Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

Okay, here's my modified theory if they took a philosophical approach, that includes all of the items that they put in: Pyro is poopy joe (banana) landed in a barn (door plank), then wrote a diary about his broken capacitor. Then it turns out the Pyro was really the heart of the fans. *cut to Gabe Newell on an exercise ball eating cheese and fish for 10 minutes)

[QUOTE=Destroyox;36436513]Scavenger hunts go better with Pirates of the Caribbean theme.[/QUOTE] Scavenger hunt? More like mindfuck - 2012 Seriously, none of this was really never expected from the beginning when we were getting junk drops. And we thought valve's new economist was doing an experiment.

[QUOTE=LowCarbs;36436530]Okay, here's my modified theory if they took a philosophical approach, that includes all of the items that they put in: Pyro is poopy joe (banana) landed in a barn (door plank), then wrote a diary about his broken capacitor. Then it turns out the Pyro was really the heart of the fans. *cut to Gabe Newell on an exercise ball eating cheese and fish for 10 minutes)[/QUOTE] That's exactly what I thought meet the pyro was going to be.

[QUOTE=Doc_72;36436535]Scavenger hunt? More like mindfuck - 2012 Seriously, none of this was really never expected from the beginning when we were getting junk drops. And we thought valve's new economist was doing an experiment.[/QUOTE] Yea the first 2 days were the most mindfuckery

[QUOTE=NJDevils30;36436524]If the md5 codes are different for 7 and 8 why do they lead to the same thing?[/QUOTE] Because Valve screwed something up.

3/5/6 are still missing data...

[QUOTE=Robmortar;36436528]the pyros backstory is that they transplanted poopy joe's brain into a person's body[/QUOTE] Into a robot body. Why do you think the pyro sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil by the quart?

Not that I'm doubting Valve screwed anything up, but I find that possibility weird considering how long we've waited for this update.

[QUOTE=omfgbun;36436568]3/5/6 are still missing data...[/QUOTE] Thanks for reposting what was at the top of the page, your contribution is appreciated.

[QUOTE=LowCarbs;36436530]Okay, here's my modified theory if they took a philosophical approach, that includes all of the items that they put in: Pyro is poopy joe (banana) landed in a barn (door plank), then wrote a diary about his broken capacitor. Then it turns out the Pyro was really the heart of the fans. *cut to Gabe Newell on an exercise ball eating cheese and fish for 10 minutes)[/QUOTE] Lol so randum xD Non!

[QUOTE=AbrahamLincoln;36436578]Into a robot body. Why do you think the pyro sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil by the quart?[/QUOTE] Because he's The Stig?

[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;36436589]Lol so randum xD Non![/QUOTE] I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the corner for a little while. :[

[QUOTE=LowCarbs;36436530]Okay, here's my modified theory if they took a philosophical approach, that includes all of the items that they put in: Pyro is poopy joe (banana) landed in a barn (door plank), then wrote a diary about his broken capacitor. Then it turns out the Pyro was really the heart of the fans. *cut to Gabe Newell on an exercise ball eating cheese and fish for 10 minutes)[/QUOTE] ...The Pyro is Poopy Joe's brain... IN THE DIRECTOR'S BODY.

[QUOTE=Doc_72;36436535]Scavenger hunt? More like mindfuck - 2012 Seriously, none of this was really never expected from the beginning when we were getting junk drops. And we thought valve's new economist was doing an experiment.[/QUOTE] I don't like the term "we" because I never thought that Valve was screwing with the economy on purpose (which they said they learned not to do.)

what did i miss

[QUOTE=Noodleneck;36436590]Because he's The Stig?[/QUOTE] You are amazing my good sir.

Actually. I dont think Pyro is a robot. He bleeds and has bones. He might be a hippie that Saxton Hale used to keep Poopy Joe alive by putting his brain into the hippies.

[QUOTE=FLUDDGadd;36436620]what did i miss[/QUOTE] Too much.

[QUOTE=OpethRockr55;36436394]Valve fucked up pretty bad, I think. We can't get the true #7. Note the checksums. #7 schema MD5: 6f1d22a53f398fd4404b7fc9d7b1f356 #8 schema MD5: eae894257e8b1502807a3a94fd2fcc1c QR #7: eae894257e8b1502807a3a94fd2fcc1c QR #8: eae894257e8b1502807a3a94fd2fcc1c[/QUOTE] MD5 this file: [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99606/qr7.png[/url] It's QR 7, and will match the schema MD5. The website is incorrectly displaying the last 3 bytes of 7.

[QUOTE=Doc_72;36436535]Scavenger hunt? More like mindfuck - 2012 Seriously, none of this was really never expected from the beginning when we were getting junk drops. And we thought valve's new economist was doing an experiment.[/QUOTE] hello D:<

I got one banana and I would ask for someone to trade me another but I'm lazy as fuck and don't feel like starting up TF2 to craft them.

[QUOTE=Noodleneck;36436590]Because he's The Stig?[/QUOTE] And that's how he should remain. Not a man, nor a woman, nor a monkey, nor Abe Lincoln. Just a faceless, muffled maniacal bugger with a simple taste for gasoline and a love for flames.

To quote an old facepunch post... "The pyro is a cactus."

[QUOTE=VoiDeD;36436637]MD5 this file: [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99606/qr7.png[/url] It's QR 7, and will match the schema MD5. The website is incorrectly displaying the last 3 bytes of 7.[/QUOTE] Whew. Alright. Clears that up, thanks.

[QUOTE=MrCasual;36436632]Actually. I dont think Pyro is a robot. He bleeds and has bones. He might be a hippie that Saxton Hale used to keep Poopy Joe alive by putting his brain into the hippies.[/QUOTE] Synthetic humans they are among us

[QUOTE=CommodoreV;36436650]And that's how he should remain. Not a man, nor a woman, nor a monkey, nor Abe Lincoln. Just a faceless, muffled maniacal bugger with a simple taste for gasoline and a love for flames.[/QUOTE] Exactly, thank you!

[QUOTE=Croshi;36436616]I don't like the term "we" because I never thought that Valve was screwing with the economy on purpose (which they said they learned not to do.)[/QUOTE] I was meaning "we" as a general consensus for most/some of the peoples' ideas for the items. Anywho, back to standby for the deciphering.

Interesting. all the footage for how to make a weapon was recorded from a live stream jalcober did the goldfish music video was sheer coincidence [ valve also forgot to edit it out ] and apparently it was afterwards that valve got into contact with him.

I'm completely out of people to ask for codes, and out of images of in this thread to get codes from. My work is done. Annndd I'm bored.

Damn, Valve is good. They alluded to the senate investigation [URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/05.htm"]a long time ago.[/URL]