aquaphre5h;36483260]my guess is if that you get all eleven achievements, you will get that mann co. monkeynauts badge.[/QUOTE] And the MvM reward gets replaced by that, I suppose ? I really REALLY hope I am wrong

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36483254]you guys all seem really fucking ungrateful we haven't had anything in months and months and months then valve announces a big-ass 3 day update culminating in what will no doubt be a fantastic short and you guys all just bitch about how it's not what you wanted piss off[/QUOTE] I agree, at least valve it's updating it's game. It's not like other games aren't getting no updates at all since a year ago or that will never be updated again... sniff terraria..

[QUOTE=Goodwell;36483265]Everyone who is just going "well this instantly sucks because it's not what i wanted" is kind of jumping the gun here. We have no idea what the gamemode will actually be like. They barely explained a THING except it'll be making a rocket launch and have achievements tied to it. Nothing more is explained. I'm sure it's gonna be pretty fun, though even then i can be considered getting ahead of myself because noone has/can play it yet. And we have two more days of content to go, so who knows what'll happen? Maybe as ned is saying, they'll reveal TWO gamemodes? Honestly, would you rather have another weekly update of a sub-par workshop item noone wanted in, or actual new, original content?[/QUOTE] What I see of it is a player (possibly only a scout) picks up a payload, gets on the very slow moving lift and then dumps it in the rocket.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36483254]you guys all seem really fucking ungrateful we haven't had anything in months and months and months then valve announces a big-ass 3 day update culminating in what will no doubt be a fantastic short and you guys all just bitch about how it's not what you wanted piss off[/QUOTE] I'm going to hold off on the insensible grousing until I see that there are less weapons released with this update than the Uber Update before it. Also, this new gamemode looks promising--especially for spawn campers.

alright, 692 posts more to read.

wait a minute. day 3 cant be the screen for the mtp as that's on the main page? So day 3 must be pyros set + aditional stuff

I like this new gamemode.

[QUOTE=RPG;36483273]And the MvM reward gets replaced by that, I suppose ?[/QUOTE] i will punch valve a collective new asshole if that happens

[QUOTE=psyke;36483258] also there's so going to be something in that bottom space. i can feel it.[/QUOTE] Valve knows people come to these updates for the new weapons. It's the weapons that ultimately make or break an update. Just wait. It's very early in the day.

Dumb question: Why did people go apeshit over the [URL="http://tf2.com/classes.php?class=pyro"]Pyro page[/URL] couple of pages back? It's the same as before, did they change it back or something?

[QUOTE=Dr_Aquaphre5h;36483260]my guess is if that you get all eleven achievements, you will get that mann co. monkeynauts badge.[/QUOTE] Not all of them, remember the foundry hat, for example.

[QUOTE=Goodwell;36483265]Honestly, would you rather have another weekly update of a sub-par workshop item noone wanted in, or actual new, original content?[/QUOTE] can you say with a straight face that this game mode seems either new or original

What if all the junk items placed in were for all the individual parts of the update? I.e. The Diary - Meet the pyro (Pyro's diary) The Banana peels - Doomsday (poopy joe's bananas) The Capacitor - MvM - (The robots) I'm speculating here, but it might mean something.

[QUOTE=Hunkyy;36483317]Dumb question: Why did people go apeshit over the [URL="http://tf2.com/classes.php?class=pyro"]Pyro page[/URL] couple of pages back? It's the same as before, did they change it back or something?[/QUOTE] "coming june 27th"

I'm going to assume anyone reading this has the update page open in another tab, so I'm not gonna bother linkin that enormous image. Check out the ingame rocket, there. There's only one lift. And look at those tracks. I think there's only one cache, with both teams pushing it opposite ways, which is really interesting. An odd thing to note, though, is how the track abruptly ends. Does the lift revolve around to meet it? That seems unlikely.

[QUOTE=Rigged237;36483268]I will only shut my cake hole if we learn anything about all the tobor teasing we've had to endure for 6 months[/QUOTE] That I understand, but it's no use going "It sucks" right off the bat. We still have 2 days left, and in those days a secret page or two will appear and reveal all the Tobor cock tease. We can't assume is shit right away just because the first day wasn't what we were expecting, but hey, quoting someone else in here, it's Valve what we are talking about: Expect the Unexpected