Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes
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A BLU SOLDIER LIVING WITH A RED SPY?
[b]I SMELL SITCOM![/b]
[QUOTE=evil_mario;36501138]At first it wasnt even at the bottom of the page, it was below the first gauge. They moved it later.
Why?[/QUOTE]
Jeez, they must have moved it pretty fucking fast then. Oh well, time for the thread to blow up with late posts. Also, the can says Captain Dan's!
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;36501125]I extracted the page image of the can.
[sp]This is the literal image, not a screenshot. Silly Valve.[/sp]
[img]http://oi47.tinypic.com/30njhx4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
or you know just use the actual image?
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/images/captaindans.png[/url]
[QUOTE=Constructor;36501141]soup[/QUOTE]
And ribs.
[QUOTE=Constructor;36501152]I wonder if Captain Dan's is a reference to Lieutenant Dan.[/QUOTE]
SCOUT UPDATE (FORREST GUMP)
[QUOTE=Rayss;36501090]Wait so, page 4 and then page 16? What am I missing here?[/QUOTE]
They're pages torn from a Dr. Seuss-like children's book about the Soldier needing a home.
[QUOTE=Rigged237;36501148]yeah what the heck
I thought BLU soldier lived in a crummy motel and RED soldier was the one rooming with a wizard.[/QUOTE]
RED Soldier lives with RED Merazmus, BLU Soldier lives with BLU Merazmus V:v:V
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;36500926][img]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/images/pyromania_title.gif[/img]
is it just me or can you see people in the fire?[/QUOTE]
No, but PYROMANIA is 9 letters ... -> 9 Classes?
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36501159]A BLU SOLDIER LIVING WITH A RED SPY?
[b]I SMELL SITCOM![/b][/QUOTE]
ADULT SWIM
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;36501101][url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/images/captaindans.png[/url]
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/images/captaindans.png[/img]
Captain Dans?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3027[/url]
I'm pretty sure i'm late
[QUOTE=Rigged237;36501148]yeah what the heck
I thought BLU soldier lived in a crummy motel and RED soldier was the one rooming with a wizard.[/QUOTE]
Valve and continuity aren't very good friends.
Often a story starts and then never ends.
Dumpster Pack, eh?
[I]...Well, WEAPONS ARE WEAPONS![/I]
Why isn't the day 2 gauge up!
The word "Need" in the second page is in all caps, that can't be random.
[QUOTE=Rigged237;36501148]yeah what the heck
I thought BLU soldier lived in a crummy motel and RED soldier was the one rooming with a wizard.[/QUOTE]
RED one lives in his apartment with merasmus as seen in the halloween comic, BLU one seems to live in merasmus' castle. Maybe the motel comes after this castle part.
[QUOTE=Moriartyb;36501195]No, but PYROMANIA is 9 letters ... -> 9 Classes?[/QUOTE]
i think you guys are looking too hard.
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36501187]RED Soldier lives with RED Merazmus, BLU Soldier lives with BLU Merazmus V:v:V[/QUOTE]
I think you have it mixed up. RED lives with BLU. BLU lives with RED
WAIT
I KNOW THE NEXT GAMEMODE
IT'S FIND SOLDIER'S HOME
DAY 2 GAMEMODE CONFIRMED
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;36501173]or you know just use the actual image?
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/images/captaindans.png[/url][/QUOTE]
Fuck no.
I prefer to be Spy.
Decoding shit because otherwise I'm useless.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;36501076]CAN CAN CAN
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN[/QUOTE]
WHAT [i] can [/i] THIS MEAN?
[QUOTE=Rayss;36501090]Wait so, page 4 and then page 16? What am I missing here?[/QUOTE]
About 14 pages!
How does the Soldier even lose his home when he makes tons of money being a mercenary? I wonder if it's one of his hallucinations or something. That or he's just stupid.
[QUOTE=psyke;36501124][img_thumb]http://tf2.tomsk.ru/blog/u/2011-06-22-pre-uber-update/dumpsterpackpromo.jpg[/img_thumb]
for the uninformed.[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/031/f/1/tf2_submission___dumpster_pack_by_populus13-d38glnm.jpg[/img_thumb]
This one loads faster and easier
I'm sure Populus is ecstatic to learn about this.
[sp]He'll probably be crushed if it turns out to be nothing :c[/sp]
Guys, oh my god!
Day2!
It's still done fucking nothing!
The weird thing is, my page monitor said the blog updated to but there is no difference
Using the Page Monitor application, it's set to play
[video=youtube;DzEVNLoLBdQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzEVNLoLBdQ[/video]
Whenever the Pyromania Page changes in anyway.
Hell yes
Not a fan of that pack, personally.
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36501187]RED Soldier lives with RED Merazmus, BLU Soldier lives with BLU Merazmus V:v:V[/QUOTE]
What if BLU Merasmus is the RED Spy, and RED Merasmus is the BLU Spy.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/4/4d/Spy_Point_and_Shoot.png/102px-Spy_Point_and_Shoot.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=DJF;36501252]Not a fan of that pack, personally.[/QUOTE]
I really like the Junkyard Pack launcher, but not much else in it. I hate the helmet.
so any bets on when the rest of the comic / transcript / next thing is?
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