Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes
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SEN. BRACKMAN. Not... ...other monkeynauts incapable of conducting... ...complex tasks required in space, they all... ...ng.
MR. HALE. Which ra... ...bility that Poopy Joe is simply... ...id space danger.
SENATOR MITCHELL GRAY... ...Let's try this approach: what sort... ...did you give Poopy Joe to ensure...
MR. HALE. All kinds...
SEN. GRAY. Can you... ...e specific?
(pause)
MR. HALE. Safety equipment...
SEN. GRAY. Can you... ...equipment?
MR. HALE. I don't... ...people. This hearing's already b... ...four hours.
SEN. GRAY. Indulge...
MR. HALE. Well, if... ...being launched into space, that mo... ...hypothetically be given a helmet.
SEN. GRAY. And what... ...helmet protect him from, Mr. Hale?
MR. HALE. Head trauma... ...people even know what a helmet... ...do you?
(cross-talk)
SENATOR MARK DELACOURT... ...The crux of the matter remains, neither... ...nation's entire supply of Australium nor P... ...been seen by anyone - your claim... ...ing - once they entered your launch...
MR. HALE. Is that... ...didn't hear a question.
SEN. DELACOURT. Oh... ...Poopy Joe? Where's the damn Australium...
MR. HALE. For the last time... ...have no idea where the brave little... ....
SEN. DELACOURT. I p... ...that you stole the Australium, Mister Hale... ...substituted it with gravel water from d... ...ase explosives, you've covered up.
MR. HALE. Why you...
(fight)
[sp]I could try filling it in, but only some of it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=areyoublack;36437619]Ugh, I hate it when people say they are drunk online. Sounds so attention whore-ish to me. Look guys I get drunk, am I cool?[/QUOTE]
It's almost like saying you're a woman who PLAYS VIDEO GAMES.
okay so what do i need to look for when i craft the bananas eg what code do you need and where is it
Im on my alt right now, can someone toss me 2 bananas?
[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;36437617]From what I can gather (I'm almost as confused as you), there are bananas that, when two are crafted together, we get a code, as seen on the crafting "error" screen. This code is added to a list of other codes, which create an overall QR code that links to a slice of a document. There are [B]eight[/B] slices of this document, and they relate to Saxton Hale and the Missing Monkeynaut (Poopy Joe) Hearings. Of course, I'm probably typing through my ass about how the codes are gathered, but that is how I see it.[/QUOTE]
FTFY. Other than that, this is mostly correct.
i lack any bananas, otherwise i'd galdly do it for science.
[QUOTE=Mercz37;36437581]For missing one code it looks all jumbled up[/QUOTE]
That happens when compressed data is wrong. It basically throws everything else out of line.
As for people who are complaining about time: I haven't left work yet. It's 9:30 PM, and I've been here all night tending to this TF2 ARG thing. I have been trying to work on a work-based project too, but...
:suicide:
[QUOTE=zach34;36437630]It's almost like saying you're a woman who PLAYS VIDEO GAMES.[/QUOTE]
Don't hit on my, you silly monkeynauts~
[QUOTE=Xkeeper;36437643]That happens when compressed data is wrong. It basically throws everything else out of line.
As for people who are complaining about time: I haven't left work yet. It's 9:30 PM, and I've been here all night tending to this TF2 ARG thing. I have been trying to work on a work-based project too, but...
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
no work allowed
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;36437620]how fucking drunk is he
did he like drink an entire bottle of tequila before doing this
how did he even craft the bananas if he's too drunk[/QUOTE]
Hilariously enough he had no idea about the ARG. He was just wasted and was like "Im gonna smash these bananas together! YEAH!"
[QUOTE=Garbor 0.1;36437638]Im on my alt right now, can someone toss me 2 bananas?[/QUOTE]
We don't know your alt
If more banana exceptions are needed, just add me to Steam (i has no banananana :().
[QUOTE=01271;36437626]He's Scarabix-drunk.
He can do everything normally except make sense.[/QUOTE]
I disagree, he can spell better than intoxicated me. Not only that, but I can't do everything normally.
I got two bananas for anyone who needs them, I crafted them and the codes weren't useful.
[QUOTE=Sharc;36437661]We don't know your alt[/QUOTE]
I were first checking if someone could lend me them, then i would add him.
[QUOTE=Slambot4;36437672]I got two bananas for anyone who needs them, I crafted them and the codes weren't useful.[/QUOTE]
I would like them please.
I literally have the rest of it pretty much figured out, barring some parts where the entire middle is missing.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36437669]I disagree, he can spell better than intoxicated me. Not only that, but I can't do everything normally.[/QUOTE]
But can you [B]craft bananas[/B]
[QUOTE=Garbor 0.1;36437673]I were first checking if someone could lend me them, then i would add him.[/QUOTE]
I got the nanners
Still a banana virgin here, if anyone has extra peels: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041547803/[/url]
