Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36489269]A three day update? A counter counting down to Meet the Pyro? How has no one done this yet?! [video=youtube;JsOPHyuAuT0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsOPHyuAuT0[/video][/QUOTE] Someone did that quite a few pages back, you're late.

[QUOTE=Mr. Magoolachub;36489550]You can do that?[/QUOTE] I did with the Cozy Camper

I'm really hoping were getting some kind of milestone out of this, after the delay of the update, it better be big.

Legend of Fortress: Pyro's Mask

oh look, Quantum Conundrum got an update. Fuck you quantum conundrum

[QUOTE=DyingAce;36488705][video=youtube;ygm70Qwwjf8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygm70Qwwjf8[/video] I think I'll be spamming the Third Degree taunt on Wednesday.[/QUOTE] Pyro is Skrillex

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;36489449]The lack of an update on each day leads me to believe that this update isn't going to be any larger in content than the Uber Update. This is dismaying.[/QUOTE] i don't get it, people beg valve for a big update and when they finally give us one they complain about lack of content on day one???

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;36489333]I think he means "F2P".[/QUOTE] No, he clearly means File Transfer Protocol

[QUOTE=DoubleSpecial;36489578]oh look, Quantum Conundrum got an update. Fuck you quantum conundrum[/QUOTE] it was updated yesterday :downs:

[QUOTE=DatHarry;36489592]i don't get it, people beg valve for a big update and when they finally give us one they complain about lack of content on day one???[/QUOTE] They probably didn't experience the Uber Update. Also no patience.

Admittedly enough, I can't realistically see them fitting a whole lot in a matter of 3 days when the first day was just a Gamemode. Not complaining or anything because I'm grateful just to be getting anything at all after so long!

I really do like how the major part of today was dedicated around more backstory, confirming that they are 18 different people.

[QUOTE=mixshifter;36489641]Admittedly enough, I can't realistically see them fitting a whole lot in a matter of 3 days when the first day was just a Gamemode. Not complaining or anything because I'm grateful just to be getting anything at all after so long![/QUOTE] Day Two could be a huge fucking page of sets.

If somehow the characters end up being the same as their counter-parts in the future, Valve can cover up by saying the Administrator was referring to Pyro and his 17th imaginary friends.

-Day 1: Doomsday New mode unveiled. -Day 2: Doomsday rocket crashes into a weapons factory. 152 stat weapons shown. -Day 3: the pyro discovers the Australium in the Doomsday rocket made some of the weapons into robots! MVM,MTP,update release.

[QUOTE=mixshifter;36489641]Admittedly enough, I can't realistically see them fitting a whole lot in a matter of 3 days when the first day was just a Gamemode.[/QUOTE] I'm quoting you on that in 2 days.

[QUOTE=alwaysrage;36489685]I'm quoting you on that in 2 days.[/QUOTE] How about you not take it so seriously/offensively? I already said I was grateful for what we're clearly getting.

Give me clocks, but did anyone keep clicking on the documents page? [URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/04.html"]It takes you to this page with blanked out text. [/URL] Edit: I thought this was something only the paperclip led to. Give me your clocks and boxes, I guess. I knew about the secret page, but I didn't realize it went past the papers revealed in the ARG.

[QUOTE=01271;36489682]-Day 1: Doomsday New mode unveiled. -Day 2: Doomsday rocket crashes into a weapons factory. 152 stat weapons shown. -Day 3: the pyro discovers the Australium in the Doomsday rocket made some of the weapons into robots! MVM,MTP,update release.[/QUOTE] 152 weapons? There's only 163 weapons in the game already! But I have to say, unless MVM took them a lot of time to make, which I'm sure it did, or doesn't appear at all, which I'm sure it did, they better show us some big amounts of weapons for those 6 months of waiting.

[QUOTE=mixshifter;36489701]How about you not take it so seriously/offensively? I already said I was grateful for what we're clearly getting.[/QUOTE] He's just saying he looks forward to you being proven wrong is all.

[QUOTE=CommodoreV;36489724]Give me clocks, but did anyone click on the [URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/03.html"]paperclip[/URL] on the documents page? [URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/04.html"]It takes you to this page with blanked out text. [/URL][/QUOTE] If you click ANYWHERE on the page it takes you to the page with blanked out text. Not just the paper clip. Everyone figured that out.

does anyone know what exact time the pyromania update page was uploaded on the blog

[QUOTE=CommodoreV;36489724]Give me clocks, but did anyone click on the [URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/03.html"]paperclip[/URL] on the documents page? [URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/04.html"]It takes you to this page with blanked out text. [/URL][/QUOTE] Kind of like the rest of the image? It's not a special/different link.

So, as a person who doesn't play TF2 much or follow any of the threads -- why do people think there will be robots in this update?

I find it funny how everyone expects *PROBABLY SPOILER* [sp]Poopy Joe's rocket to actually take off[/sp] rather than [sp]explode along with its nuclear payload, wiping everyone out[/sp]. Note how it's called [sp]DOOMSDAY[/sp] and how we found all those [sp]sound files for nuclear explosions[/sp].

[I]HEY GUISES WE JUST GOT A NEW, ORIGINAL, GAMEMODE, JUST THAT, VALVE IS A PIECE OF SHIT.[/I] Chillax boys.

To anyone who's thinking of expressing how they simply won't put up with keeping up on thread reading, here's your go-to guide: What happened today? -Pyromania update begins -Revealed to be a 3-day update which ends on Meet the Pyro being released on Wednesday -First day unveils a new gamemode and a map to go with it that plays like Scavenger Mode from L4D2 -Only "secret" so far is the documents you can reach by clicking the banana at the bottom of the page -There was also some strange text on the update page which was removed by Valve References: [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/[/url] [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/doomsday/[/url] [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/[/url]

[QUOTE=COSTA;36489759]If you click ANYWHERE on the page it takes you to the page with blanked out text. Not just the paper clip. Everyone figured that out.[/QUOTE] I stopped after the second page because I thought it was just the same documents revealed by the ARG. I'm sure others did too. Edit: Yes, COSTA, [I]others thought the same thing. [/I]One guy rated it informative. Not everyone has been sitting around on this thread since this morning.

[QUOTE=FLUDDGadd;36489761]does anyone know what exact time the pyromania update page was uploaded on the blog[/QUOTE] Around 8AM PST

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36489765]I find it funny how everyone expects *PROBABLY SPOILER* [sp]Poopy Joe's rocket to actually take off[/sp] rather than [sp]explode along with its nuclear payload, wiping everyone out[/sp]. Note how it's called [sp]DOOMSDAY[/sp] and how we found all those [sp]sound files for nuclear explosions[/sp].[/QUOTE] Well, it did say we would be reliving one of the darkest days in TF history, so this is probably right.