Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36508875]See. Here's something I am curious about. All of the mercs apparently make a metric shit-ton of money, but what do they do with it? Demo lives in relative luxury. Heavy sends it back home. But what about the others?[/QUOTE] Sniper goes in for regular organ transplants so his oversized kidneys don't kill him.

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36508875]See. Here's something I am curious about. All of the mercs apparently make a metric shit-ton of money, but what do they do with it? Demo lives in relative luxury. Heavy sends it back home. But what about the others?[/QUOTE] Scout - buys hookers Soldier - Soup & ribs Pyro - hats Engineer - tools, mechanical parts Sniper - His family probably Spy - fancy shoes, wine

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36508875]See. Here's something I am curious about. All of the mercs apparently make a metric shit-ton of money, but what do they do with it? Demo lives in relative luxury. Heavy sends it back home. But what about the others?[/QUOTE] I can see scout buying stuff to impress the ladies.

Medic buys Baboon hearts and other black market goods.

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36508875]See. Here's something I am curious about. All of the mercs apparently make a shit-ton of money, but what do they do with it? Demo lives in relative luxury. Heavy sends it back home. But what about the others?[/QUOTE] They are the 0.5%. Sharing most of the worlds wealth with the big corporations and capitalists. #OccupyMovement #DownWithBigBusnisses #ViaAnAppleiPhone #@StarBucks

[QUOTE=Daidarapochi;36508889]I can see scout buying stuff to impress the ladies.[/QUOTE] He lives in a city apartment. not really impressin' anyone.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36508888]Scout - buys hookers Soldier - Soup & ribs Pyro - hats Engineer - tools, mechanical parts Sniper - His family probably Spy - fancy shoes, wine[/QUOTE] half the pyro's hats you could probably find in a garbage can though

This was probably addressed already but I'd like some clarification: Are the new sets/hats most likely not craftable with specific recipes like the Grordbort Xmas weapons were? In other words... should I convert all my metal to tokens and gamble with crafting that way?

Well shit, if they do make that much money, why would any of them hire Soldier as their lawyer?

Generally weapons from 'big' updates like this get recipes, but they may or may not end up making us wait for like a month before patching them in to push store sales.

I wonder if they'll implement the flamethrower's increased damage from the beta too tomorrow. Either way, very very excited to see what new flamethrower we'll be getting tomorrow and maybe even some awesome TOBOR release/teaser.

[QUOTE=Daidarapochi;36508925]Well shit, if they do make that much money, why would any of them hire Soldier as their lawyer?[/QUOTE] It could be because no one really wanted to them as their defendant, it was a pretty clear and cut case, they were doomed to start.

That new sniper hat and a villain's veil painted black is going to look incredible. I'm so ready for this update.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36508888]Scout - buys hookers[/QUOTE] So he's somehow been consistently turning them off for the past decade? Scout's a virgin.

If the Baby Face's boost meter is charged after, say, 4 hits or so, I can see that being fine. It's just a bit of being super fast, not invulnerable. Hopefully the boost isn't TOO hard to build, so that you can actually get a boost off in a standard fire fight before you have to jump.

Hopefully more weapons are announced tomorrow.

I made a map of where the best locations to download from will be. Has an overlay of some major cities, sun and moon data, and where the best places to download will be at 1 PM CDT. It's almost certain that NA's servers will be strained. Save a copy since Facepunch is almost certain to go down. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Cp0KF.jpg[/img] (to change your download location, go into Steam's settings and go to Downloads + Cloud)

I also hope those Sniper glasses are a separate misc. item, just so I can get them, then get a Your Worst Nightmare and become [sp]John Lennon[/sp].

[QUOTE=Grimhound;36508875]See. Here's something I am curious about. All of the mercs apparently make a metric shit-ton of money, but what do they do with it? Demo lives in relative luxury. Heavy sends it back home. But what about the others?[/QUOTE] I bet the sniper send the money to his mother in secret.

I find it funny that we haven't really freaked out over the fact that BLU soldier is at RED spys house looking to come in.

[QUOTE=01271;36508968]So he's somehow been consistently turning them off for the past decade? Scout's a virgin.[/QUOTE] I imagine him like Forest Gump jizzing the minute they walk through his door

Maybe the mercs spend all their money on keys...

[QUOTE=psyke;36508902]Scout lives in a city apartment. not really impressin' anyone.[/QUOTE] Not to mention he sometimes throws "Non-Milk Substances" at people and afterwards beats them to death with a fellow mercenary's decapitated arm while having fought vigorously against other mercenaries to earn the severed head of a lagomorph to wear on his head to indicate high social status. *Shivers*

So, a few more minutes until V5 will go up

A 30%damage penalty on a primary weapon seems severe.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36509018]So, a few more minutes until V5 will go up[/QUOTE] Aren't there 1672 posts left?

V5? What's V5? Is it update-related?

[QUOTE=Uesrname;36509036]Aren't there 1672 posts left?[/QUOTE] yea, but I'm heading to bed soon

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36509043]V5? What's V5? Is it update-related?[/QUOTE] Version 5 of the speculation thread.

Oh, duh :downs: